2016 Democratic Platform and Convention

[Jade Falcon]

Lol and they called Donald's speech "dark"

Pocahontas over here sounds like a Mad Max future is upon us.

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

I bet Warren is wearing Depends right now. She looks the type.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Here comes Bernie's "Kiss the Ring" moment.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I bet Warren is wearing Depends right now. She looks the type.

She actually looks like one of those old grandmas that watch Fox News all day.

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

Bernie should pull a Seth Rollins, hit Warren and Hillary with a steel chair then rip his suit open to reveal a "Make America Great Again" shirt.

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

She actually looks like one of those old grandmas that watch Fox News all day.

She was all the way up until '96 when Bill gave her the D.

 

[Jade Falcon]

Here comes Bernie's "Kiss the Ring" moment.

He can kiss this ring:

And it doesn't go on your finger.......

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

This thread right now, lol.

AND NOW HE'S SPEAKING.

 

[Jade Falcon]

Bernie should pull a Seth Rollins, hit Warren and Hillary with a steel chair then rip his suit open to reveal a "Make America Great Again" shirt.

LMFAO, oh man, if this broke into a WWE-themed smash fest, that would be comedy gold.

Can you imagine Bernie swinging a chair, while Hillary powerbombs Warren through a table?

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

LMFAO, oh man, if this broke into a WWE-themed smash fest, that would be comedy gold.

Can you imagine Bernie swinging a chair, while Hillary powerbombs Warren through a table?

Hillary's thick legs would be capable of a powerbomb. I personally want to think Bill would intervene Ric Flair style too.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

"Thank you for voting for the Political Revolution!"

"Now vote for this corrupt career politician!"

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

Bernie probably smells like a casino.

 

[HailBlazers]

Yea Bernie, you got Fucked.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Why do they keep on talking about a "revolution" and a "struggle"?

 

[Jade Falcon]

Hillary's thick legs would be capable of a powerbomb. I personally want to think Bill would intervene Ric Flair style too.

"Pocahontas....WHOOO....you...and I....go back a...long way. And WHOO...you can't...WHOOO...beat my wife. WHOOO! She's got....WHOOO WHOOO *Falls onto stage face first, bounces back up*...legs bigger than yours, and no tits! WHOOO!"

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

"Pocahontas....WHOOO....you...and I....go back a...long way. And WHOO...you can't...WHOOO...beat my wife. WHOOO! She's got....WHOOO WHOOO *Falls onto stage face first, bounces back up*...legs bigger than yours, and no tits! WHOOO!"

I wish politics were as fun as that lol

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I don't agree with many of Bernie's positions but I do like him and of all of the politicians we've seen seeking the presidency for both parties he is by far the most honest.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

This is about ending the income inequality today. SO VOTE FOR GOLDMAN SACH'S CANDIDATE.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I don't agree with many of Bernie's positions but I do like him and of all of the politicians we've seen seeking the presidency for both parties he is by far the most honest.

I don't mind him either. He doesn't seem like a crook.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

and now "BUSH'S FAULT!!!!!"

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Bernie is a total fucking pussy though.

 

[HailBlazers]

Sellout

 

[Jade Falcon]

I too have nothing personal against Bernie, like others here have said. He seems like a nice, honest guy. His plans are just bat-shit crazy, that's all.

Fuck, I was told that by a Silicon-Valley Liberal Democrat transplant no less, who's a very successful business man.

and now "BUSH'S FAULT!!!!!"

Oh of course. It's on page 5 of the Democrat Manifesto: "When failing, blame Bush."

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

A living wage is $75,000 a year, Bernie.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

DONALD TRUMP WILL ELECT JUDGE JUDY TO THE SUPREME COURT

 

[HailBlazers]

Not democratic, just socialism Bernie.

 

[Jade Falcon]

DONALD TRUMP WILL ELECT JUDGE JUDY TO THE SUPREME COURT

My father is a HUGE JJ fan. He'd love that.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Not democratic, just socialism Bernie.

Free public college! Yeah, that works real great for free public high schools.

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

My father is a HUGE JJ fan. He'd love that.

Is she even a real judge? Lol I can't tell if that show is like operation repo or is it actual small claims court.

 

[santeesioux]

Did Bernie cuck it up?