Game Thread 2017 SUMMER LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP GAME: BLAZERS VS LAKERS - JULY 17, 2017 - MONDAY, 7:00 PM PDT, ESPN

[Nikolokolus]

I'm not watching the game, but watching all of the people treating this like a real game thread is entertainment enough.

 

[Driew]

Sadly, I think Caleb also patterned his defensive game after Z-Bo. "Z-fence".

He's got the physical traits to be a great defender and a great head on his shoulders. I think his defense will get better over time.

 

[BonesJones]

It's a 4 on 2 and Nick Johnson jumps into both defenders and bricks a layup

 

[ripcityboy]

This. Listening to the commentary during the SB was fucking agony.

"And Brady will tell you he LOVES THIS GAME. He isn't even CONSIDERING RETIRING!"

 

[The Professional Fan]

Layman is a spazz

 

[SheedSoNasty]

It's fitting that we are wearing black. 95% of the fans sound like they're cheering for the Los Anus Lickers.

 

[Darkwebs]

Nick Johnson is no point guard

 

[ripcityboy]

At least it's allowed us to see what we had in Layman. I just don't know how he gets time on this team without improving his shooting.

 

[BonesJones]

Johnson is awful gahhhhh

 

[TBpup]

Nick Johnson with the most wasted possession in the history of Summer League basketball!

 

[SIeepwalker]

I knew this dumbass was going to turn it over as soon as he waved the swanigan's pick... fucker

 

[B-Roy]

Kuzma shot 30% from college 3. Where is this range coming from?

 

[BonesJones]

Sounds like Layman and L.

?

 

[The Professional Fan]

Wait.....did they just say they're interviewing ball again?

 

[EGame]

We got this.

 

[H.C.]

Layman falls far more often than he should.

 

[ripcityboy]

Layman sure is an unbalanced dude. Take some ballet lessons.

 

[SheedSoNasty]

Kuzma kinda reminds me of Klay Thompson.

 

[joeBlazers]

Every game we have been down, we ended up winning. This one ain't going to be any different

 

[maxiep]

I'm not watching the game, but watching all of the people treating this like a real game thread is entertainment enough.

It's the L*kers. I don't care if it's a game between our accounting staffs; I take it seriously.

 

[Paine Tablet]

That was garbage. Right before that 3 at the buzzer there was an obvious loose ball foul on the Lakers that caused the ball to go out of bounds.

 

[BonesJones]

Im not even mad because I want them to win.

Watching horrendous basketball annoys me no matter what, and Nick Johnson is the most annoying player in the world.

The dude is the Meyers Leonard of guards.

 

[Jade Falcon]

Kuzma shot 30% from college 3. Where is this range coming from?

That's what happens when the team you're playing against has no defense.

 

[ripcityboy]

Layman playing hero ball is hilarious.

 

[BonesJones]

ESPN has let us know 10 times that Lonzo is on the bench.

 

[SIeepwalker]

Are we the kings ? Is it 2002 ?

 

[The Professional Fan]

I'm so embarrassed for these fans

 

[joeBlazers]

We make average players look great. Terry Stotts was asked about his offense ... instead of being asked about his defense ...

 

[TBpup]

Kuzma shot 30% from college 3. Where is this range coming from?

He wasn't playing against a Stotts' style defense in college.

 

[EGame]

Win or lose at least I can take pride in knowing we own these sorry ass bitches in the regular season.