Forum Game Whose fault will it be: Clippers edition

[Mediocre Man]

Ok, so we suck. Our coach is ass. Our starting center doesn't want to play basketball. Our guards don't want or know how to defend. So bitch away. Thank you all for playing, and good luck. I have new meds, so we will see how the scoring goes. It could change half way through the game

Standings
Riverman 1 (29)
Sly 1 (29) +2 for blaming dead people
Andalusion 1 (28) +1 for blaming Jesus, his former super in Brooklyn. Fuck that guy
MM 1 (27) +2 for my brilliant Fast Times at Ridgemont High post
Ptld platypus 1 (26) +1 for making the kid feel bad about his name. Fuck that kid
Quatro 1 (22)
Hoop Guru 1 (20) +3 for the Welcome back Kotter reference. I also would have accepted a note from Epstein's mother
Lawai’a 0 (16)
Phat 0 (14)
crandc 1 (12) +2 for blaming that folk singer bitch from Jersey
SharpeScooterShooter 1 (10) +1 for those bitch ass Warriors
everything beagle 0 (9)
Cugel 0 (8)
Mick Zagger 0 (8)
Chris Craig 0 (7)
Wook 1 (7)
SheedSoNasty 1 (6) +5 for joining the childness we do here.
Dozer 0 (6)
Ironman 0 (6)
Sedatedfork 0 (4)
Irish Trader 0 (4)
Eastoff 0 (4)
e_blazer 1 (3) +2 for blaming that little tramp, Snookie
jlprk 0 (3)
BBert 0 (2)
Wizenheimer 0 (2)
Blazerfan11 0 (2)
blazerkor 0 (2)
Ripcity4life77 0 (1)
tlongII 0 (1)
Shaboid 0 (1)
Stomp 0 (1)
Amiricon 0 (1)
SwissBlazer 0 (1)
Kano John 0 (1)
Rasta 0 (1)
Big Bailes 0 (1)
Foxx 0 (1)
Hailblazers 0 (1)
The HCP 0 (-1)
Illmatic 0 (-1)
Kingspeed 0 (-2)
inconceivable 0 (-2) He knows what he did

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Since MM gave me two points for blaming dead people and after last night's game I think I'll do it again...

I blame Ayton.

 

[andalusian]

The trade winds that made Clippers a viable vessel option but have not managed to unload some of Portland's vets for prospects and draft assets.

 

[Quatro44]

Snake Plissken, if he were taller, he'd be a baller.

 

[Phatguysrule]

Stewart and Lynda Resnick. Fuck them in their stupid asses.

Credit @Shaboid

*Edit* Whoops, credit should go to @RR7. My bad.

 

[e_blazer]

Bill Walton. Still pissed that he held out the 1979 season and then signed with the Clippers.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Stewart and Lynda Resnick. Fuck them in their stupid asses.

Credit @Shaboid

That is a "wonderful" selection

 

[Shaboid]

Stewart and Lynda Resnick. Fuck them in their stupid asses.

Credit @Shaboid

Wait, why do I get credit?

 

[Phatguysrule]

Wait, why do I get credit?

Wasn't that you who loves The Dollop? I started listening to it based on a post you made years ago... At least, I thought it was you.

 

[Shaboid]

Wasn't that you who loves The Dollop? I started listening to it based on a post you made years ago... At least, I thought it was you.

Negative. I have literally zero idea what you're talking about. Always looking for a new pod though, is it any good?

 

[Phatguysrule]

Negative. I have literally zero idea what you're talking about. Always looking for a new pod though, is it any good?

Damnit. My bad. Now I have to go back and figure it out.

 

[Phatguysrule]

Negative. I have literally zero idea what you're talking about. Always looking for a new pod though, is it any good?

It's very good to learn some history with some comedy mixed in. Very enjoyable. Highly recommend.

It was @RR7 who deserves the credit. My bad.

 

[Shaboid]

It's very good to learn some history with some comedy mixed in. Very enjoyable. Highly recommend.

It was @RR7 who deserves the credit. My bad.

I wasn't planning on playing this game, but it's definitely your effing fault now...

 

[RR7]

Wasn't that you who loves The Dollop? I started listening to it based on a post you made years ago... At least, I thought it was you.

So glad someone else out there is enjoying it!

 

[riverman]

Steve Ballmer for not moving the Clippers to Seattle and remaining neighbors with the Lakers....the Seattle Clippers would have been such a cool name.

 

[SheedSoNasty]

Chris Kaman. Always Chris Kaman.

 

[SharpeScooterShooter]

I blamer SuperCuts.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

I blame Bill Gates for hiring Steve Ballmer 45 years ago.

 

[Hoopguru]

Most Bitch Worthy Flipper of all Time Pat Bev....

 

[Mediocre Man]

Since MM gave me two points for blaming dead people and after last night's game I think I'll do it again...

I blame Ayton.

Funny, but he's too easy of a target. +1

 

[Mediocre Man]

Snake Plissken, if he were taller, he'd be a baller.

Probably a better baseball prospect. +1 for the reference

 

[Mediocre Man]

Stewart and Lynda Resnick. Fuck them in their stupid asses.

Credit @Shaboid

*Edit* Whoops, credit should go to @RR7. My bad.

Great. +1. -1 for not knowing who the fuck to give credit to

 

[Mediocre Man]

Steve Ballmer for not moving the Clippers to Seattle and remaining neighbors with the Lakers....the Seattle Clippers would have been such a cool name.

Yes. +1

 

[Mediocre Man]

Chris Kaman. Always Chris Kaman.

+2 for blaming a WABC

 

[Mediocre Man]

I blamer SuperCuts.

As you should. Fuck those guys +1

 

[Mediocre Man]

I blame Bill Gates for hiring Steve Ballmer 45 years ago.

Blaming billionaires is always rewarded +1

 

[Mediocre Man]

Most Bitch Worthy Flipper of all Time Pat Bev....

The actual Flipper would have received the bonus points. Be better

 

[Mediocre Man]

The trade winds that made Clippers a viable vessel option but have not managed to unload some of Portland's vets for prospects and draft assets.

No idea what this means, but vessel sounds dirty, so +1

 

[Phatguysrule]

Great. +1. -1 for not knowing who the fuck to give credit to

It's my new meds.

 

[Hoopguru]

The actual Flipper would have received the bonus points. Be better

Ah, there's not a flipper around as worthy as Pat Beverly ...thats worth at least 1 extra or if you feel generous.../