Forum Game Whose fault will it be: Nuggets edition

[Mediocre Man]

Let's see if this fucking team can keep up it's losing ways

Standings
Riverman 1 (60) +1 He just is a bitch. Played like one and now GM's like one
Andalusion 1 (60) There is only one tick I like and that's the one Patrick Warburton played on tv. Fuck the ticks
Ptld platypus 1 (54) +1 How does that happen< seriously?
MM 1 (53) +2 Despite what some of you think, Brandon Roy is a bitch
Sly 1 (53) +2 And he just seems like a little bitch too
Hoop Guru 1 (52) +2 For some reason it sticks out in my mind him getting down and barking at Telfair, I think. What a bitch
Quatro 1 (50) +1 There are virtually no lakes in Los Angeles. Fuck them
Phat (50) +2 The Mayo clinic slander is gold
blazerkor 0 (32)
crandc 1 (28) +1 This thread is no place for that kumbaya shit. Keep it salty, sister
RR7 1 (27) +2 a bitch and an extra point for picture form
SheedSoNasty 0 (26)
e_blazer 1 (23) +1 Ant is usually a bitch, so good call. The other Ant helped get us back on track though
Lawai’a 0 (22)
SharpeScooterShooter 0 (22)
Mick Zagger 0 (19)
SwissBlazer 0 (11)
everything beagle 0 (9)
Chris Craig 1 (9) +1 Covering all usual suspects is a great way to get the minimum amount of bonus points available
Wook 0 (7)
BlazerBeav 0 (6) +1 Fuck him and his leg
Dozer 0 (6)
Ironman 0 (6)
Wizenheimer 0 (5)
Domihatin 0 (4) +3 Strong entry
Sedatedfork 0 (4)
Irish Trader 0 (4)
Eastoff 0 (4)
Blazerfan11 0 (3)
jlprk 0 (3)
Blazinaway 0 (2)
BBert 0 (2)
Pinwheel1 0 (2)
Cugel 1 (3)
PCmor7 0 (1)
Ripcity4life77 0 (1)
tlongII 0 (1)
Shaboid 0 (1)
Stomp 0 (1)
Amiricon 0 (1)
Kano John 0 (1)
Rasta 0 (1)
Big Bailes 0 (1)
Foxx 0 (1)
Hailblazers 0 (1)
Julius 0 (0)
The HCP 0 (-1)
Illmatic 0 (-1)
inconceivable 0 (-1)
Kingspeed 0 (-2)

 

[SheedSoNasty]

I’m going with McDonalds on this one. Those free nuggets when the Blazers score 100 aren’t real meat.

 

[Cugel]

altitude will make this game hideous

 

[andalusian]

The university of Colorado system. In order to be recognizably different from the university of California system they do not call, for example, the university of Colorado at Boulder UC Boulder, instead they call it CU Boulder.

How can the blazers know which way is which when the entire university
System is backwards?

 

[Hoopguru]

Chauncey probably had the team watching Super Bowl at Shotgun Willies or The Diamond Cabaret. I blame tities & hangovers at altitude....

 

[Eastoff]

Jokic, because he is using the Konami code when he plays.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I blame the Unsinkable Molly Brown and her stupid house, which I was forced to visit twice as a kid. No one cares Aunt Marilyn.

 

[riverman]

Chauncey and Joe for being secret Colorado double agents.

 

[crandc]

Too much rocky mountain high.

 

[Mediocre Man]

I blame that asshole, John Denver. Fuck you and your angelic singing voice. In real life you were a cuck and no one liked you. Annie’s song sounds like what every Disney movie wants you to feel, and I don’t like being that emotional. So fuck the fuck off back to Roswell, New Mexico Mr. Henry John Deutschendorf Jr.

 

[lawai'a]

NEW: The Mesa County Sheriff’s Office has released the booking photo for former Mesa County Clerk Tina Peters after she was sentenced to 9 years incarceration for tampering with voting machines

 

[Quatro44]

Ted Nugent for almost sounding like nugget

 

[e_blazer]

I'll go with whatever numb-nutz is responsible for naming the team. I mean, is there any other franchise that has a name as demanding of having "butt" inserted before their team name?

 

[inconceivable]

Jokic, the MVP

 

[SheedSoNasty]

I'll go with whatever numb-nutz is responsible for naming the team. I mean, is there any other franchise that has a name as demanding of having "butt" inserted before their team name?

Doesn’t Pittsburgh have a baseball team?

 

[Phatguysrule]

Carmelo Anthony. Dude never played a lick of defense. Prototypical me first player.

Then he somehow made his way to Portland, and wasted a couple years of Dame's prime taking minutes that he damned sure did not deserve.

Melo, you're a bitch.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Since our illustrious host took the most obvious (and best) answer ("Thank God I'm a Country Boy"? You were raised in frickin' Tucson!), I'm going to have to go with Bob Denver for being the predominant reason those fools couldn't get off that island.

 

[Mediocre Man]

Maybe our best collective round

 

[Phatguysrule]

Thinking back. Joey Crawford is also a bitch. IYNYN.

Doesn't need to count toward the game. Just remembered and it was cathartic to say. Seriously...

Joey Crawford, you're a bitch.

That's better...

 

[RR7]

I'm going with the dead Rocky mascot. Ever since they got the "new one" they sent us Nurk and discovered the greatest player in the game in the 2nd round. Butterfly effect on that dangling Rocky.

 

[blazerkor]

I'm just going to go with the discovery of fire. No human's could have survived in a place like Denver if we hadn't fucked around with an elemental power like fire. So fuck you cave people for learning to harvest the destructive force that is fire and allowing a city like Denver to exist.

 

[Mediocre Man]

Thinking back. Joey Crawford is also a bitch. IYNYN.

Doesn't need to count toward the game. Just remembered and it was cathartic to say. Seriously...

Joey Crawford, you're a bitch.

That's better...

IYNYN? Are you fucking kidding me? Who is teaching you how to spell, The HCP?

 

[Phatguysrule]

IYNYN? Are you fucking kidding me? Who is teaching you how to spell, The HCP?

I gotta blame my cold and autocorrect. For some reason it kept changing it to that and I tried to type it multiple times. Somehow missed it and didn't read it after posting for some reason.

Lol I'm leaving it.

 

[Mediocre Man]

Outstanding bitching effort. The team is getting themselves right and losing some games. Grant out with a mystery injury. Ant is a chucker. Ayton got lost several times last night. The Conductor had no clue what to do. it was beautiful. Thank you all for playing, and have a fantastic day

Standings
Riverman 1 (63) +2 Fuck both of them
Andalusion 1 (63) +2 Fuck them!!! Conform, damnit!!
Ptld platypus 1 (57) +2 This might be better than John. Although he probably fucked Mary Ann at some point, so kudos to him
MM 1 (56) +2 I was gonna give myself more bonus points but I didn't want to see any of you bitches, bitching
Sly 1 (56) +2 Never met your Aunt Marilyn, but she sounds like the worst
Hoop Guru 1 (55) +2 It would have been 3 bonus points, but I subtracted one. DON'T BLAME BOOBS
Quatro 1 (53) +2 No rhyme or reason for this one. Love it
Phat 1 (53) +2 This is beautiful. And where did he go to school?
blazerkor 1 (36) +3 Blaming the invention of fire might be my favorite
crandc 1 (31) +2 Insinuating they are all high is gold
RR7 1 (30) +2 Dead mascots for the win
SheedSoNasty 1 (29) +2 AND they support Israel
e_blazer 1 (26) +2 It could be worse. They started out as the Rockets
Lawai’a 1 (25) +2 She seems lovely. What a c@nt
SharpeScooterShooter 0 (22)
Mick Zagger 0 (19)
SwissBlazer 0 (11)
everything beagle 0 (9)
Chris Craig 0 (9)
Eastoff 1 (7) +2 Big fan of the old school video game referenes
Wook 0 (7)
Cugel 1 (6) +2 Always a fan of blaming mother nature (God)
BlazerBeav 0 (6)
Dozer 0 (6)
Ironman 0 (6)
Wizenheimer 0 (5)
Domihatin 0 (4)
Sedatedfork 0 (4)
Irish Trader 0 (4)
Blazerfan11 0 (3)
jlprk 0 (3)
Blazinaway 0 (2)
BBert 0 (2)
Pinwheel1 0 (2)
PCmor7 0 (1)
Ripcity4life77 0 (1)
tlongII 0 (1)
Shaboid 0 (1)
Stomp 0 (1)
Amiricon 0 (1)
Kano John 0 (1)
Rasta 0 (1)
Big Bailes 0 (1)
Foxx 0 (1)
Hailblazers 0 (1)
Julius 0 (0)
The HCP 0 (-1)
Illmatic 0 (-1)
inconceivable 1 (-1) -1 Do you even know what this game has evolved into? Keep up
Kingspeed 0 (-2)