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I hope Velazquez hits 1.000 and doesn't make an error, from now until GT returns.
In other words: call me Wally-Pipp Torres!

Better have a short leash on this Idiot tonight.

A short leash, with a bark, heel and sit on command!
(I always wanted to use that emoji...a First!)

And Heaney pitching like the tomato can he is! He better be the odd man out when kluber returns. Cole, taillon, kluber, Montgomery and Gil should be the rottie. And Cortes moves to the bullpen giving us another multi inning reliever

I always considered myself a conservative MLB fan, in other words don't screw with the game don't change it leave it alone.
However, I cannot wait for the automated K-zone, to replace these dildo riding umpires.
Blind monkeys could do better.

Heaney...ugh.

Gardner about as useful as wet toilet paper

