10 Things Every Guy Should Know By 21

[magnifier661]

marijuana is shortening your attention span

Nah I just got the hint that only jokes you can make are about religion or the right wing thinkers.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

dont forget tiny asian penis jokes. those are cool too.

i actually missed what was said though, it got edited before i had a chance to peruse, so i cant really comment i guess (not that that ever stopped me!)

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Pretty sure this has something to do with the summer league tweet or whatever the fuck that was about racist sexist homophobes in the OT section.
The response seems to be to get the resident left wing fruit bat to strike down upon thee with great RED font to make sure everyone knows the jig is up.

Good luck with that .

 

[PDXFonz]

And to think, cunnilingus wasn't even mentioned.

 

[BlazerCaravan]

It's like liberal athiests have taken over this board

Thank God.

 

[BlazerCaravan]

And to think, cunnilingus wasn't even mentioned.

Sam Kennison's routine on this is like a fucking training manual.

 

[BlazerCaravan]

Not on tapatalk

Tapatalk blows goats.

 

[magnifier661]

Tapatalk blows goats.

Their milk is good! Have you tried the cheese?

 

[BlazerCaravan]

Their milk is good! Have you tried the cheese?

"They called us sons of motherless goats! US!!"

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[Minstrel]

"They called us sons of motherless goats! US!!"

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I loved that movie as a kid.

"He's not just famous...he's IN-famous."

 

[BlazerCaravan]

"A plethora is.... a plethora!"

 

[The_Lillard_King]

crandc makes some of the most sexist comments and her posts are never edited

Plus this is the OT forum . . .

 

[BlazerWookee]

Somebody PM me the deleted joke, please...

 

[VanillaGorilla]

Somebody PM me the deleted joke, please...

Or just post it here again...

 

[BigGameDamian]

How about a 401K and about Stock?

 

[maxiep]

Well, here is the article: http://t.living.msn.com/life-inspired/10-things-every-man-should-know-by-21-2

In short, her list is:

1. Learn to tie a tie. Even better: learn how to tie a bow tie. Even better than better: learn to fold a pocket square. [why?]
2. Wear the right amount of cologne. [hahaha!!!]
3. Build a fire. At the very least, know how to light a grill. [agreed]
4. Know how to take care of a hungover lady. [*edited: Rape jokes are better left in your head*]
5. Ask a woman on a date. A real date. ["Get in the pickup, bitch."]
6. Enjoy the company of old people. [How are ya, Denny?]
7. The more time you spend talking about yourself and how great you are, the less great you seem. [How are ya, Denny?]
8. Ironing in general. Particularly a dress shirt. [agreed]
9. Crack open your car manual —and actually read it. [agreed]
10. Be a thoughtful gifter. [why? What woman doesn't change her mind every 5 minutes?]

Perform basic car maintenance (oil change, filters, plugs, change a tire, etc.)
Know how to use power tools and be able to fix minor problems with your home (plumbing, electrical, framing, roofing, etc.)
How to handle a gun, focusing on weapon safety.
Know how to hunt and fish for your region of the country. At least a little.
Learn to drive on a manual transmission. There will always be one time in your life where you will require this basic skill.
Learn how to cook at least a dozen basic meals. You'll save money as a bachelor and will impress a date if you can cook for him/her
Learn how to handle alcohol. Don't be a messy drunk. If you can learn to mix a proper drink, even better.
Become at least a bogie golfer. If you shoot high 80s/low 90s, you will never embarrass yourself. Best to learn young.
Learn basic manners, especially old-fashioned ones. You don't have to apply them so rigorously, but there's something impressive about being effortlessly polite.

We outsource too many things these days. We lack basic life skills.