Forum Game 2018-19 Caption Contest #38 @Sacramento Kings

[Chris Craig]

Rules: Post a caption for the given picture before tip off. Only the first posted caption is counted. Additional captions may be posted for fun. Each poster will receive 3 points for their caption and 2 more if they win, for a total of 5 points. If you do not like at least 1 caption, your caption will not count. Theposter with the most points at the end of the season wins. There will be a prize this season. Have at it. If for some reason your numbers don't look right in the standings let me know or if you have any issue with the contest feel free to pm me.


Standings:

@TorturedBlazerFan - 149
@TBpup - 148
@riverman - 128
@RickyJoe- 111
@e_blazer - 108
@stampedehero- 106
@barfo - 101
@andalusian - 95.14
@trailblazer18 - 93
@Sedatedfork - 84
@rotary111 - 79
@hoopsjock - 68
@swish3 - 58
@Jon - 55
@ripcityboy - 41
@Hoopguru - 42
@Darkwebs - 24
@SlyPokerDog - 23
@Orion Bailey - 20
@Propagandist- 17
@Shaboid - 17
@Labinot41 - 14
@borim69 - 14
@WillG - 11
@DDolla -11
@calvin natt - 8
@oldmangrouch - 8
@SheedSoNasty - 8
@theprunetang - 8
@PtldPlatypus - 8
@Lanny - 8
@mook - 8
@H.C. - 8
@kjironman1 - 8
@BoomChakaLaka - 3

 

[barfo]

Meyers loses concentration, mistakes Lillard's free throw for a lob pass and dunks it.

barfo

 

[trailblazer18]

Meyers: "This is what it feels like when I block you on Twitter!"

 

[Chris Craig]

Meyers suddenly realizes in the throws of his hammer persona, that he inadvertently scored for the Kings, as Giles thanks him, and Lillard is left to wonder what the hell just happened.

 

[riverman]

Meyers...."Please someone grab that damned ball so I can open my eyes now!"

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

Giles: I guess Im the nail.

 

[stampedehero]

Excitement happens when Meyers dunks. The beast is out!

 

[andalusian]

When you are the hammer, every other object is a nail. Also - this is the most uncomfortable toilet seat I ever used.

 

[swish3]

This is how fast the ball can swish through the net with my hammer dunk2! Add the and 1!

 

[TBpup]

"Usually I wait to flex until after I hit the floor but I was so impressed with myself....just couldn't wait!"

 

[RickyJoe]

Look ma, I can dunk a basketball!!

 

[Hoopguru]

Meyers: Ah Ha...man I think a light has turned on, Im going to dominate the post now!

 

[e_blazer]

“Finally, my pits stink more than my game!”

 

[rotary111]

Ooooh yeah! A slam dunk with a nut shot for the front row. Hammer time!!

 

[beast blazer]

Smell the stinky crevases of my body bitch.

 

[Chris Craig]

The winner of caption contest #38 is @trailblazer18


Standings:

@TorturedBlazerFan - 152
@TBpup - 151
@riverman - 131
@RickyJoe- 114
@e_blazer - 111
@stampedehero- 109
@barfo - 104
@andalusian - 98.14
@trailblazer18 - 98
@Sedatedfork - 84
@rotary111 - 82
@hoopsjock - 68
@swish3 - 60
@Jon - 55
@Hoopguru - 45
@ripcityboy - 41
@Darkwebs - 24
@SlyPokerDog - 23
@Orion Bailey - 20
@Propagandist- 17
@Shaboid - 17
@Labinot41 - 14
@borim69 - 14
@WillG - 11
@DDolla -11
@calvin natt - 8
@oldmangrouch - 8
@SheedSoNasty - 8
@theprunetang - 8
@PtldPlatypus - 8
@Lanny - 8
@mook - 8
@H.C. - 8
@kjironman1 - 8
@BoomChakaLaka - 3
@beast crnjo - 3