Recent content by Old Bob

They should give the dude the money.....then rob him. Simple.</p>

Once a tornado hit my hometown</p> Did $18 million worth of improvements</p>

They had a beauty contest in my hometown.</p> Nobody won</p>

A guys shows up 2 days late for work.</p> His boss says, "where in hell have you been?"</p> The guy says "I won 2nd prize at a Polish wedding"</p> "What's that?" says the boss</p> A 3 day weekend with the bridesmaids at a hotel the guy says.</p> Jeezuz!!! says the boss, what the hell...

There was these 2 Polish guys back home in Pa. They decided to go hunting.</p> When they got to the top of the mountain the road came to a fork.</p> There was a sign nailed to a tree that said "HUNTER"S BEAR LEFT"</p> So they went home.</p>

A guy is driving down a country road when his car breaks down. He sees a farmhouse so he goes up to ask for help.</p> Just as he's about to knock on the door he notices through an open curtain, that there's a woman in a rocking chair, and she's sitting there squeezing her tits !</p> Across...

<font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Yuengling's</font></p> <font face="Arial" size="3">America's Oldest Brewery</font></p> <font face="Arial" size="3">Pottsville, Pa.</font></p>

<font face="arial black,avant garde" size="4">Yep !</font>

<font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Jim Thorpe All-American</font></p> <font face="Arial" size="3">Remember the Titans (had to put that down, the wife went to T.C. Williams)</font></p> <font face="Arial" size="3">Happy Gilmore</font></p>