Notice Your worst fears about to come true!

[RipCityDSCPL]

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/b...y-want-to-move-out-soon-poll-finds/ar-AAydx6q

 

[SlyPokerDog]

We need to build a wall.

 

[RipCityDSCPL]

We need to build a wall.

I was born in California in the 80's( and..........my likes quota has just plummeted.) I feel like during my childhood it was a special deal to go back for a summer vacation. Now? I am embarrassed at what it has become.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Californians are fucking locusts.

 

[PDXFonz]

Californians are fucking locusts.

God is clearly angry with Portland, now he is sending locusts on us, and he still hates the Portland Trail Blazers.

I think we should sacrifice @Orion Bailey to the Rancor in order to atone for our sins.

 

[MarAzul]

Inevitable, unsustainable.

Santa Barbara is one of my very favorite places. Beautiful Sea, lovely climate, but it became so expensive, no one that must work for a living can live there. The workers drive from Oxnard and they don't build houses there either. No water.

It's funny to check the place out as the years pass. I have been going there with a boat for over 40 years. I call it the House line. That is the top line of elevation on the surrounding hills that are built on. It gets higher noticeably, about every five years.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

More of this:

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Inevitable, unsustainable.

Santa Barbara is one of my very favorite places. Beautiful Sea, lovely climate, but it became so expensive, no one that must work for a living can live there. The workers drive from Oxnard and they don't build houses there either. No water.

It's funny to check the place out as the years pass. I have been going there with a boat for over 40 years. I call it the House line. That is the top line of elevation on the surrounding hills that are built on. It gets higher noticeably ,about every five years.

There's water in Oxnard yo!

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

They're already coming here like locusts. I'm not sure we'll stay.

 

[MarAzul]

Ok!

They build a few of these.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Just gotta time this right and move to St George.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Coming soon to a Portland Oregon Neighborhood near you

Gentrification Fences!

 

[oldfisherman]

We need to build a wall.

The wall will not work.

The Californians will hire illegal immigrants to dig a tunnel under your wall.

The Mexican drug cartels have been digging tunnels under the wall in San Diego, for decades. They have the most experienced tunnel diggers in the world on their payroll.

 

[jlprk]

Ok! The build a few of these.

Yes, new fire stations will be needed in the cataclysms, calamities, and catastrophes to ceep clam.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Hawaii has the right idea, make the volcanoes spew lava so more land will be created, more land means more space for people to live.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

We should create a Bandon Loves Californians website.

 

[PDXFonz]

We should create a Bandon Loves Californians website.

Rofl!

My sister said she thinks Oregon should pay for Colorado advertisements on California TV.

I suggested going full on Zoolander brain washing style.

 

[MARIS61]

Some are good people.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Some are good people.

Nope

 

[SlyPokerCat]

Fuck California. I hate those assholes.

 

[MarAzul]

Yes, new fire stations will be needed in the cataclysms, calamities, and catastrophes to ceep clam.

Good point!

 

[MarAzul]

We should create a Bandon Loves Californians website.

It might be true if you took a vote. There may indeed be more Californians than any other State here. I know it would absolutely be true that there are more people from other states and countries in our neighborhood, than Oregonians. Ha! I think it is a good thing too.

 

[Lanny]

They're gonna discontinue Hagen Daaz ice cream? Oh wait, that's not my worst fear.

They're gonna make me live with Sly?

 

[Lanny]

Fuck California. I hate those assholes.

I think that's part of the pledge we have to take before becoming residents of Oregon.

 

[oldfisherman]

This topic reminds me of a very old beer commercial run on Oregon tv stations. Believe it was when Tom McCall was gov.

Its starts with an Oregon check station at their border, similar to the Ca check stations looking for fruits and veggies entering their state.

A car with Ca plates is checked. The owner explains he is on business to develop the Oregon coast. The enforcement officers explain that is a misdemeanor offense.

He then mentions he has some Ca beer. Then is told that offense is a felony.

The commercial was a lot funnier than I can tell it.

 

[Chris Craig]

We need to build a wall.

And the Californians will pay for it

 

[Chris Craig]

Hawaii has the right idea, make the volcanoes spew lava so more land will be created, more land means more space for people to live.

The only problem is they forgot how to get it to stop

 

[Chris Craig]

 

[e_blazer]

We’ll try to scare them away with the threat of the impending “Big One” and they’ll be like, “And?”

 

[jonnyboy]

Ruin the place you live then implement the same bullshit policy making that ruined the old place at the new place.

Ready. Set. GO!