Forum Game Whose fault will it be: Cavs edition

[Mediocre Man]

Let’s see if these fucktards can make it 2 in a row. I hope everyone has a blessed day

Standings
Andalusion 1 (92) +2 He should have been our savior, not theirs
Hoop Guru 1 (90) +3 for the 3 biggest bitches in New England
Sly 1 (89) +2 Always
Riverman 1 (88) +2 He is a little bitch, isn't he
Ptld platypus 1 (88) +2 How do you like them apples
MM 1 (87) +2 Fucking fig newtons are the worst
Quatro 1 (86) +2 Fuck them. That little bitch, Lucky, helped give me type 2 diabetes
Phat 1 (78) +2 It's Joe
blazerkor 1 (61) +2 That bitch Colin Sullivan should just depart already
crandc 1 (60) +2 Fuck the British and their fucked up teeth
e_blazer 1 (59) +2 Would love to get fast PP on the Blazers
SheedSoNasty 1 (58) +2 He's closer to Lebron than we are to him
RR7 0 (58)
Lawai’a 1 (46) +3 Strong, strong entry
SharpeScooterShooter 0 (22)
Mick Zagger 0 (19)
Chris Craig 0 (16)
BlazerBeav 1 (15) +2 Boston Blazers sounds great
everything beagle 1 (14) +3 The Conductor is awful and an extra point for Miracle Max
Eastoff 0 (12)
SwissBlazer 0 (11)
Cugel 0 (11)
Ironman 1 (8) +2 Well, well, well, look who came crawling back tothe game of games. Still not in double figures. -1 for being a pompous ass
Wook 0 (7)
Dozer 0 (6)
Amiricon 0 (5)
Wizenheimer 0 (5)
Domihatin 0 (4)
Sedatedfork 0 (4)
Irish Trader 0 (4)
Blazerfan11 0 (3)
jlprk 0 (3)
Blazinaway 0 (2)
BBert 0 (2)
Pinwheel1 0 (2)
PCmor7 0 (1)
Ripcity4life77 0 (1)
tlongII 0 (1)
Shaboid 0 (1)
Stomp 0 (1)
Kano John 0 (1)
Rasta 0 (1)
Big Bailes 0 (1)
Foxx 0 (1)
Hailblazers 0 (1)
Julius 0 (0)
The HCP 0 (-1)
Illmatic 0 (-1)
inconceivable 1 (-1) -1 Do you even know what this game has evolved into? Keep up
Kingspeed 0 (-2)

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Drew Carey for convincing millions that "Cleveland Rocks", when we all know that Cleveland is a craphole, and then converting that mediocre sitcom into being the most disappointing successor since George W Bush. He can't hold Bob Barker's jock, and everyone knows it.

 

[SheedSoNasty]

The Cleveland Browns for having the most boring name in professional sports history along with some of the worst uniforms. Brown and orange? Seriously?

 

[Hoopguru]

I blame Cleveland's weird couple of laws still on the books.
In Cleveland, it’s actually illegal for women to wear patent leather shoes. Not that this law is upheld, but it started because people thought men could see up women’s skirts in the shiny reflection of the patent leather of their shoes.
In Cleveland, you also need a hunting license if you want to kill mice.

 

[crandc]

Go back in history to English civil war. Cavaliers were the soldiers fighting for king against parliament. They were wealthy aristocratic landowners who believed in divine right of kings and opposed any limits on royal power.
As an American and supporter of democracy I side with parliament. Down with Cavaliers!

 

[andalusian]

DA's trainer. He heard Cavs, thought it was Calves and put him on the IR.

Man, this is such a bad joke, self administration of -2 points.

 

[Mediocre Man]

Their fucking River caught on fire because it was so polluted. That’s all you need to know about that shithole of a city. Also, how the fuck does Paul Ackerman get into the fucking rock and roll HOF before the fucking Who? The ONLY thing that city has going for it is a fictional baseball announcer

 

[Mediocre Man]

DA's trainer. He heard Cavs, thought it was Calves and put him on the IR.

Man, this is such a bad joke, self administration of -2 points.

Fantastic joke. Self administration denied

 

[Mediocre Man]

Go back in history to English civil war. Cavaliers were the soldiers fighting for king against parliament. They were wealthy aristocratic landowners who believed in divine right of kings and opposed any limits on royal power.
As an American and supporter of democracy I side with parliament. Down with Cavaliers!

History lessons for the mother fucking win

 

[Mediocre Man]

I blame Cleveland's weird couple of laws still on the books.
In Cleveland, it’s actually illegal for women to wear patent leather shoes. Not that this law is upheld, but it started because people thought men could see up women’s skirts in the shiny reflection of the patent leather of their shoes.
In Cleveland, you also need a hunting license if you want to kill mice.

Love this

 

[Mediocre Man]

The Cleveland Browns for having the most boring name in professional sports history along with some of the worst uniforms. Brown and orange? Seriously?

Be angry. Love this

 

[Mediocre Man]

Drew Carey for convincing millions that "Cleveland Rocks", when we all know that Cleveland is a craphole, and then converting that mediocre sitcom into being the most disappointing successor since George W Bush. He can't hold Bob Barker's jock, and everyone knows it.

LOVED the Drew Carey show. WAY ahead of its time. With that being said, fat Drew is funnier than thin Drew

 

[lawai'a]

kind of following up on platy's theme of blaming jock holders.....am currently trying to choose between blaming the HCP or the Mrs. .......

 

[e_blazer]

I blame the state of Ohio. Who the hell names a state after the Japanese for “good morning”? Talk about needy and cloying. Fuck ‘em.

 

[Quatro44]

LeBron James taking his talents to South Beach TV special. He literally said that in front of a bunch of Akron kids that he was leaving them for better climate.

 

[riverman]

The rock and roll hall of fame for straying so fucking far from rock and roll that it should be called the Top 40 Hall of Fame. To get in you don't have to be great, just old

 

[blazerkor]

These sons of bitches right here...

These assholes would have us believing that "Cleveland Rocks" when the truth is that Cleveland fucking sucks. So fuck the city of Cleveland, fuck the Cavs and fuck The Presidents of the United States of America (the band).

 

[Phatguysrule]

Fuck Bert Kolde. Hey Bert. Yeah, you.

Fuck you, buddy. Fuck you.

 

[Mediocre Man]

Well that right there is a losing streak, so hopefully these mother fuckers pull their heads out of their asses and start losing like a real franchise

Standings
Andalusion 1 (95) +2 Love this joke
Hoop Guru 1 (93) +2 Always a fan of batshit crazy laws
Riverman 1 (91) +2 EXACTLY
Ptld platypus 1 (91) +2 Drew Carey Show was fantastic. Be better. He's not great at the Price is Right though, so no negative points for your horrible take on the Drew Carey Show
MM 1 (90) +2 Great rant. I would give myself more points but you bitched would whine about it
Quatro 1 (89) +2 He's the biggest bitch and has ruined the NBA
Sly 0 (89)
Phat 1 (82) +3 He's just a massive cunt
blazerkor 1 (63) +1 I will not tolerate any PUSA slander.
crandc 1 (63) +2 History for the win
e_blazer 1 (62) +2 The whole state sucks
SheedSoNasty 1 (60) +1 Too easy. You are better than this
RR7 0 (58)
Lawai’a 1 (49) +2 Like The HCP's stomach. Solid
SharpeScooterShooter 0 (22)
Mick Zagger 0 (19)
Chris Craig 0 (16)
BlazerBeav 0 (15)
everything beagle 0 (14)
Eastoff 0 (12)
SwissBlazer 0 (11)
Cugel 0 (11)
Ironman 1 (8)
Wook 0 (7)
Dozer 0 (6)
Amiricon 0 (5)
Wizenheimer 0 (5)
Domihatin 0 (4)
Sedatedfork 0 (4)
Irish Trader 0 (4)
Blazerfan11 0 (3)
jlprk 0 (3)
Blazinaway 0 (2)
BBert 0 (2)
Pinwheel1 0 (2)
PCmor7 0 (1)
Ripcity4life77 0 (1)
tlongII 0 (1)
Shaboid 0 (1)
Stomp 0 (1)
Kano John 0 (1)
Rasta 0 (1)
Big Bailes 0 (1)
Foxx 0 (1)
Hailblazers 0 (1)
Julius 0 (0)
The HCP 0 (-1)
Illmatic 0 (-1)
inconceivable 1 (-1) -1 Do you even know what this game has evolved into? Keep up
Kingspeed 0 (-2)

 

[dviss1]

Drew Carey for convincing millions that "Cleveland Rocks", when we all know that Cleveland is a craphole, and then converting that mediocre sitcom into being the most disappointing successor since George W Bush. He can't hold Bob Barker's jock, and everyone knows it.

Facts. I've been to Cleveland. It's the most run down city I've even been to.