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Mediocre Man

Mediocre Man

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I am in the middle of moving and 4” of snow. Make it odd. Make me laugh or smile or lose points. Standing will be updated later. Thanks to all that keep playing

Standings
Sly 0 (37)
Riverman 0 (36)
Andalusion 0 (35)
MM 0 (30)
Ptld platypus 0 (29)
Quatro 0 (26) -
Hoop Guru 0 (24)
Phat 0 (20)
Lawai’a 0 (16)
SharpeScooterShooter 0 (15)
SheedSoNasty 0 (14)
crandc 0 (12)
everything beagle 0 (9)
blazerkor 0 (9)
e_blazer 0 (8)
Cugel 0 (8)
Mick Zagger 0 (8)
Chris Craig 0 (7)
Wook 0 (7)
Dozer 0 (6)
Ironman 0 (6)
Wizenheimer 0 (5)
SwissBlazer 0 (4)
Sedatedfork 0 (4)
Irish Trader 0 (4)
Eastoff 0 (4)
jlprk 0 (3)
BBert 0 (2)
Blazerfan11 0 (2)
Ripcity4life77 0 (1)
tlongII 0 (1)
Shaboid 0 (1)
Stomp 0 (1)
Amiricon 0 (1)
Kano John 0 (1)
Rasta 0 (1)
Big Bailes 0 (1)
Foxx 0 (1)
Hailblazers 0 (1)
The HCP 0 (-1)
Illmatic 0 (-1)
Kingspeed 0 (-2)
inconceivable 0 (-2) He knows what he did
 
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A Miami Vice reference would be too obvious, and you deserve better. So I'll blame Blanche Devereaux, because we all know she's the one who truly brought the heat to Miami.
 
PtldPlatypus said:
A Miami Vice reference would be too obvious, and you deserve better. So I'll blame Blanche Devereaux, because we all know she's the one who truly brought the heat to Miami.
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This might be my favorite of all
 
Jimmy Butler for thinking being unhappy in the Heat will make him happy to be in the Sun. That and the cold snap that will make them want to run faster and jump higher to stay warm during the game.
 
Rand Araskog for failing to grant Pat Riley an ownership stake in the New York Knicks, which led to...
 
I blame @Mediocre Man for not asking me to help him move. I was just in Dallas yesterday on a two- an hour layover on my way to Mexico. Instead of sitting in the admirals club getting free drinks, I would have happily helped him move.
 
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This guy right here. I think cold seems to be winning around most of the US but tonight at the Kaseya Center (had to look that shit up) Heatmiser is going to make sure the Heat win somewhere.

I actually think polar icecap recession and warming ocean temperatures are the fault of this guy too. Fucking Heatmiser! Gad damn you Heatmiser, let us have our mild weather and let our Trail Blazers win you tyrannical son of a bitch.
 
blazerkor said:
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This guy right here. I think cold seems to be winning around most of the US but tonight at the Kaseya Center (had to look that shit up) Heatmiser is going to make sure the Heat win somewhere.

I actually think polar icecap recession and warming ocean temperatures are the fault of this guy too. Fucking Heatmiser! Gad damn you Heatmiser, let us have our mild weather and let our Trail Blazers win you tyrannical son of a bitch.
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Excellent pull. I believe @Mediocre Man used Heatmiser as his profile pic once upon a time.
 
I blame the molten lava three rocks from earth. Shit cant shine enough to make Mediocre man have just one day better than mediocre?

Fricken ball of fire aint good for shit.
 
The Miami nightlife is to blame. Blazers will put more effort there than at the game.
 
SlyPokerDog said:
I blame @Mediocre Man for not asking me to help him move. I was just in Dallas yesterday on a two- an hour layover on my way to Mexico. Instead of sitting in the admirals club getting free drinks, I would have happily helped him move.
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-1 I don’t live in Dallas. +1 for pretending to help
 
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blazerkor said:
latest

This guy right here. I think cold seems to be winning around most of the US but tonight at the Kaseya Center (had to look that shit up) Heatmiser is going to make sure the Heat win somewhere.

I actually think polar icecap recession and warming ocean temperatures are the fault of this guy too. Fucking Heatmiser! Gad damn you Heatmiser, let us have our mild weather and let our Trail Blazers win you tyrannical son of a bitch.
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This is how to play the game. Dude is Mr. 101.+3
 
I blame the Carnival Cruise Line.

Long time listener, first time caller.
 
How could you pick? How would you narrow it down? Who should be let off the hook?

I just... No.

 
This was a tough one because the team played well for the most part, but the vets on the team get the W. Fuck their bitch asses for the worthless win

Standings
Sly 1 (38) -1 I don’t live in Dallas. +1 for pretending to help
Riverman 1 (37)
Andalusion 1 (36)
tld platypus 1 (34) +4. This was a great call
MM 1 (31)
Quatro 1 (28) +1 For blaming the South Beach night life
Hoop Guru 1 (27) +2 For reminding us Leflop mom got banged by some ugly, irrelevant NBA dude
Phat 1 (23) *3 For just fucking all of Miami. Fuck them
SharpeScooterShooter 1 (18) *2 For blinding us with science
Lawai’a 0 (16)
SheedSoNasty 0 (14)
blazerkor 1 (13) +3 He’s too much, motherfuckers
crandc 0 (12)
e_blazer 1 (11) +2 Fuck that bitch and her steel drums
Mick Zagger 1 (10) +1 for his obscure reference
everything beagle 0 (9)
Cugel 1 (9)
Chris Craig 0 (7)
Wook 0 (7)
Dozer 0 (6)
Ironman 0 (6)
Wizenheimer 0 (5)
RR7 1 (4) +2 For that fucking childish cruise line and *1 for realizing the error of his way for not playing sooner
SwissBlazer 0 (4)
Sedatedfork 0 (4)
Irish Trader 0 (4)
Eastoff 0 (4)
jlprk 0 (3)
BBert 0 (2)
Blazerfan11 0 (2)
Ripcity4life77 0 (1)
tlongII 0 (1)
Shaboid 0 (1)
Stomp 0 (1)
Amiricon 0 (1)
Kano John 0 (1)
Rasta 0 (1)
Big Bailes 0 (1)
Foxx 0 (1)
Hailblazers 0 (1)
The HCP 0 (-1)
Illmatic 0 (-1)
Kingspeed 0 (-2)
inconceivable 0 (-2) He knows what he did
 
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