Blazer Dancers must GO!!!

Discussion in 'Blazers OT Forum' started by ucatchtrout, Apr 24, 2009.

  1. GoBlazersGo

    GoBlazersGo Well-Known Member

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    O RLY? Well, riddle me this, then, Dick Vitale... name me at least 10 other NBA teams (including both the city and the name of the team). Also, just out of curiosity, who won the NCAA men's and women's basketball championships a few weeks ago?


    Kick-fuckin'-ass, so is mine! <puppy dogs and gum drops>


    Again, so have I... get to the friggin' point already, lady!


    Me too... aren't they fucking AWESOME!? <crickets>


    Who the fuck died and made you an art critic?


    I know... I fucking LOVE America: where the ass-shaking and boob jiggling isn't only allowed, it's encouraged!


    I prefer the hot pants (a.k.a. clam diggers) with the shiny boots. Such a nice combination it'd make an onion cry! In fact, Mortal Kombat and Street Fighter don't even have a combination that can touch that ****... combined!


    Whoa, whoa, WHOA... can you please put down the on-line dictionary!? Oh, and :rofl: at the Nostradamus quatrain. Keep up the good work and you may make quite a name for yourself in another 400+ years, genius!


    No way... say it ain't so! Men, women, children... and basketball fans? What the hell are they doing there, anyways!?


    Actually, I kinda hate the "bandwagoners"--they're douche-bags.


    That they're more fleet of fucking foot than you are, for one, Twinkle Toes!


    That's flat-out B.S.!


    Now just you wait a cotton-pickin' second... weren't *you* just saying how the crowd "is no longer filled with middle aged men and blog nerds; but young kids, girls, boys, women, men, couples, singles, beer enthusiasts, basketball fans, and crowd loving bandwagoners," or am I mistaken?

    Oh, and why not "add sex?" "SEX ROOLZ, SWEET SUZY DROOLZ!11!!1!1"


    *single tear*

    Seriously, just one...


    Hey--you hear that!? That's your insecurity alarm going off. Does that mean that when you watch a women's basketball game that you're then a full-on bull-dyke? No, of course not--just like most guys that are into sports aren't pole-smokers. I mean, yeah, I'm sure there are a few regular Richard Simmons' out there that like professional male sports, but, I mean, COME ON... ser-i-ous-ly!

    And, again, please put down the god damn on-line dictionary--I already asked you nicely, earlier!


    I hate it when people "perpetuate douche-baggery!" I did, however, come across a funny-ass web-site that was dedicated to it a while back, though. It's called HotChickswithDoucheBags.com--check it out!

    Wait... what's that? Oh, you didn't say "douche-baggery"... !?


    Well, don't just sit there and type... spank 'em and take their (respective) birthday's away!


    Go back to Pennsylvania, Quaker![/quote]
     
  2. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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  3. GoBlazersGo

    GoBlazersGo Well-Known Member

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    PA-POW!
     
  4. Hank The Dwarf

    Hank The Dwarf Member

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    LOL - is this sarcasm? Explain yourself.
     
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    honestly i could care less if they got rid of them or not...when im at the game i think i am to into the game to actually enjoy them dancing..maybe if i had front court seats it'd be a different story
     
  6. blue32

    blue32 Who wants a mustache ride?

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    :smiley-violence::smiley-rajcica::smiley-love::owned::owned::owned:


    rofl, awesome...
     
  7. Ed O

    Ed O Administrator Staff Member Administrator

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    You've never seen a fight at a sporting event and you've never met a hetero woman who loves men's sports teams because of the game itself?

    Dude.

    Really?

    Ed O.
     
  8. maxiep

    maxiep RIP Dr. Jack

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    They go on those platforms at the end of the court on the 200 level and chuck those girls REALLY high. If they drop them, those girls are going to the hospital. Sure I'm a fogey, but I prefer that stuff to the Blazer Dancers. If I'm interested in seeing some skin, I'll swing by the local strip club on the way home.
     
  9. cloudydays

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    nah Sophia is a fan of the Blazers, I can vouch for her. She is just "misguided" when it comes to this subject.
     
  10. Hank The Dwarf

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    haha.. I thought you were joking. The guy who runs the Stunt team is a good friend of mine.
     
  11. maxiep

    maxiep RIP Dr. Jack

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    I'm serious. I think that's stuff's really impressive. Am I in the minority?
     
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    The Professional Fan Big League Scrub

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    The Professional Fan Big League Scrub

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    No. I think it's dangerous stuff, especially, as you said, when they're hucking these girls 30 ft in the air while standing inches away from the 200 level rail. They even do it on the 300 level. Insane.

    Plus, all the girls are spinners. I like spinners. :)
     
  14. Shooter

    Shooter Unanimously Great

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    Reminds me of the first time I went to England and saw a cheese rolling contest. They roll a big wheel of cheese down a hill and everybody chases after it, trying to catch it. Some people end up with broken legs and arms.

    Then there's that quaint little tradition in Spain called The Running of the Bulls. People actually run down the street with a herd of angry bulls, and get trampled in the process. Some even die.

    My favorite place in Europe is Amsterdam, where the prostitutes stand in the windows in skimpy little negligees and the men stand around gawking at them in packs of about 50 or more. That's a very nice tradition, too.

    I wish we were as sophisticated as those countries, but I guess we're just not. (Sigh.)
     
  15. The Sebastian Express

    The Sebastian Express Snarflepumpkin

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    The stunt team is amazing because of the risk factor - I agree. The last game I went to (April Laker game) during half-time they had a girl who was on a bendy high-beam held between two guys that she kept jumping off of into the air and flipping. With only a tiny mat to pad her fall (and if she had gone off to the side it she wouldn't have landed on it). I was pretty positive that she wasn't going to land one time and break her neck but she actually landed on everything. It was insane.

    Also I'm pretty sure earlier this year that one of the stunt team girls on another team didn't get caught and they had to take her to the hospital.
     
  16. chris_in_pdx

    chris_in_pdx OLD MAN

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    Human beings have such a fucked-up sense of sexuality in relation to every day life. Let's be honest: sex and the pursuit of it controls 99.5% of our lives. Almost everything we do, say, act like, dress like, talk like, live life like is based around sex. How we look to other males and/or females, how we position ourselves in society, how we interact with people. Over the centuries, religion, culture, and fear/lack of communication has shunted a basic biological function to some type of neither-world pseudo state, to where everyone gets all in a tizzy if it's not dealt with in their own fucked-up worldview of how it should be done.

    The author of that blog is just as fucked up as the rest of us when it comes to female/male interactions and sexual acceptance. She chooses, however, to express her worldview in an "I'm right, You're wrong!" forum, which simply incites people to pick sides and defend their OWN worldviews.

    It's a wonder humans haven't destroyed themselves yet for the simple problem of not getting laid enough.
     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Every team does it.
     
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    GriLtCheeZ "Well, I'm not lookin' for trouble."

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