Forum Game Whose fault will it be: Lakers edition

[Mediocre Man]

I hate the fucking Lakers with a passion. Hopefully this is the one game we win by 100 and no one misses a shot or makes a turnover. Fuck them

Standings
Andalusion 1 (19)
Sly 1 (19) +1 for having anal sex with cancer
MM 1 (18) +1 for fucking cancer
Riverman 1 (18) +1 for fucking cancer
Ptld platypus 1 (15)
Quatro 1 (13) -1 for blaming Santa. I mean what the actual fuck?
Lawai’a 1 (13) +1 for the Bobby Clarke pic +1 for fucking cancer
everything beagle 0 (9) +1 for the missionary position with cancer
Phat 0 (9) +1 for reverse cowgirling cancer
Hoop Guru 1 (8) -1 for blaming the great Bill Walton for this asinine game
Chris Craig 0 (7)
Mick Zagger 0 (7)
Cugel 0 (7)
crandc 0 (7) +1 for fucking cancer
Dozer 0 (6)
Ironman 0 (6) +1 for the doggie position with cancer
SharpeScooterShooter 1 (5)
Irish Trader 0 (4)
Wook 0 (3)
Eastoff 0 (3)
jlprk 0 (3)
BBert 0 (2)
Wizenheimer 0 (2)
Blazerfan11 0 (2)
Stomp 0 (1)
Amiricon 0 (1)
SwissBlazer 0 (1)
blazerkor 0 (1)
Kano John 0 (1)
Rasta 0 (1)
Big Bailes 0 (1)
Foxx 0 (1)
Hailblazers 0 (1)
The HCP 0 (-1)
Illmatic 0 (-1)
Kingspeed 0 (-2)
inconceivable 0 (-2) He knows what he did

 

[Quatro44]

Always will be L*kers fault. Beat LA

 

[andalusian]

The Brooklyn Nets for giving the Lakers Dorian Finney-Smith and blocking a potential trade partner.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I blame...

@lawai'a
@andalusian
@Kano John
@Everything Beagle
@Rastapopoulos
@Shaboid

for teaming up to become secret Laker fans.

 

[BlazerWookee]

I blame Congress.

 

[andalusian]

I blame...

@lawai'a
@andalusian
@Kano John
@Everything Beagle
@Rastapopoulos
@Shaboid

for teaming up to become secret Laker fans.

Oof, that's some slander out there, you cat lover.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Oof, that's some slander out there, you cat lover.

I have proof!

 

[andalusian]

I have proof!

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Pervert

 

[SlyPokerDog]

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Pervert

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Cancer and Lakers both have 6 letters. Coincidence?

Fuck the both!

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Cancer and Lakers both have 5 letters. Coincidence?

Fuck the both!

Cancer and the Lakers stole @SlyPokerDog's ability to count!!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Cancer and the Lakers stole @SlyPokerDog's ability to count!!

 

[Shaboid]

I have proof!

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Hey wtf

 

[riverman]

I blame Jay Mohr because I used to like him before he married Jeannie Buss...! Warning to the Lakers...never fuck with riverman's favorite comics!

 

[Mediocre Man]

I blame...

@lawai'a
@andalusian
@Kano John
@Everything Beagle
@Rastapopoulos
@Shaboid

for teaming up to become secret Laker fans.

+1 for the acrostic . I’ll give you another point if you honestly knew it was called an acrostic

 

[SlyPokerDog]

+1 for the acrostic . I’ll give you another point if you honestly knew it was called an acrostic

I did not know it was called an acrostic, lol.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

I blame Jay Mohr because I used to like him before he married Jeannie Buss...!

I had no idea.

His radio show was the absolute best combination of sports and comedy. Made me so sad when it ended.

 

[SharpeScooterShooter]

Meh

 

[Hoopguru]

I blame Jerry West since he blamed himself.

 

[blazerkor]

I blame Joe... I always blame Joe.

 

[Eastoff]

I blame the meteor that keeps missing the L*kers arena.

 

[BlazerWookee]

I blame the guy who installed the sewage system at their arena so that shit wouldn't back up into the players' parking garage.

 

[lawai'a]

 

[Mediocre Man]

There are are virtually no lakes in Los Angeles, so I blame Bob Short for keeping that asinine nickname

 

[riverman]

There are are virtually no lakes in Los Angeles, so I blame Bob Short for keeping that asinine nickname

they really should have been the Labrea Tar Pits

 

[crandc]

Oregon Ducks defensive coordinator

 

[Sedatedfork]

I blame the Pizza Guy. I said hold the anchovies, but you gave me Ayton anyway.

 

[Mediocre Man]

This was a tough one. Not a ton of bitching, but if I had to pick someone it would be Ayton. People just don't like him. So, there you go. DeAndre Ayton is the biggest bitch of the game. Congrats to him and his entire family.

Standings
Andalusion 1 (20)
Sly 1 (20) +1 for the acrostic
MM 1 (19)
Riverman 1 (19)
Ptld platypus 1 (16)
Quatro 1 (14)
Lawai’a 1 (14)
everything beagle 0 (9)
Phat 0 (9)
Hoop Guru 1 (9)
crandc 1 (8)
Chris Craig 0 (7)
Mick Zagger 0 (7)
Cugel 0 (7)
Dozer 0 (6)
Ironman 0 (6)
SharpeScooterShooter 1 (6)
Irish Trader 0 (4)
Wook 1 (4)
Eastoff 1 (4)
jlprk 0 (3)
BBert 0 (2)
Wizenheimer 0 (2)
Blazerfan11 0 (2)
blazerkor 1 (2)
Sedatedfork 1 (1)
Shaboid 1 (1)
Stomp 0 (1)
Amiricon 0 (1)
SwissBlazer 0 (1)
Kano John 0 (1)
Rasta 0 (1)
Big Bailes 0 (1)
Foxx 0 (1)
Hailblazers 0 (1)
The HCP 0 (-1)
Illmatic 0 (-1)
Kingspeed 0 (-2)
inconceivable 0 (-2) He knows what he did

 

[Shaboid]

Not sure what I did to get a point. Because Sly called me Lakers fan?

 

[Pinwheel1]

There are are virtually no lakes in Los Angeles, so I blame Bob Short for keeping that asinine nickname

There is one. Although I have lived here 15 years and have never seen it.

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