12 days of ending Rangers misery

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kreidertime

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On the first day of Christmas
the hockey gods sent to me:
Tanner Glass released for good, tee hee!

On the second day of Christmas
the hockey gods sent to me:
A defense with actual balls
Tanner Glass released for good, tee hee!

On the third day of Christmas
the hockey gods sent to me:
Kreider with a full grown brain
A defense with actual balls
Tanner Glass released for good, tee hee!

On the fourth day of Christmas
the hockey gods sent to me:
Nash with male genatalia
Kreider with a full grown brain
A defense with actual balls
Tanner Glass released for good, tee hee!

On the fifth day of Christmas
the hockey gods sent to me:
A GM who realizes this team is soft
Nash with male genatalia
Kreider with a full grown brain
A defense with actual balls
Tanner Glass released for good, tee hee!

On the sixth day of Christmas
the hockey gods sent to me:
A center named Stepan who remembered how to play
A GM who realizes this team is soft
Nash with male genatalia
Kreider with a full grown brain
A defense with actual balls
Tanner Glass released for good, tee hee!

On the seventh day of Christmas
the hockey gods sent to me:
A freakin first round pick for a change
A center named Stepan who remembered how to play
A GM who realizes this team is soft
Nash with male genatalia
Kreider with a full grown brain
A defense with actual balls
Tanner Glass released for good, tee hee!

On the eighth day of Christmas
the hockey gods sent to me:
A Russian prospect with the initials PB
A freakin first round pick for a change
A center named Stepan who remembered how to play
A GM who realizes this team is soft
Nash with male genatalia
Kreider with a full grown brain
A defense with actual balls
Tanner Glass released for good, tee hee!

On the ninth day of Christmas
the hockey gods sent to me:
One salary dump to a team in the deadline frenzy
A Russian prospect with the initials PB
A freakin first round pick for a change
A center named Stepan who remembered how to play
A GM who realizes this team is soft
Nash with male genatalia
Kreider with a full grown brain
A defense with actual balls
Tanner Glass released for good, tee hee!

On the 10th day of Christmas
the hockey gods sent to me:
A time machine to send the King back to his 20's
One salary dump to a team in the deadline frenzy
A Russian prospect with the initials PB
A freakin first round pick for a change
A center named Stepan who remembered how to play
A GM who realizes this team is soft
Nash with male genatalia
Kreider with a full grown brain
A defense with actual balls
Tanner Glass released for good, tee hee!

On the 11th day of Christmas
the hockey gods sent to me:
Kevin Hayes with his head not in his ass
A time machine to send the King back to his 20's
One salary dump to a team in the deadline frenzy
A Russian prospect with the initials PB
A freakin first round pick for a change
A center named Stepan who remembered how to play
A GM who realizes this team is soft
Nash with male genatalia
Kreider with a full grown brain
A defense with actual balls
Tanner Glass released for good, tee hee!

On the 12th day of Christmas
the hockey gods sent to me:
A cup for the King before he's 90
Kevin Hayes with his head not in his ass
A time machine to send the King back to his 20's
One salary dump to a team in the deadline frenzy
A Russian prospect with the initials PB
A freakin first round pick for a change
A center named Stepan who remembered how to play
A GM who realizes this team is soft
Nash with male genatalia
Kreider with a full grown brain
A defense with actual balls
Tanner Glass released for good, tee hee!
 
Dump, let's hope all 12 come to pass! Kudos to you
on nailing it from beginning to end.
 
Thanks. Any chance somebody can get this posted in the Rangers lockerroom?
 

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