Recent content by The Real Donald

I REFUSE TO CONCEIVE

The fuck is this shit

*ahem*

George Bush once said he was The Decider. If there were things that needed to be decided he decided them. I say things. Believe me, the best things have been said by me. I am The Saider. Here's the thing--what I say is true. It's true TO ME. And I'm the one saying them so I'm the first one to...

Hubba-hubba!

I won't be there but I have the best sense of humour. Everyone says so. In fact, I submitted some jokes to be told in my absence. "President Trump would love to be here tonight but he's off wrestling bears in the buff with one of his best and most complimentary friends, V-- incent D'onofrio."...

до сих пор не могу поверить, что Chuck Norris сказал нет

Fake news. I had dinner with Meat Loaf. He ordered a crisp Monte Cristo. Biased media lying again.

It revolves around me as well.

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First off, somebody had to tell me Britain was still around. Wigs, cannonballs--the whole thing. I thought we were talking about ancient history, here. I mean, didn't we beat Britain in the Civil War? Makes no sense. So anyway I talked to this woman, nasty woman, not even a queen. Can you...

I will sue. I am going to sue.

I'm tired of your mouth breathing face still being on my poster.

Khloe Kardashian was on my show and did a terrific job. Just terrific. Her beautiful mom Caitlyn had a thing with Boy George. A little tiff. Girl stuff. Caitlyn would be huge for ratings, ok? Huge. If she'd do my show I'd pick her up in a limo, dance all night with her, and- were I not a...