Forum Game 2018-19 Caption Contest #17 @New York Knicks

[Chris Craig]

Rules: Post a caption for the given picture before tip off. Only the first posted caption is counted. Additional captions may be posted for fun. Each poster will receive 3 points for their caption and 2 more if they win, for a total of 5 points. If you do not like at least 1 caption, your caption will not count. The poster with the most points at the end of the season wins. There will be a prize this season. Have at it.

Standings:

@TorturedBlazerFan - 67
@riverman - 66
@Hoopguru - 60
@e_blazer - 50
@TBpup - 49
@Sedatedfork - 46
@oldmangrouch - 46
@andalusian - 44
@stampedehero - 39
@SheedSoNasty - 31
@barfo - 29
@rotary111 - 28
@Jon - 18
@Darkwebs - 16
@Orion Bailey - 15
@ripcityboy - 15
@Propagandist- 12
@Shaboid - 12
@Labinot41 - 9
@beast crnjo - 9
@swish3 - 9
@trailblazer18 - 9
@hoopsjock - 9
@SlyPokerDog - 8
@RickyJoe - 6
@WillG - 6
@theprunetang - 3
@PtldPlatypus - 3
@mook - 3
@H.C. - 3

 

[trailblazer18]

Nurk: "Hulk Smash!"

 

[Jon]

Nurk: i must break you.

 

[SheedSoNasty]

Nurk: I’m confused. In Bosnia, Courtney is girls name.

Lee: (crying) I don’t care, man! Just get me outta here!

 

[e_blazer]

Lee: “Oh shit! Maybe if I slide like a quarterback he won’t kill me for touching Dame.”

 

[hoopsjock]

Courtney Lee: C3PO shut down all garbage mashers on the detention level!

 

[DDolla]

Nurk: Just tank and draft Zion Willamson

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

Lee: “We got Knicks Army”.
Dame: “We got a Bosnian Beast”.

 

[andalusian]

Between Rock and a hard place.

 

[riverman]

Dame: "Nurk, grab his car keys...he's stumblin' blind drunk..no way he's driving home"

 

[barfo]

Courtney Lee re-positions his cardboard Blazer cutouts.

barfo

 

[RickyJoe]

Let me climb through these bodies and see if I can get out of here

 

[beast blazer]

I can't see, everything is fading into darkness. Can one of you suck the poison out of my ass?

 

[Chris Craig]

Lee: Dame! Dame! Please put in a good word for me with Neil! Get me out of here!

Dame: Nurk, get this guy out of my view

 

[Sedatedfork]

It was at that moment Courtney Lee realized he was truly fucked

 

[borim69]

Don't eat him Nurk ! he just wants my autograph.

 

[ripcityboy]

"Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself!"

 

[stampedehero]

While the entire Knick team has their hands all over Nurk, Dame gets uncontested lay ups.

 

[TBpup]

"Dame....Dame....want to go out with Spike Lee after the game?"

 

[Hoopguru]

"Lee...good god, this screen's a fucking wall"!

 

[rotary111]

Nurk: Setting a screen on this clown is like hugging a pillow. Soft as F**k.

 

[Chris Craig]

There are multiple winners for caption contest #17:

@trailblazer18
@Jon
@SheedSoNasty
@hoopsjock
@riverman


Standings:

@riverman - 71
@TorturedBlazerFan - 70
@Hoopguru - 63
@e_blazer - 53
@TBpup - 52
@Sedatedfork - 49
@andalusian - 47
@oldmangrouch - 46
@stampedehero - 42
@SheedSoNasty - 36
@barfo - 32
@rotary111 - 31
@Jon - 23
@ripcityboy - 21
@Darkwebs - 16
@Orion Bailey - 15
@trailblazer18 - 14
@hoopsjock - 14
@Propagandist- 12
@Shaboid - 12
@beast crnjo - 12
@Labinot41 - 9
@swish3 - 9
@SlyPokerDog - 8
@RickyJoe - 6
@WillG - 6
@theprunetang - 3
@PtldPlatypus - 3
@mook - 3
@H.C. - 3
@borim69 - 3
@DDolla - 3