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The Yanx traded Kaprielian back when to obtain Sonny Cloudy Day Gray!
Kaprielian was the Yanx #1 Draft Pick in 2015. If I'm not mistaken he required TJ surgery, after his first year in the Minor Leagues, which took him 2 years to recover from, 2017 and 2018. He spent all of 2019 in the Minors, made his first debut out of the pen in Oakland last year 2020.
Overall he has a small sample size:
In six total starts this season, Kaprielian has managed a 2.51 ERA, 3.87 FIP, and 1.18 WHIP.

This series could be a tough assinmentt!
Run number two for Oakland scores on Gardners rubber limp dick arm.

I refer to it as “a jello dick”.Run number two for Oakland scores on Gardners rubber limp dick arm.
I refer to it as “a jello dick”.

Whenever I see Peralta or Cortes warming up in the bullpen I want to fucking scream!

Adios Taillon... go screw yourself Peralta!

Stunning statistic for Gerritt Cole 9.75 SO/W ratio
Peralta. 1.33 SO/W
Stinky goes deep with a solo shot

Kay mentioned Buddy Hackett.
In the mid-70s, I was a Cook at a Diner-Cafe, which made massive Lumber-Jack sized Omelettes, with a pound or more of Hash browns, served on a platter not a plate. With a side plate full of biscuits and gravy.
Buddy would stay at a Hi-Desert Retreat/ Salon, a mile down the Highway, for overweight rich people. He'd walk, not run around an Olympic sized track a time or two, for his daily exercise, then he'd drive in for our Lumberjack meal.
No wonder he never lost any weight!
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I noticed that.The A's Kemp is 5'6" short/tall

