Zombie Joakim Noah

[SlyPokerDog]

Noah can't play point guard.

 

[Rastapopoulos]

Noah can't play point guard.

 

[TBpup]

He's 34 years old, but for brief minutes, which is all that should be needed, I like what he can do and think he could still bring it. Fiery energy, he competes on almost every play, very high IQ, brilliant passer, still a solid defender....and as bad as that cyclone rotation is, a better FT shooter than Evan Turner was last year.

 

[BlazerWookee]

Uber blech.

And thank you very much for the zombie tag.

 

[B-Roy]

I like him for the vet min even if he can't play. Seasoned veterans on the team have value even if they dont play.

 

[TBpup]

I like him for the vet min even if he can't play. Seasoned veterans on the team have value even if they dont play.

Absolutely...but I think he still has something left, especially for a Playoff team. Last year, his per/36:

15.5 points
12.4 rebs
4.6 assts
1.6 blks
1.0 stls

I'll take that all day at 10-15 minutes per game.

 

[Scalma]

Noah should be at the top of Olsheys list if he’s looking for a center.

Side note: it would give us three French speakers. Magnifique.

 

[SIeepwalker]

Side note: it would give us three French speakers. Magnifique.

No complaints here

 

[dviss1]

Absolutely...but I think he still has something left, especially for a Playoff team. Last year, his per/36:

15.5 points
12.4 rebs
4.6 assts
1.6 blks
1.0 stls

I'll take that all day at 10-15 minutes per game.

Hell why not.

Let me ask y'all a real question:

For those who don't like him, besides his hair @BlazerWookee, why don't you like him?

I've always loved Noah. As a person and a player. I LOVE his blunt honesty. I FUCKING loved this:

 

[Driew]

I think Noah is waiting to see if Leonard goes to LA. Then he'll sign in LA for the vet minimum.

 

[dviss1]

I think Noah is waiting to see if Leonard goes to LA. Then he'll sign in LA for the vet minimum.

See I think they'll sign Cousins.

 

[Driew]

See I think they'll sign Cousins.

Maybe both?

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

Hell why not.

Let me ask y'all a real question:

For those who don't like him, besides his hair @BlazerWookee, why don't you like him?

I've always loved Noah. As a person and a player. I LOVE his blunt honesty. I FUCKING loved this:

This is an interesting question. Im not sure if I like his personality or not, theres something refreshing about honesty. He also doesn't strike me as very much of a Trail Blazer. Could not imagine Dame ever saying he doesn't like an entire city, he might but I would almost guarantee he would add something about their are good people there he just doesn't like the city.

Basketball wise, I think he’s soooo limited offensively that it limits who he can play with.

If they brought him in, Im not sure it makes them much better.