OT Why the Blazers aren't being tested for the virus

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Why? Because they only test players who guarded those known to be infected.

The Blazers don't guard anyone so they're safe.

 

[SheedSoNasty]

Ha!

 

[Wizard Mentor]

Why? Because they only test players who guarded those known to be infected.

The Blazers don't guard anyone so they're safe.

No, silly. They administer the tests from the bench.... and we don't have a bench.

 

[handiman]

I was expecting, "because they can't catch a break, let alone a virus."

 

[Wizard Mentor]

No need. Coronaviruses won't come to the Blazers... They're afraid of getting injured.

 

[Binx]

The Blazers don’t pass the ball . . . or viruses.

 

[BoomChakaLaka]

We’d have to field a team of 10 or more to be over the public gathering guidelines.

And the team does a great job at staying 6’ away from an opponent!

no worries

 

[KSF-ERIC]

Great thread lol

 

[Chris Craig]

Not even a virus wants to sign with the Blazers

 

[Sedatedfork]

Coronavirus is new and Terry Stotts doesn’t play rookies

 

[mook]

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

I've been going into my parent's back yard and playing basketball most evenings while we've been at their house. Last night I threw up a shot and I don't know what happened really but the ball was multiple feet away from the basket and my dad started laughing and was like hey you've figured out a system for the ball and the basket to practice social distancing.