Forum Game Whose fault will it be: Hawks edition

[Mediocre Man]

Can these fucktards actually lose out and get slightly higher odds for a franchise player, either through the draft or trade? Probably not because as stated about, they are fucktards. Regardless of the asinine front office and coaching staff, I would like to thank you all for participating

Standings
Hoop Guru 1 (96) And Cats on Broadway. WTF!!!!!!
Andalusion 0 (95)
Ptld platypus 1 (94) +2 Except for Phoebe. She was always underrated....Just like Velma from Scooby Doo
MM 1 (93) +2 Tired of being sick. Tired of fighting off this shit
Quatro 1 (92) +2 Times Square is a money pit. Fuck that place
Riverman 0 (91)
Sly 0 (89)
Phat 1 (85) +2 Rudy could hold seminars on how to ruin your reputation quickly. What a cuck
blazerkor 1 (66) +2 Alicia Keys is an embarrassment to The Florida and Piano
crandc 1 (66) +2 Exactly. Love the language, keep it up
e_blazer 0 (62)
SheedSoNasty 0 (60)
RR7 0 (58)
Lawai’a 1 (53) +3 Silent K's are for fucks, and DOGE are the fucks
SharpeScooterShooter 0 (22)
Mick Zagger 0 (19)
Chris Craig 0 (16)
BlazerBeav 0 (15)
everything beagle 0 (14)
Eastoff 0 (12)
SwissBlazer 0 (11)
Cugel 0 (11)
Ironman 1 (11) +2 Congrats. It only took you 47 posts in this thread to actually play the fucking game
Wook 0 (7)
Dozer 0 (6)
Amiricon 0 (5)
Wizenheimer 0 (5)
Domihatin 0 (4)
Sedatedfork 0 (4)
Irish Trader 0 (4)
Blazerfan11 0 (3)
jlprk 0 (3)
Blazinaway 0 (2)
BBert 0 (2)
Pinwheel1 0 (2)
PCmor7 0 (1)
Ripcity4life77 0 (1)
tlongII 0 (1)
Shaboid 0 (1)
Stomp 0 (1)
Kano John 0 (1)
Rasta 0 (1)
Big Bailes 0 (1)
Foxx 0 (1)
Hailblazers 0 (1)
Julius 0 (0)
The HCP 0 (-1)
Illmatic 0 (-1)
inconceivable 1 (-1) -1 Do you even know what this game has evolved into? Keep up
Kingspeed 0 (-2)

 

[Mediocre Man]

There are over 55 streets named “Peachtree” in Atlanta. Maybe come up with something different, like ANYTHING ELSE. The fucking historians think the name originated from the Native American Tribe “Standing Pitch Tree,” versus the common misconception that it is named after an actual peach tree. So basically something else stolen from the indigenous people

And if anyone has ever flown into or out of Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport you will relate when I tell that airport to go fuck itself. It's the the busiest airport in the world and it's the size to 45 football fields.

So basically, as a city it's a fucking bitch

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I blame DC Comics for giving us some of the worst superheroes of all time, Hawkman and Hawkgirl.

 

[crandc]

I blame whatever slang generator who decided to associate hawks with military aggression.
Plenty of birds of prey. How did hawks get the bad rap?

 

[Quatro44]

I blame the mermaids from the lost city of Atlanta.

 

[Hoopguru]

Whenever wherever the Hawks play I get a bad flash back, because of ass hole Mo Rivers.

 

[riverman]

Atlanta nightlife and Rap culture in that city. It's a perfect den of decadence for a young player flush with cash and we have a team full of those guys! Also Scoot could be an Atlanta double agent as he has roots there.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Bob Pettit, for perpetuating the myth of the WABC after Mikan faded away.

 

[blazerkor]

I blame Midway Games for making Dominique Wilkins the easiest player in NBA Jam to do the most fantastic dunks with. Sure sure sure, anyone could say reasonably that Nique was doing the most fantastic in game dunks at the time but still fuck Midway Games for putting that into their video games and tempting me as a young person to pick the Hawks over my Blazers just because a so called Human Highlight Reel was on the Hawks. Goddamn those that would try to tempt us away from our beloved Blazers and therefore the fault lies with Midway Games.

 

[BoBoBREWSKI]

I blame Atlanta rock band Nashville Pussy.

 

[kjironman1]

What are the rules of this game? Have they actually been established yet? How come it seems they change every game? What is the point here? While you are at it what is the meaning of it all?
I blame the rule makers for making this a double tank exposition.

 

[andalusian]

The NBA for having such a long season. I think a whole lot of teams lost interest at this point. The fans too, honestly.

 

[Phatguysrule]

The Atlanta Fed. Running around and squawking about threats of recession based on nothing more than reliable indicators of an extended period of negative growth...

Fuck you guys.

 

[Phatguysrule]

God damnit. I knew the fucking fed would fuck it all up...

 

[Mediocre Man]

I just can't with this fucking team. Ugh!!!

Standings
Hoop Guru 1 (99) +2 Mo Rivers is a cuck
Andalusion 1 (98) +2 for the sincerity. I don't normally care for it, but 'm in a mood
Ptld platypus 1 (97) +2 Name more than 2. That's all I'm asking
MM 1 (96) +2 Stupid fucking city
Quatro 21 (95) +2 Awesome
Riverman 1 (94) +2 Boarderline racist
Sly 1 (92) +2 Absolutely asinine
Phat 1 (88) +2 Fuck those guys.
blazerkor 1 (69) +2 Great game
crandc 1 (69) +2 For example the eagle is our FUCKING NATIONAL SYMBOL
e_blazer 0 (62)
SheedSoNasty 0 (60)
RR7 0 (58)
Lawai’a 0 (53)
SharpeScooterShooter 0 (22)
Mick Zagger 0 (19)
Chris Craig 0 (16)
BlazerBeav 0 (15)
Ironman 1 (14) +2 for calling out the bullshit
everything beagle 0 (14)
Eastoff 0 (12)
SwissBlazer 0 (11)
Cugel 0 (11)
Wook 0 (7)
Dozer 0 (6)
Amiricon 0 (5)
Wizenheimer 0 (5)
Domihatin 0 (4)
Sedatedfork 0 (4)
Irish Trader 0 (4)
Blazerfan11 0 (3)
jlprk 0 (3)
BoBoBrewski 1 (3) +2 for the reference. +1 for being a newb. -1 for thinking you can show up with less than 10 games left and start playing the greatest game ever invented. Get the fuck out of here with this late arrival time. PS happy to have you joining us
Blazinaway 0 (2)
BBert 0 (2)
Pinwheel1 0 (2)
PCmor7 0 (1)
Ripcity4life77 0 (1)
tlongII 0 (1)
Shaboid 0 (1)
Stomp 0 (1)
Kano John 0 (1)
Rasta 0 (1)
Big Bailes 0 (1)
Foxx 0 (1)
Hailblazers 0 (1)
Julius 0 (0)
The HCP 0 (-1)
Illmatic 0 (-1)
inconceivable 1 (-1) -1 Do you even know what this game has evolved into? Keep up
Kingspeed 0 (-2)

 

[crandc]

Can @Mediocre Man explain why my point total never changes?

 

[kjironman1]

Can @Mediocre Man explain why my point total never changes?

I’d try to explain it but I’d probably lose a point trying and I’m trying to make the play in.

 

[Mediocre Man]

Can @Mediocre Man explain why my point total never changes?

You were at 66 now you’re at 69. Also starting the day at 66 means your point total has obviously changed. The fucking nerve

 

[Mediocre Man]

I’d try to explain it but I’d probably lose a point trying and I’m trying to make the play in.

You have no shot in hell. You should tank

 

[kjironman1]

You have no shot in hell. You should tank

Mathematically speaking?
I mean there are no real rules so can’t we just assume I’m in the running? My fan base might not pay to read my posts? I guess I could give away some trinkets to keep them coming.

 

[BoBoBREWSKI]

Shame on me for not paying attention to this game/threads all season. This is hilarious! MM bringing the heat.