Forum Game 2018-19 Caption Contest #13 VS Boston Celtics

[Chris Craig]

Rules: Post a caption for the given picture before tip off. Only the first posted caption is counted. Additional captions may be posted for fun. Each poster will receive 3 points for their caption and 2 more if they win, for a total of 5 points. If you do not like at least 1 caption, your caption will not count. The poster with the most points at the end of the season wins. There will be a prize this season. Have at it.

Standings

@e_blazer - 38
@trailblazer18 - 38
@TorturedBlazerFan - 38
@Hoopguru - 38
@riverman - 37
@TBpup - 37
@oldmangrouch - 34
@stampedehero - 33
@andalusian - 33
@Sedatedfork - 27
@rotary111 - 26
@barfo - 17
@Darkwebs - 16
@Orion Bailey - 15
@Jon - 15
@Propagandist- 12
@ripcityboy - 12
@WillG - 6
@Labinot41 - 6
@SheedSoNasty - 6
@swish3 - 6
@theprunetang - 3
@Shaboid - 3
@hoopsjock - 3
@PtldPlatypus - 3
@beast crnjo - 3
@SlyPokerDog - 3
@mook - 3
@H.C. - 3

 

[rotary111]

Celtics: "You stop him! No, you stop him! Awww shit!"

 

[oldmangrouch]

Dame and Aminu gape in horror as they realize CJ has ripped out the seat of his shorts!

 

[Chris Craig]

CJ goes for shot at the buzzer as Morris, using one of his brother's tricks, tries to pants him

 

[Hoopguru]

CJ (aka superfly) all you suckers thought I could only shoot 3's.

 

[beast blazer]

I just can't think of anything to say about this picture. I forfeit.

 

[TBpup]

"I was going 1-on-5 but one defender fell down on my last crossover."

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

Celtics: The NBA says this is as close as we can get before its a foul.

 

[barfo]

CJ enters the game via the Blazers Zip Line

barfo

 

[riverman]

How many Celtics does it take to change a light bulb? CJ got tired of waiting!

 

[trailblazer18]

Calabro: "Like a Phoenix rising from the ashes, so is CJ from a mob of Celtics"

 

[e_blazer]

CJ: One in five? Hell no I’m not passing.

 

[SheedSoNasty]

News reporter: A group of Celtics players can be seen frightened, imploring Trail Blazers guard CJ McCollum to put down the small child. McCollum was quoted as frantically yelling “you can’t catch me, I’m the gingerbread man!”. More on this story as it develops.

 

[andalusian]

The Blazers and the Celtics re-enacting the pagan winter-solstice dance in modern (Christmas) colors.

 

[Sedatedfork]

CJ: I call this play the stairway to heaven

 

[beast blazer]

News reporter: A group of Celtics players can be seen frightened, imploring Trail Blazers guard CJ McCollum to put down the small child. McCollum was quoted as frantically yelling “you can’t catch me, I’m the gingerbread man!”. More on this story as it develops.

Yes it looks like they are aghast at what cj has in his hands. Look at animus jaw drop in the background

 

[Chris Craig]

Caption Contest #13 is a tie between @andalusian and @SheedSoNasty

Standings
@e_blazer - 41
@trailblazer18 - 41
@TorturedBlazerFan - 41
@Hoopguru - 41
@riverman - 40
@TBpup - 40
@andalusian - 38
@oldmangrouch - 37
@stampedehero - 33
@Sedatedfork - 30
@rotary111 - 29
@barfo - 20
@Darkwebs - 16
@Orion Bailey - 15
@Jon - 15
@Propagandist- 12
@ripcityboy - 12
@SheedSoNasty - 11
@WillG - 6
@Labinot41 - 6
@swish3 - 6
@beast crnjo - 6
@theprunetang - 3
@Shaboid - 3
@hoopsjock - 3
@PtldPlatypus - 3
@SlyPokerDog - 3
@mook - 3
@H.C. - 3