Forum Game Whose fault will it be: Rockets edition

[Mediocre Man]

The Rockets are legitimate bitches. Fuck them. However, the Blazers are basically a trash can floating through the season. Good luck on winning my affection on this one. I hate everything, today....most days, but specially today

Standings
Riverman 1 (31) +1 for naming that bitch, Steve Ballmer as the bitch
Sly 1 (31) +1 For calling Ayton deceased
Andalusion 1 (28)
MM 1 (28)
Ptld platypus 1 (28) +1 blaming billionaires is the way to go. Where is mine, bitches!!
Quatro 1 (24) +1 for the Snake Plissken reference
Hoop Guru 1 (21)
Lawai’a 0 (16)
Phat 1 (15) +1. for the reference. -1 for not knowing who the fuck to give credit to
crandc 0 (12)
SharpeScooterShooter 1 (12) +1 for those fucks at SuperCuts
everything beagle 0 (9)
SheedSoNasty 1 (9) +2 for knowing your audience
Cugel 0 (8)
Mick Zagger 0 (8)
Chris Craig 0 (7)
Wook 0 (7)
Dozer 0 (6)
Ironman 0 (6)
Sedatedfork 0 (4)
Irish Trader 0 (4)
Eastoff 0 (4)
e_blazer 0 (3)
jlprk 0 (3)
BBert 0 (2)
Wizenheimer 0 (2)
Blazerfan11 0 (2)
blazerkor 0 (2)
Ripcity4life77 0 (1)
tlongII 0 (1)
Shaboid 0 (1)
Stomp 0 (1)
Amiricon 0 (1)
SwissBlazer 0 (1)
Kano John 0 (1)
Rasta 0 (1)
Big Bailes 0 (1)
Foxx 0 (1)
Hailblazers 0 (1)
The HCP 0 (-1)
Illmatic 0 (-1)
Kingspeed 0 (-2)
inconceivable 0 (-2) He knows what he did

 

[SheedSoNasty]

Aliens are all the buzz these days, so it’s obviously former Rocket Sam Cassell.

 

[andalusian]

Gonna be in attendance tonight, first time in the building in over a decade. Naturally the team would be distracted by my presence, so, unfortunately, me.

 

[riverman]

My own fault for taking the grandsons to watch the Ducks vs Purdue and blowing off the Rockets game

 

[Hoopguru]

Let's make Ime an offer he cant refuse, to be our next coach. And if he refuses call, Kermit Washington.

 

[Hoopguru]

My own fault for taking the grandsons to watch the Ducks vs Purdue and blowing off the Rockets game

Quack

 

[Quatro44]

Whoever at SpaceX that did this... somebody could have died. So, it's all Elon's fault.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I blame Sir Elton John.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

I want to nominate @Quatro44 for blatantly trying to ride my billionaire-blaming coattails, but clearly the biggest bitches are all the school districts in Houston that are preemptively closing schools FOUR DAYS IN ADVANCE in anticipation of potential winter weather on Tuesday. Come on people...

 

[Hoopguru]

My own fault for taking the grandsons to watch the Ducks vs Purdue and blowing off the Rockets game

You guys enjoy the game.I'll be watching

 

[Mediocre Man]

I am blaming President/General Antonio Lopez de Santa Anna for not not beating the stupid fucks at the Alamo so this Godforsaken state and it's piece of shit politics could be part of Mexico

 

[Phatguysrule]

My meds

 

[wizenheimer]

I just looked....this will be the only game this season played on an 18th of the month

blame the calendar

 

[Mediocre Man]

Aliens are all the buzz these days, so it’s obviously former Rocket Sam Cassell.

+2 gold

 

[Mediocre Man]

Gonna be in attendance tonight, first time in the building in over a decade. Naturally the team would be distracted by my presence, so, unfortunately, me.

Taking responsibility for your own actions is man stuff. +2

 

[Mediocre Man]

My own fault for taking the grandsons to watch the Ducks vs Purdue and blowing off the Rockets game

I’m sensing a theme. +2

 

[Mediocre Man]

Let's make Ime an offer he cant refuse, to be our next coach. And if he refuses call, Kermit Washington.

This is not a blame, so you’ll get nothing, and like it

 

[Mediocre Man]

Whoever at SpaceX that did this... somebody could have died. So, it's all Elon's fault.

BLAME THE BILLIONAIRES!!! +1

 

[Mediocre Man]

I blame Sir Elton John.

The William Shatner version would have secured you 3 points. As is, *2

 

[Mediocre Man]

My meds

+1 for the truth

 

[Mediocre Man]

I just looked....this will be the only game this season played on an 18th of the month

blame the calendar

Fuck Pope Gregory XIII +2

 

[e_blazer]

Tom Hanks, obviously. I mean, Apollo 13 is at the epicenter of Houston’s problems, but Castaway, Saving Private Ryan, Forrest Gump, Philadelphia…on and on. Things always go to shit whenever that asshole is around.

 

[SharpeScooterShooter]

Rockets? Easy answer. As Rasta would put it, F’ Elon Musk. He is to blame for it all.

 

[SharpeScooterShooter]

Whoever at SpaceX that did this... somebody could have died. So, it's all Elon's fault.

Aawwwshiit. Beat me to it.

 

[Mediocre Man]

Tom Hanks, obviously. I mean, Apollo 13 is at the epicenter of Houston’s problems, but Castaway, Saving Private Ryan, Forrest Gump, Philadelphia…on and on. Things always go to shit whenever that asshole is around.

You might be on to something….or just on something. Either way, +2

 

[Mediocre Man]

Rockets? Easy answer. As Rasta would put it, F’ Elon Musk. He is to blame for it all.

You cheat off people in high school, not here in the game to end all games. 0

 

[Mediocre Man]

Aawwwshiit. Beat me to it.

And now an excuse. What’s next, your dog eat your answer? -1

 

[SharpeScooterShooter]

You cheat off people in high school, not here in the game to end all games. 0

Thanks for being kind. As soon as i saw his post i figured for sure i was deep in the negative.

 

[SharpeScooterShooter]

And now an excuse. What’s next, your dog eat your answer? -1

 

[SharpeScooterShooter]