Funny 2016 edition of the House of Random

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident. The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter showed up, they asked him.

St. Peter said, 'I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out,' and he leaves.

The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two months passed and the couple are still waiting. While waiting, they began to wonder what would happen if it didn't work out; could you get a divorce in heaven. After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat bedraggled.

'Yes,' he informs the couple, 'you can get married in Heaven.'

'Great!' said the couple, 'But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?'

St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard onto the ground. 'What's wrong?' asked the frightened couple.

'OH, COME ON!', St. Peter shouted, 'It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer ?

 

[PDXFonz]

 

[PDXFonz]

Jeez, if this isn't the rock solid truth. At this stage of my life I'm having to explain to my granddaughters why, in photos taken 40+ years ago I looked eerily just like Fonz's avatar....but then, being so into ourselves at that age, we don't stop to think about how silly we might look to future grandchildren. Let this be a lesson to all you younger folks. What might be the norm today seldom ages well......

Can't believe I never saw this. I know I didn't because I would have given it a like and then mentioned how now you look eerily like your avatar!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[Sedatedfork]

http://komonews.com/news/offbeat/po...zoo-pet-store-tipped-prostitute-with-bushbaby

 

[SlyPokerDog]

http://komonews.com/news/offbeat/po...zoo-pet-store-tipped-prostitute-with-bushbaby

Whoa!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[santeesioux]

 

[VanillaGorilla]

 

[PDXFonz]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I reich that.

 

[Sedatedfork]

 

[PDXFonz]

Dude that burger king guy is fucking creepy.

 

[PDXFonz]

 

[Sedatedfork]

Creepiest First Pitch Ever

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Creepiest First Pitch Ever

Now I would watch this! Finally they did something to make baseball not as boring. Where is @Strenuus, needs to see this.

 

[Sedatedfork]

@SlyPokerDog is it okay if I post an image from a gruesome bear attack? It isn't that graphic, you can't see blood or anything, but it is horrific to see!?!?! Is it okay?

Edit: I think I will just spoiler it. Look if you are not that squeamish.

Spoiler

 

[SlyPokerDog]

@SlyPokerDog is it okay if I post an image from a gruesome bear attack? It isn't that graphic, you can't see blood or anything, but it is horrific to see!?!?! Is it okay?

Edit: I think I will just spoiler it. Look if you are not that squeamish.

Spoiler

I don't think anyone will get fired from looking at a bear attack. Post it, lol.

 

[Sedatedfork]

I don't think anyone will get fired from looking at a beer attack. Post it, lol.

Just to be safe I put it in the spoiler button.

 

[VanillaGorilla]

@SlyPokerDog is it okay if I post an image from a gruesome bear attack? It isn't that graphic, you can't see blood or anything, but it is horrific to see!?!?! Is it okay?

Edit: I think I will just spoiler it. Look if you are not that squeamish.

Spoiler

Wow, I don't usually get bothered by that kind of stuff, but that is really shocking.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

@Orion Bailey @riverman @HomerLovesKoolAid @Sedatedfork

There are guitar players and then there are floating guitar players.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[riverman]

@Orion Bailey @riverman @HomerLovesKoolAid @Sedatedfork

There are guitar players and then there are floating guitar players.

Now that's some serious air guitar right there!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[riverman]

If you want to use a live bagpipe, you better make sure it's been Bill Cosby'd first