Whose fault will it be: Thunder edition

[Mediocre Man]

Like my bowels, we had some movement the other day in the standings. Some people came in strong, while some played it a little safer. Hint, the more wrong the guess, the more right you'll be. Thank you all for playing

Standings
Andalusion 1 (69) +3 Love the sex appeal blame
Riverman 0 (65)
Ptld platypus 1 (63) +2 Fuck Brandon Roy
Sly 1 (63) +3 Not sure what Mrs HCP has to do with any of this, but ok
MM 1 (62) +2 Loved mine. You all need to step the fuck up
Hoop Guru 1 (61) +2 for the reference, but Ashton Eaton IS the greatest athlete to come out of Oregon
Quatro 1 (59) +2 Going deep for this one. It would have been more points, but you made me look up the Perla brothers
Phat 0 (53)
blazerkor 1 (43) +2 Red was always so damn full of himself
crandc 1 (36) +2 They are all bitches. Especially that little Lucky. Fuck him
RR7 1 (36) +2 For that fucking town and anyone who hails from it
SheedSoNasty 1 (35) +2 Loved the smaht pahk commercials with Captain America, Jim Halpert and Debbie Downer
e_blazer 1 (32) +2 You were actually right. Too bad we don't give a shit about that
Lawai’a 1 (30) +2 The fuck did poor Catwoman do?
SharpeScooterShooter 0 (22)
Mick Zagger 0 (19)
Chris Craig 0 (12)
SwissBlazer 0 (11)
everything beagle 0 (9)
Eastoff 0 (9)
Wook 0 (7)
Cugel 0 (6)
BlazerBeav 0 (6)
Dozer 0 (6)
Ironman 0 (6)
Wizenheimer 0 (5)
Domihatin 0 (4)
Sedatedfork 0 (4)
Irish Trader 0 (4)
Blazerfan11 0 (3)
jlprk 0 (3)
Blazinaway 0 (2)
BBert 0 (2)
Pinwheel1 0 (2)
PCmor7 0 (1)
Ripcity4life77 0 (1)
tlongII 0 (1)
Shaboid 0 (1)
Stomp 0 (1)
Amiricon 0 (1)
Kano John 0 (1)
Rasta 0 (1)
Big Bailes 0 (1)
Foxx 0 (1)
Hailblazers 0 (1)
Julius 0 (0)
The HCP 0 (-1)
Illmatic 0 (-1)
inconceivable 1 (-1) -1 Do you even know what this game has evolved into? Keep up
Kingspeed 0 (-2)

 

[e_blazer]

I blame English vowel placement. I before E means Shai before Shae. Webster was a Blazers hater.

 

[RR7]

Gotta be Rodgers and Hammerstein. Nobody cares where the wind comes sweeping down. Shut the fuck up.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I blame the Blazers for not having bed buddies.

 

[Hoopguru]

I blame Sam Presti as he hasn't won a championship and never will.

 

[SheedSoNasty]

I blame Shawn Kemp for being one of my favorite non Blazers players ever while he was with the Sonics and then seeing the version we got. Never meet your heroes, I guess.

 

[Quatro44]

I blame Howard Shultz, that bastard should have never sold the team to Clay Bennet, who was so obviously going to move the team to OKC. #SaveOurSonics. Please NBA do the right thing and bring a team back to Seattle, I miss the rivalry.

 

[andalusian]

Pixar. Can't have (Oklahoma) Thunder without Lighting (mcQueen)

 

[crandc]

Honk twice.

 

[riverman]

Well since it's the Thunder edition I'll have to blame lightning since that's what follows thunder.

 

[blazerkor]

I'm going to blame Timothy McVeigh or am I??? No I am because he's the only one we can put a name to for the Oklahoma City Bombing. I'm going to be honest with you guys, before the Oklahoma City Bombing I hadn't even heard of Oklahoma City... and there's the rub because I don't think OKC should actually have an NBA team. I think without all of the national publicity that McVeigh's (and maybe some others) depravity brought the city, the Thunder would still be the Sonics, the Sonics would still be in Seattle and we would have a legit rivalry.

So, Fuck You Timothy McVeigh, for taking the lives of 168 people back in 1995 and fuck you for killing the Sonics, not close to as serious of a crime but still.

 

[Mediocre Man]

I'm going to blame Dr. Phil. He's from Oklahoma City and he's a bitch. In fact I blame all famous people from OKC ( so many of them FYI) except Chuck Norris because, well , Chuck Norris.

 

[lawai'a]

. "Shamen's Portal" in the sand dunes of Beaver's Dune State Park has been reported as a portal responsible for many mysterious deaths.

Screenshot taken from Youtube user MysteriousOklahoma
All the way back to the days of Coronado, people claim to have seen bright lights coming from the area and people disappearing. Coronado claims he lost 3 men when he crossed over this area on his way to Mexico. They were warned by the natives but didn't heed their warnings. It is said to be, "Oklahoma's version of the Bermuda Triangle."

 

[Phatguysrule]

Olshey. I can't believe he offered that huge contract to Enes Freedom. Thank The Almighty that OKC matched... Dude couldn't play defense for shit.

But Olshey never cared about that... And here we are...

 

[Chris Craig]

Chauncey

 

[Chris Craig]

Honk twice.

We should have

Of course we picked the bust

 

[Phatguysrule]

We should have

Of course we picked the bust

Bah. Durant would have left us just like he left OKC. And he can't win titles without Steph

 

[Mediocre Man]

Well thank God for Grant. He and the Conductor saved us from almost winning that game. Scoot and Sharpe sitting in favor of Grant and Ant was the difference. Thank you both for your immense contributions. Now for the fun. Some solid entries for this game. Thank you all and good luck going forward

Standings
Andalusion 1 (72) +2 I do like me some John Ratzenberger though
Riverman 1 (67) +1 Lightning comes before thunder actually
Sly 1 (66) +2 I guess, but what about Kingspeed?
MM 1 (65) +2 Dr Phil is indeed a bitch
Hoop Guru 1 (64) He's a little bitch. Fuck that guy
Ptld platypus 0 (63)
Quatro 1 (61) +1 Howard the Fuck, am I ight?
Phat 1 (56) +2 for the way back machine. But yes, FUCK OLSHEY
blazerkor 1 (46) +2 I think Timothy McVeigh is a real jerk
RR7 1 (40) +3 This was beautiful. Don't even get me started on The Sound of Fucking Music
crandc 1 (38) +1 You would have received more points, but my wife honked twice, and unlike Mrs HCP. She is an angel
SheedSoNasty 1 (38) +2 A shell of his former self
e_blazer 1 (35) +2 for blaming Webster. Fuck Noah Webster
Lawai’a 1 (33) +2 Educational and interesting
SharpeScooterShooter 0 (22)
Mick Zagger 0 (19)
Chris Craig 1 (16) +3 It's not funny, but it's right. Fuck the Conductor
SwissBlazer 0 (11)
everything beagle 0 (9)
Eastoff 0 (9)
Wook 0 (7)
Cugel 0 (6)
BlazerBeav 0 (6)
Dozer 0 (6)
Ironman 0 (6)
Wizenheimer 0 (5)
Domihatin 0 (4)
Sedatedfork 0 (4)
Irish Trader 0 (4)
Blazerfan11 0 (3)
jlprk 0 (3)
Blazinaway 0 (2)
BBert 0 (2)
Pinwheel1 0 (2)
PCmor7 0 (1)
Ripcity4life77 0 (1)
tlongII 0 (1)
Shaboid 0 (1)
Stomp 0 (1)
Amiricon 0 (1)
Kano John 0 (1)
Rasta 0 (1)
Big Bailes 0 (1)
Foxx 0 (1)
Hailblazers 0 (1)
Julius 0 (0)
The HCP 0 (-1)
Illmatic 0 (-1)
inconceivable 1 (-1) -1 Do you even know what this game has evolved into? Keep up
Kingspeed 0 (-2)