Forum Game Whose fault will it be: Magic edition…again

[Mediocre Man]

Updates soon. Enjoy,and bitch

 

[crandc]

Amway. Crappy cosmetics with a side of crappy politics.

 

[Phatguysrule]

Mrs Bishop. 5th grade teacher who retired to Florida after a miserable school year including an emotional rant in which you called the whole class "retarded".

I hope you fit in well there.

I generally like and respect teachers, but 5th grade was miserable.

Thanks, you _______.

 

[andalusian]

Richard Garfield for inventing Magic: The Gathering

 

[PtldPlatypus]

David Blaine, for turning "magic" into stupid feats of physical endurance. Nobody cares how long you can hold your breath or stand on a block of ice! Get back to doing card tricks while levitating.

 

[SheedSoNasty]

I blame people who give tours of their house and say “this is where the magic happens” when they get to their bedroom.

 

[BlazerBeav]

Gaston. Have you seen the videos of that guy at Disneyworld? Absolutely the worst.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Gaston. Have you seen the videos of that guy at Disneyworld? Absolutely the worst.

 

[Hoopguru]

I blame Little Penny and those that drive turning left 100%.

 

[e_blazer]

I’ve been hanging out in the OT section too much. I read the thread title as, “Whose fault will it be, MAGA Edition, again.” But that would be a whole different conversation.

I’ll go with Anita Bryant. I know she just passed and we shouldn’t speak ill of the dead, but I think she asked a few too many people to “come to the Florida sunshine tree.”

 

[Quatro44]

The fault lies with the Magic school bus,

 

[PtldPlatypus]

The fault lies with the Magic school bus,

How dare you besmirch the name of the unparalleled Miss Frizzle!!

 

[blazerkor]

 

[Mediocre Man]

I blame both Penn and Teller. Fuck you and your little tricks

 

[RR7]

I blame Hedo and our lack of a Turkish community here in Portland

 

[riverman]

I blame Legoland! If you have grandchildren who are toddlers they love the things and if you’ve ever stepped on one without shoes, you’ll surely understand

 

[riverman]

I blame Hedo and our lack of a Turkish community here in Portland

good one...deep cut!

 

[crandc]

I’ve been hanging out in the OT section too much. I read the thread title as, “Whose fault will it be, MAGA Edition, again.” But that would be a whole different conversation.

I’ll go with Anita Bryant. I know she just passed and we shouldn’t speak ill of the dead, but I think she asked a few too many people to “come to the Florida sunshine tree.”

Oh shit why didn't I think of that?

 

[Mediocre Man]

These bitches can't figure it out. Another year closer to death, another year in Blazer purgatory

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Ptld platypus 1 (43) +2 He's a complete cunt
MM 1 (40) +2 Fool this, bitches
Hoop Guru 1 (40) +2 Fuck Little Penny and NASCAR
Quatro 1 (40) +2 The Magic school bus was awful, and Miss Frizzle always seemed like a bitch
Phat 1 (36) +2 She sounds delightful
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