$100,000 Razor [10-year blade life]!!!

[Haakzilla]

...would you???

$100,000 can buy many things: a brand new sports car, a boat, or a ridiculously luxurious vacation, just to name a few. But if you already have a new Audi in your driveway, a yacht at the marina, and just got back from a trip around the world, perhaps you'd rather drop your cold hard cash on a limited edition iridium razor. The pricey item is crafted by Zafirro, a company which seems to have just one product in its lineup, and just 99 of the "Zafirro Iridium" razors will be made.

The handle of the razor is made entirely of iridium, an extremely scarce and expensive metal that is so dense it could survive a drop into molten lava. Most iridium that appears on Earth is the result of crashed meteorites. The blades of the beast are made from artificially grown sapphire, making them hypoallergenic, not to mention many orders of magnitude sharper than your average Bic. The company boasts a 10-year blade life, and backs it up with free sharpening for a decade if the razor ever dulls.

The Zafirro Iridium, while promising "generations" of enjoyable use, is clearly made for the millionaire who already has everything. The company says the upgrade from a traditional razor to the $100,000 model is like changing from a CB radio to an iPhone, but unless your morning shave takes place at the mouth of a volcano, we're not sure it's worth it.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_technews/20110621/tc_yblog_technews/would-you-pay-100000-for-a-razor

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

I'd pay a few hundred at most.

$100,000 is just stupid.

 

[PapaG]

I bought Ginsu knives for $19.95 20 years ago.

They still can shave the stubble off of Zags' balls without leaving a scrape!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I bought Ginsu knives for $19.95 20 years ago.

They still can shave the stubble off of Zags' balls without leaving a scrape!

At least you didn't use to tongue razor and lick his ball fuzz off.

 

[MickZagger]

I bought Ginsu knives for $19.95 20 years ago.

They still can shave the stubble off of Zags' balls without leaving a scrape!

Are you a ball gargler?

 

[PapaG]

Are you a ball gargler?

Does the prospect of that excite you?

 

[PapaG]

At least you didn't use to tongue razor and lick his ball fuzz off.

A good boy never tells...

 

[MickZagger]

Does the prospect of that excite you?

You're such a little piss infected cum bubble.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I use Merkur safety razors. holla.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

You're such a little piss infected cum bubble.

Okay guys take it down a notch. A little teasing is fine but this is starting to get out of hand.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

or else SPD will have to break out his huge cawk and make you submit!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

or else SPD will have to break out his huge cawk and make you submit!

RAWR!

 

[PapaG]

You're such a little piss infected cum bubble.

HAHAHA!

You're such a drama queen. Go dancing to let go of your anger. The music will set you free!

 

[PapaG]

Okay guys take it down a notch. A little teasing is fine but this is starting to get out of hand.

That's not fair! I was just about to ask Zags what a piss-infected cum bubble tastes like!

 

[MickZagger]

HAHAHA!

You're such a drama queen. Go dancing to let go of your anger. The music will set you free!

I'm a drama queen according to the guy that cant post in a basketball message board without referencing how you wish I was gay....

 

[PapaG]

I'm a drama queen according to the guy that cant post in a basketball message board without referencing how you wish I was gay....

I don't wish you were gay, Zags. I don't care either way. Until you can accept this about yourself, you're going to be angry. I'm guessing you'd be a cool guy if you didn't have this hang-up regarding yourself.