Forum Game 2018-19 Caption Contest #12 VS Los Angeles Clippers

[Chris Craig]

Rules: Post a caption for the given picture before tip off. Only the first posted caption is counted. Additional captions may be posted for fun. Each poster will receive 3 points for their caption and 2 more if they win, for a total of 5 points. If you do not like at least 1 caption, your caption will not count. The poster with the most points at the end of the season wins. There will be a prize this season. Have at it.

Standings

@trailblazer18 - 35
@TorturedBlazerFan - 35
@Hoopguru - 35
@riverman - 34
@TBpup - 34
@e_blazer - 33
@oldmangrouch - 31
@stampedehero - 30
@andalusian - 30
@Sedatedfork - 24
@rotary111 - 23
@Darkwebs - 16
@Orion Bailey - 15
@Jon - 15
@barfo - 14
@Propagandist - 12
@ripcityboy - 9
@WillG - 6
@Labinot41 - 6
@SheedSoNasty - 3
@theprunetang - 3
@Shaboid - 3
@hoopsjock - 3
@PtldPlatypus - 3
@beast crnjo - 3
@swish3 - 3
@SlyPokerDog - 3

 

[andalusian]

Terry, now that CJ scored 40 - how long before there is a thread about my slump on S2?

 

[e_blazer]

Yes, Dame. I need you to pee in this cup right now. Not because of the league; I just think it's funny.

 

[SheedSoNasty]

Terry: And they say that YOU drink like a fish... you’ll never guess what’s in this cup.

 

[trailblazer18]

Dame: "Coach...you better not slide that hand down any further!"

 

[barfo]

Dame, remember when Jason Kidd told a player to run into him and spill his drink on the court? I want you to do that now so that we get a free timeout.

But coach... we have timeouts. It's the 1st quarter and we are up by 15... Also, your cup is empty.

barfo

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

Dame: “Terry, she’s way out of your league.”

 

[rotary111]

Coach: " Hey Dame, I'm thinking about starting Meyers...what do you think?"

 

[Sedatedfork]

Stotts: Hey, I got an amazing game plan. If we score more points than the Clippers we will win

 

[TBpup]

"Can you believe how much Doc 'Cry Me A' Rivers will complain about every call all night long?"

 

[riverman]

"Did Neil ever tell you the one about Donald Sterling in the locker room with the mink coat?"

 

[oldmangrouch]

Dame: coach? you look suspiciously happy.

Stotts: it's this new cocktail - the "Damon Stoudamire Piss Test." Drink it fast or it melts right through the bottom of the cup!

 

[ripcityboy]

Terry: "That's a really groovy chick, Daddy-o!"

Dame: "What da' fuck you just say?"

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

Terry: "That's a really groovy chick, Daddy-o!"

Dame: "What da' fuck you just say?"

lol groovy chick and daddy-o is like the 80’s are coming back.

 

[H.C.]

Lillard - You know how upset the fans are at you for your defensive scheme?
Stotts - Defense? Scheme? HA.

 

[mook]

"Tickle tickle!"
"...."

 

[swish3]

Hey Coach, let's use that swish3 featured scoring plan that succeded in beating the Bucks last night!

OK, Dame, and you are authorized to take that 8th swish3 shot to get to 50%!
We should aim for 51 points from swish3s and keep winning >70%+.

 

[stampedehero]

Just then, Damian Lillard sees the opportunity to smack that silly grin off Terry Stott's' face, when Terry explains no need to double team.

 

[Hoopguru]

Dame: coach, you serious about me telling him that?
Coach: yeah, that sob wouldn't let CJ play!

 

[Chris Craig]

The winner of caption contest #12 is @e_blazer

Standings

@e_blazer - 38
@trailblazer18 - 38
@TorturedBlazerFan - 38
@Hoopguru - 38
@riverman - 37
@TBpup - 37
@oldmangrouch - 34
@stampedehero - 33
@andalusian - 33
@Sedatedfork - 27
@rotary111 - 26
@barfo - 17
@Darkwebs - 16
@Orion Bailey - 15
@Jon - 15
@Propagandist- 12
@ripcityboy - 12
@WillG - 6
@Labinot41 - 6
@SheedSoNasty - 6
@swish3 - 6
@theprunetang - 3
@Shaboid - 3
@hoopsjock - 3
@PtldPlatypus - 3
@beast crnjo - 3
@SlyPokerDog - 3
@mook - 3
@H.C. - 3