Some scary shit is happening to my family

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  1. magnifier661

    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    Hahahaha
     
  2. Minstrel

    Minstrel Top Of The Pops Global Moderator

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    Okay, so this whole thread about kidnapping, federal intimidation, robbery and crime families was really just about the paper boy driving past each day.

    Stay away from my family, Nate. Err, I mean, paper boy.
     
  3. jlprk

    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    How does this change the fact that you, your sister, and your mother were targeted by a group of calm, professional men turning off your power?
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    All of us junior detectives and no one guessed paperboy.

    At least Mags didn't hire someone to beat him up.
     
  5. magnifier661

    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    I have no proof they targeted me, since my power wasn't shut off.

    My sister and sister in law had their power turned off. My mother had her gate wide open, proving someone came to her property.

    It's definitely something to still worry about, but they are all nice houses. Anyone that wants to rob someone would most likely pick those houses, since they look like they have money.
     
  6. BlazerWookee

    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    So now you can post the video, right?

    Is your newfound son the paperboy?
     
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    PDXFonz I’m listening

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    Plot twist, they guys checking the breaker work for the electrical company and your mother and sister forgot/weren't aware they had an appointment.
     
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    Further Guy

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    I hope you shot the paperboy.
     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Paperboys drive Dodge Challengers?
     
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    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    Magnifier, have you actually seen the paperboy early in the morning delivering papers out of a gray Challenger? Or are you just believing what the police and your neighbor Mafia mayor told you?

    Not that it solves anything, anyway. It just removes one suspect.
     
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    Sedatedfork Rip City Rhapsody

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    The paperboy is in on it. That's how he earned enough money to buy a Dodge Challenger.
     
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    santeesioux Just keep on scrolling by

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    My paperboy is a scary middle aged Mexican man, S2 pls help.
     
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    ehizzy3 RIP mgb

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    Its the feds!1!!!!111
     
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    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko Staff Member Global Moderator

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    It's HCP, isn't it.

    barfo
     
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    Sedatedfork Rip City Rhapsody

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    This is very eerily like the plot of Mrs. Frisby and the Rats of NIMH
     
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    I deleivered newspapers for 3 months when I was 18, I drove my mom's convertible Mini Cooper. I bet I looked interested to anyone peeking out their window.
     
  17. bodyman5000 and 1

    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Hello? Bueller?
     
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    I love it when Mags goes full Mags.
     
  19. Denny Crane

    Denny Crane It's not even loaded! Staff Member Administrator

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    I hear doing drugs can make you paranoid.
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    I just keep picturing Trump breaking into Mags place wearing a Scream mask.
     
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