Worst Jokes Ever

[HeadCase]

Post your terrible jokes below;

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.......

 

[The 12th Man]

Two blokes walk into a bar, u would have thought one of them would have saw it.

 

[bbwMax]

Did you hear about the Dyslexic Pornstar?

She likes to Cook Sock

I actually like that one

 

[twofivefive]

Knock knock.
Who's there?
An interrupting cow.
An interruptin..
MOOOOOOOOOOO!

Knock knock.
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Both from Jimmy on South Park

I love that because he's meant to make Cartman laugh but because he stutters it's not funny to him.

 

[bbwMax]

another one

How do you kill a Circus?

Go for the Juggler

 

[Hudge]

What do you call a Spanish Archer?

El Bow

 

[HeadCase]

<div class="quote_poster">Max Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Did you hear about the Dyslexic Pornstar?

She likes to Cook Sock

I actually like that one

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Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?




He bought a warehouse

 

[bringiton]

Did you hear about the dyslexic drunk?

He choked on his own vimto

 

[bringiton]

Whats the differerence between a bird and a fly?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

Larry La Prise who wrote the Hokie Cokey as just died at the grand age of 93. Worst part was getting him in the coffin, they put his left leg in, and thats when the trouble started.

 

[bbwMax]

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Isabella

Isabella Who?

Isabella nota working so i to knocka

 

[Hudge]

My friend who got a load of my high scores on the made this up:
What is the most important aspect of comedy?
Timing