Whose funeral would Jesus cancel?

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A Florida man named Julion Evans died several weeks ago from a rare and painful disorder that slowly destroys nerves, digestive system and organs. He had a large family and circle of friends who wanted to hold the funeral service in the church his family attended. The day before the servicethe pastor canceled, leaving the mourners stuck with no place for the funeral service. The pastor only learned when he read the obituary in the newspaper that the deceased had been married to his male partner of 17 years.

Explaining that the deceased' "lifestye" (by which I guess is meant married, monogamous, church-going Christian) would render the service "blasphemy" adding that as being "man of God", Pastor TW Jenkins canceled the service.

Which reminds me of the old joke "thank God I'm an atheist".
 
Pretty sickening act on the pastors part especially considering since the man is diseased his "sins in life" are a matter of the past and will be dealt with by God and the way the Pastor feels has no part to play in it.
With that being said though to me its an issue of the timing of the cancelation and not the fact the pastor canceled. Since having the pastor there is a matter of religion then the Pastor has every right to not accept the job or cancel the service based on his riligous beliefs and feelings. Canceling the day before is disgraceful and a slap in the face to his grieving family.
 
It's disrespectful, but he won't know his parents didn't have his funeral. =\
 
Sure, the pastor has the legal right. But there is a little something about loving thy neighbor. About doing unto others. About charity and compassion and a few other things that those who most loudly proclaimed their godliness seem to be the least aware of.
 
crandc said:
Sure, the pastor has the legal right. But there is a little something about loving thy neighbor. About doing unto others. About charity and compassion and a few other things that those who most loudly proclaimed their godliness seem to be the least aware of.
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Pastor has the funeral he loses parishioners and more importantly Sunday donations. Have members in the gay community offer him $10k to hold the funeral and he'll say yes. This is about money, not morality.
 
This is soooo ghey! How dare he?!

Thank God I'm a Christian!
 
Love me some hypocrisy. Let's over-generalize all religion and God.

I'm pretty sure you wouldn't like me over-generalizing and stereotyping the gay community, no?
 
Jesus said to love each other.

It happened in Florida. The South is like a separate country. Its evil culture dominates the U.S. If only Lincoln had let them secede.
 
BLAZINGGIANTS said:
Love me some hypocrisy. Let's over-generalize all religion and God.

I'm pretty sure you wouldn't like me over-generalizing and stereotyping the gay community, no?
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Heh heh! I knew my comment would spin shit up! Denny PM'd me yesterday asking me to help get people to post more.
 
BLAZINGGIANTS said:
Sly, you've been outed for quite some time, you tooty-fruity fool.
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The fuck? You got something against corn dogs?
 
Remember about 3 days ago you said at my age I need more sleep and should get to bed by 8?

I took your advice. Glad to be back.
 
Enjoy my deep thoughts while you can. I'm going to sleep about 8 again. I'm on like a 35-hour daily cycle.
 
SlyPokerDog said:
Heh heh! I knew my comment would spin shit up! Denny PM'd me yesterday asking me to help get people to post more.
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How much you and Denny paying? I could be persuaded to twister her tail for yah!
 
His family ought to raise hell with this psycho fundamentalist.

But to answer your question - definitely Ann Coulter.
 
Pastor Jenkins needs a bizarro Westboro Baptist type demonstration outside church every time he preaches. He is a fucking asshole.

Get a bunch of people from all walks of life chanting shit about the fairy tale shit he preaches and that he better hope there isn't a hell because he is headed there if there is.
 
I'd bet the good pastor has sucked a few cocks in his day, probably didnt want to run into all his secret buddies from the truck stop
 
3RA1N1AC said:
I'd bet the good pastor has sucked a few cocks in his day, probably didnt want to run into all his secret buddies from the truck stop
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I would bet this is more likely than picking a random "straight" guy and finding him in a truck stop bathroom.
 
Rapped?
I find it hard to credit a post that can't even spell "raped".

Ever heard of "corrective rape"?

And what is the point? That it's OK to be a bigot because other people do awful things?
 
not really sure what the point is...people are getting murdered somewhere so lets make fun of gay people for committing suicide?

weird
 
It means "Shut up about people I don't care about, there are people I do care about suffering."

I think. I don't want to speak for the OP.
 
Minstrel said:
It means "Shut up about people I don't care about, there are people I do care about suffering."

I think. I don't want to speak for the OP.
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Nope, not at all. I just think gay people whine too much for how much this society caters to them. And I am against homosexuality so there's that too.
 
so you are making light of the situation? thats ice cold man
 
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