Forum Game 2018-19 Caption Contest #15 @Minnesota Timberwolves

[Chris Craig]

Rules: Post a caption for the given picture before tip off. Only the first posted caption is counted. Additional captions may be posted for fun. Each poster will receive 3 points for their caption and 2 more if they win, for a total of 5 points. If you do not like at least 1 caption, your caption will not count. The poster with the most points at the end of the season wins. There will be a prize this season. Have at it.



Standings:

@TorturedBlazerFan - 61
@riverman - 58
@Hoopguru - 54
@e_blazer - 44
@TBpup - 43
@Sedatedfork - 43
@andalusian - 41
@oldmangrouch - 40
@stampedehero - 36
@SheedSoNasty - 25
@barfo - 23
@rotary111 - 22
@Darkwebs - 16
@Orion Bailey - 15
@Jon - 15
@ripcityboy - 15
@Propagandist- 12
@Shaboid - 9
@WillG - 6
@Labinot41 - 6
@swish3 - 3
@beast crnjo - 6
@theprunetang - 3
@trailblazer18 - 3
@hoopsjock - 3
@PtldPlatypus - 3
@SlyPokerDog - 3
@mook - 3
@H.C. - 3

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

Towns now is missing three balls.

 

[Chris Craig]

The homophonic Timberwolves misconstrue the right to bare (bear) arms

 

[RickyJoe]

Nice dribbling, give me five!

 

[barfo]

Timberwolves try to intimidate CJ with Nazi salutes.

barfo

 

[andalusian]

I can do it in my sleep - CJ

 

[riverman]

I'll bet I can dribble one more time and still shoot this even though 3 of my teammates are wide open!

 

[hoopsjock]

CJ is regretting using his last genie wish to have 4 arms.

 

[SheedSoNasty]

T’Wolves’ defense is so weak that CJ snuck in a nap mid drive.

 

[TBpup]

"This is why I don't pass....I don't see any open teammates."

 

[oldmangrouch]

Uh-oh. Somebody showed them a nature documentary about what wolfpack tactics actually are.

 

[swish3]

Finding teammates can be tough with this many hands flying at me!

 

[beast blazer]

We're helping hands. Which way do you want to go? Up or dooown?

 

[trailblazer18]

T-Wolves: "Jazz Hands"

 

[Hoopguru]

CJ: hell, Gervin had the finger role, I got the Coat of Arms!

 

[Sedatedfork]

Timberwolves show off their new octopus defense

 

[e_blazer]

CJ: "Okay, y'all, good job with the hands. Now, Simon says, shut your eyes."

 

[Shaboid]

Calabro: And a literal no look pass from CJ to Dame for a swish3!

 

[Labinot41]

CJ: should i Pass or should i go 1on3 and take a Bad shot? Mhhh

 

[rotary111]

CJ: Let's see I have 3 defenders on me. 2 or 3 more dribbles and I should be able to collect the other 2!

 

[Chris Craig]

The winner of caption contest #15 is @riverman

Standings

@TorturedBlazerFan - 64
@riverman - 63
@Hoopguru - 57
@e_blazer - 47
@TBpup - 46
@Sedatedfork - 46
@andalusian - 44
@oldmangrouch - 43
@stampedehero - 36
@SheedSoNasty - 28
@barfo - 26
@rotary111 - 25
@Darkwebs - 16
@Orion Bailey - 15
@Jon - 15
@ripcityboy - 15
@Propagandist- 12
@Shaboid - 12
@Labinot41 - 9
@beast crnjo - 9
@WillG - 6
@swish3 - 6
@trailblazer18 - 6
@hoopsjock - 6
@theprunetang - 3
@PtldPlatypus - 3
@SlyPokerDog - 3
@mook - 3
@H.C. - 3
@RickyJoe - 3