Forum Game 2018-19 Caption Contest #29 VS Toronto Raptors

[Chris Craig]

Rules: Post a caption for the given picture before tip off. Only the first posted caption is counted. Additional captions may be posted for fun. Each poster will receive 3 points for their caption and 2 more if they win, for a total of 5 points. If you do not like at least 1 caption, your caption will not count. The poster with the most points at the end of the season wins. There will be a prize this season. Have at it. If for some reason your numbers don't look right in the standings let me know or if you have any issue with the contest feel free to pm me.


Standings:

@TBpup - 117
@riverman - 78
@andalusian - 73.14
@Sedatedfork - 73
@stampedehero - 72
@barfo - 61
@Jon - 53
@TorturedBlazerFan - 51
@e_blazer - 46
@RickyJoe- 36
@hoopsjock - 36
@ripcityboy - 33
@swish3 - 32
@Hoopguru - 26
@trailblazer18 - 22
@Darkwebs - 19
@rotary111 - 18
@Orion Bailey - 15
@SlyPokerDog - 13
@Propagandist- 12
@Shaboid - 12
@Labinot41 - 9
@WillG - 6
@DDolla -6
@oldmangrouch - 3
@SheedSoNasty - 3
@theprunetang - 3
@PtldPlatypus - 3
@Lanny - 3
@mook - 3
@H.C. - 3
@borim69 - 3

 

[swish3]

Thanks for the lift down from the rim! How was that for an emphatic dunk2?

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

Jonas: Those are firm glutes.

 

[Chris Craig]

Nurkic: Does this rim make my ass look big?

Jonas: WTF Bro!

 

[Jon]

Nurk: bro, are you touching my ass?

 

[stampedehero]

One giant push and still the Blazers can't score the winning basket.

 

[e_blazer]

Very impressive, Nurk. Now, with the way you guys are playing, you really can kiss your ass goodbye.”

 

[trailblazer18]

Nurk: "Eeeek, a mouse!"

 

[andalusian]

Nurk, as a metaphor for the Blazers season, is trying to stay above water

 

[hoopsjock]

Jonas Valanciunas out 4 weeks with mysterious thumb injury.

(No really, he is: https://nba.nbcsports.com/2018/12/1...goes-surgery-on-dislocated-thumb-out-a-month/)

 

[TBpup]

"98....99....100."

 

[barfo]

Push me on the swing, daddy! Higher, higher!

barfo

 

[Hoopguru]

Nurk - you smell that? you've heard of the farting post well, this is the farting rim shot!

 

[RickyJoe]

I don't care how much you like it, get your hands off my ass!!

 

[riverman]

Bet you didn't know these two guys grew up with the tight rope walking high flying Kazmoroz family in the Balkans traveling with the circus across eastern europe ..the strongman in the circus adopted Nurk as a toddler...

 

[riverman]

(Personal extra caption post for the hell of it.....just for fun)
Lower, lower, to the right, down.....THERE...SCRATCH RIGHT THERE That's the spot!

 

[Sedatedfork]

Nurk: I just need stirrups!

 

[rotary111]

Nurk: So is my prostrate good or no?

 

[Chris Craig]

The winners of Caption Contest #29 are @TorturedBlazerFan , @Hoopguru , and @rotary111



Standings:

@TBpup - 120
@riverman - 78
@andalusian - 76.14
@Sedatedfork - 76
@stampedehero- 75
@barfo - 64
@Jon - 56
@TorturedBlazerFan - 56
@e_blazer - 49
@RickyJoe- 39
@hoopsjock - 39
@swish3 - 35
@ripcityboy - 33
@Hoopguru - 31
@trailblazer18 - 25
@rotary111 - 23
@Darkwebs - 19
@Orion Bailey - 15
@SlyPokerDog - 13
@Propagandist- 12
@Shaboid - 12
@Labinot41 - 9
@WillG - 6
@DDolla -6
@oldmangrouch - 3
@SheedSoNasty - 3
@theprunetang - 3
@PtldPlatypus - 3
@Lanny - 3
@mook - 3
@H.C. - 3
@borim69 - 3