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So there was a short little shy asian girl on the elevator at my building today.

never seen her before...must be new. I'd like to be able to bang her properly. hell, maybe she doesn't even understand english but that would be even better! :cheers:
 
BTOWN_HUSTLA said:
So there was a short little shy asian girl on the elevator at my building today.

never seen her before...must be new. I'd like to be able to bang her properly. hell, maybe she doesn't even understand english but that would be even better! :cheers:
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I think you should invite her out for a yogurt and wheat grass smoothy at a gym that doesn't allow headphones. If she can't understand English just grab her by the hair and drag her there. That's the universal sign of "I'm a sexy sexy man and I want you to be my 'ho (tonight)".

Go luck! :devilwink:
 
yeah, dunno where she lives, should i knock on every door until i find her?
 
BTOWN_HUSTLA said:
yeah, dunno where she lives, should i knock on every door until i find her?
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Great idea, in fact, you don't need advice on the ladies at all! Now I'm starting to wonder if you're a playa as I would imagine naked women are throwing themselves in your path as you walk down the hall.

One word of advice, you might want to wear running shows when you knock on every door in case you have to make a quick get away. You do run the risk of having the male tenants call 911 and reporting a crazy and dangerous stalker (who doesn't appear to know where he lives) out of jealousy.
 
Spud147 said:
Great idea, in fact, you don't need advice on the ladies at all! Now I'm starting to wonder if you're a playa as I would imagine naked women are throwing themselves in your path as you walk down the hall.

One word of advice, you might want to wear running shows when you knock on every door in case you have to make a quick get away. You do run the risk of having the male tenants call 911 and reporting a crazy and dangerous stalker (who doesn't appear to know where he lives) out of jealousy.
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i agree.


you know, it would be just easier to go to an asian massagi parlor. we asians all look the same anyway
 
Petite Asian girl . . . I've got this one. Be nice, non-intimidating and somehow work it out as a neighbor dinner get together (preferably her pad . . . love Asian food). Bring over a bottle of wine, have her drink one glass . . . and have your way with her. :D

Love cheap dates . . .
 
it's_GO_time said:
Petite Asian girl . . . I've got this one. Be nice, non-intimidating and somehow work it out as a neighbor dinner get together (preferably her pad . . . love Asian food). Bring over a bottle of wine, have her drink one glass . . . and have your way with her. :D

Love cheap dates . . .
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i took a shy asian girl last year out on a date last year...conversation was like pulling teeth. she loosened up a bit after dinner and I got her a little drunk off some martinis but still...i guess you have to get the liquored up a bit! :ohno:
 
BTOWN_HUSTLA said:
i took a shy asian girl last year out on a date last year...conversation was like pulling teeth. she loosened up a bit after dinner and I got her a little drunk off some martinis but still...i guess you have to get the liquored up a bit! :ohno:
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Let me step in here with a little warning on that advice.

I've known It's Go Time for years (not in the biblical sense, eeewe) and his idea of a date involves him paying an upfront negotiated fee for the lady's time. There's no amount of liquor that would work that well (unless he included a roofies appetizer).
 
Spud147 said:
Let me step in here with a little warning on that advice.

I've known It's Go Time for years (not in the biblical sense, eeewe) and his idea of a date involves him paying an upfront negotiated fee for the lady's time. There's no amount of liquor that would work that well (unless he included a roofies appetizer).
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Its all about movies at home x shots of Patron. maybe some chips and salsa. that's how i roll! hoody hoooooo!
 
Spud147 said:
Let me step in here with a little warning on that advice.

I've known It's Go Time for years (not in the biblical sense, eeewe) and his idea of a date involves him paying an upfront negotiated fee for the lady's time. There's no amount of liquor that would work that well (unless he included a roofies appetizer).
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Hey now . . . I thought our fee arrangement was a private matter.

And you tease me about the paying the fee up front, but you clearly told me after the time I ran out without paying that I would need to pay you up front.
 
it's_GO_time said:
Hey now . . . I thought our fee arrangement was a private matter.

And you tease me about the paying the fee up front, but you clearly told me after the time I ran out without paying that I would need to pay you up front.
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How many times do I have to tell you that just because you named your blow up doll Spud doesn't mean it's actually me?

And now you've just let everyone on the board know you can't even get a date with your blow up doll unless you pay her.
 
so there was a hottie jogging across the cross walk. how do i holla @ her?
 
BTOWN_HUSTLA said:
Yes, I'm not in Thailand.
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Speaking of Thailand, I asked a Thai girl out a week ago(No adams apple!). Have yet to hang out due to conflicting work schedules. Her English is a little rough around the edges but I kinda' like that.
 
Rodolfo said:
Speaking of Thailand, I asked a Thai girl out a week ago(No adams apple!). Have yet to hang out due to conflicting work schedules. Her English is a little rough around the edges but I kinda' like that.
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I dated a woman (confirmed) from Thailand a couple of years ago. One of the most interesting aspects of that was when I went out dancing with her and her friends one night... all of her friends were Thai, and I didn't speak a single word. They sounded like a coop full of chickens. It was hilarious. I actually called my buddy--who's married to a Thai woman--and held the phone out to listen so we could laugh about it.

Ed O.
 
Rodolfo said:
Speaking of Thailand, I asked a Thai girl out a week ago(No adams apple!). Have yet to hang out due to conflicting work schedules. Her English is a little rough around the edges but I kinda' like that.
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fob asian girls are the best once you get past their heavy accent. the ones who are 2nd generation here are usually way bitchy for some reason.
 
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