Forum Game Whose fault will it be: Kings edition

[Mediocre Man]

This game has a lot of importance. Hopefully the team does wat needs to be done and loses this one on a big way. It helps in the standing. It helps with our potential lotto pick and most importantly it may shut some of the lemmings up

Standings
Andalusion 1 (95) +2 Love this joke
Hoop Guru 1 (93) +2 Always a fan of batshit crazy laws
Riverman 1 (91) +2 EXACTLY
Ptld platypus 1 (91) +2 Drew Carey Show was fantastic. Be better. He's not great at the Price is Right though, so no negative points for your horrible take on the Drew Carey Show
MM 1 (90) +2 Great rant. I would give myself more points but you bitched would whine about it
Quatro 1 (89) +2 He's the biggest bitch and has ruined the NBA
Sly 0 (89)
Phat 1 (82) +3 He's just a massive cunt
blazerkor 1 (63) +1 I will not tolerate any PUSA slander.
crandc 1 (63) +2 History for the win
e_blazer 1 (62) +2 The whole state sucks
SheedSoNasty 1 (60) +1 Too easy. You are better than this
RR7 0 (58)
Lawai’a 1 (49) +2 Like The HCP's stomach. Solid
SharpeScooterShooter 0 (22)
Mick Zagger 0 (19)
Chris Craig 0 (16)
BlazerBeav 0 (15)
everything beagle 0 (14)
Eastoff 0 (12)
SwissBlazer 0 (11)
Cugel 0 (11)
Ironman 1 (8)
Wook 0 (7)
Dozer 0 (6)
Amiricon 0 (5)
Wizenheimer 0 (5)
Domihatin 0 (4)
Sedatedfork 0 (4)
Irish Trader 0 (4)
Blazerfan11 0 (3)
jlprk 0 (3)
Blazinaway 0 (2)
BBert 0 (2)
Pinwheel1 0 (2)
PCmor7 0 (1)
Ripcity4life77 0 (1)
tlongII 0 (1)
Shaboid 0 (1)
Stomp 0 (1)
Kano John 0 (1)
Rasta 0 (1)
Big Bailes 0 (1)
Foxx 0 (1)
Hailblazers 0 (1)
Julius 0 (0)
The HCP 0 (-1)
Illmatic 0 (-1)
inconceivable 1 (-1) -1 Do you even know what this game has evolved into? Keep up
Kingspeed 0 (-2)

 

[Hoopguru]

I blame them damn thieves in Sac town, as Its the Town where Catalytic Converters go to be re-homed. Dick Wads

 

[andalusian]

I blame Sacramento for having the Kings. It ruins the joke that there are now only 5 kings in the world, the one in England and the 4 in the cards pack.

You have the capital of California Sacramento, that should be enough for you.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

I'd like to come up with something clever, creative, or historical, but today I'm just going to blame everyone who's rooting for the Trail Blazers to win this game based on a misguided notion that pursuing and reaching the play-in would somehow be beneficial to the franchise.

 

[crandc]

Not only did they steal what will always be the OAKLAND A's, we fought a revolution in 1776 to get rid of kings and anyone who thinks they should be. No kings!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I blame Apple Music for giving King Charles his own radio show.



https://music.apple.com/gb/curator/the-kings-music-room/1739144348

 

[kjironman1]

The King of America!

 

[e_blazer]

I'd like to come up with something clever, creative, or historical, but today I'm just going to blame everyone who's rooting for the Trail Blazers to win this game based on a misguided notion that pursuing and reaching the play-in would somehow be beneficial to the franchise.

What a masterful (yet shameless) suck-up to MM. I only wish I had thought of it first. I name you the King of Suck-ups and, therefore, blame you.

 

[Mediocre Man]

I blame the fucking ghost town under the city of Sacramento. This fucking thing even resurfaces during droughts. WTF Sacramento? Get your fucking shit together and keep things buried that are buried. No one needs to be seeing fucking ghost towns resurface because it's not raining, Fuck this piece of shit city

 

[lawai'a]

the blazers' coaching staff / effective / affective dept. of navel gazing

 

[Quatro44]

I have to blame the Sun Kings. This is still relevant today too.

 

[blazerkor]

Hey I don't hate Vlade Divac but what the fuck was he thinking when he tipped that defensive rebound out towards the three point line in game 4 of the 2002 WCF. It set Big Shot Bob up and gave the Lakers another championship. It also robbed the Kings of a chance to win their first championship which would make them a lot less pathetic as a franchise. Terrible play, historic implications. Fuck that tip, fuck the Kings for being a shitty franchise and fuck the Lakers because fuck the Lakers. Also fuck the Kings for being better than us right now which is really depressing considering how bad they've been historically.

 

[riverman]

Doug Christie...because he's Doug Christie

 

[Phatguysrule]

I blame the city of Sacramento. What a shit city. There's really nothing cool there, it gets hotter than hell, and the smog makes it hard for my kids to even do anything outside.

What a shit hole.

 

[SheedSoNasty]

I blame Burger King. Nobody thinks you’re the king of anything. I once ordered fries there and got a box of half cooked onion rings. The Whopper has gone down hill and their mascot is a creepy AF.

 

[Mediocre Man]

Some solid bitching. Great effort

Standings
Andalusion 1 (97) +1 There are 43 Kings, not including a deck of cards, Sacramento or LA
Hoop Guru 1 (95) +1 No one cares about Catalytic Converters
Riverman 1 (94) +2 I never liked him.....or his bat shit crazy wife
Ptld platypus 1 (94) +2 all of them are fucktards
MM 1 (93) +2 Great rant that is not getting enough love
Quatro 1 (93) +3 Game of Zones was solid
Sly 1 (92) +2 King Charles is a cuck
Phat 1 (85) +2 A complete shit city
blazerkor 1 (66) +2 It was too long and I got bored reading it, but I assume it was good.
crandc 1 (66) +2 Fuck stealing the A's.....until Las Vegas gets them
e_blazer 1 (66) +3 There are levels to this one
SheedSoNasty 1 (64) +3 This one made me laugh
RR7 0 (58)
Lawai’a 1 (52) +2 They are the worst
SharpeScooterShooter 0 (22)
Mick Zagger 0 (19)
Chris Craig 0 (16)
BlazerBeav 0 (15)
everything beagle 0 (14)
Ironman 1 (12) +3 The absolute worst
Eastoff 0 (12)
SwissBlazer 0 (11)
Cugel 0 (11)
Wook 0 (7)
Dozer 0 (6)
Amiricon 0 (5)
Wizenheimer 0 (5)
Domihatin 0 (4)
Sedatedfork 0 (4)
Irish Trader 0 (4)
Blazerfan11 0 (3)
jlprk 0 (3)
Blazinaway 0 (2)
BBert 0 (2)
Pinwheel1 0 (2)
PCmor7 0 (1)
Ripcity4life77 0 (1)
tlongII 0 (1)
Shaboid 0 (1)
Stomp 0 (1)
Kano John 0 (1)
Rasta 0 (1)
Big Bailes 0 (1)
Foxx 0 (1)
Hailblazers 0 (1)
Julius 0 (0)
The HCP 0 (-1)
Illmatic 0 (-1)
inconceivable 1 (-1) -1 Do you even know what this game has evolved into? Keep up
Kingspeed 0 (-2)