Forum Game 2018-19 Caption Contest #4 @Orlando Magic

[Chris Craig]

Rules: Post a caption for the given picture before tip off. Only the first posted caption is counted. Additional captions may be posted for fun. Each poster will receive 3 points for their caption and 2 more if they win, for a total of 5 points. The poster with the most points at the end of the season wins. There will be a prize this season. Have at it.

Standings
@trailblazer18 - 11
@Propagandist - 9
@Hoopguru - 9
@e_blazer - 9
@TorturedBlazerFan - 9
@TBpup - 8
@riverman - 6
@stampedehero - 6
@andalusian - 6
@Orion Bailey - 6
@rotary111 - 5
@ripcityboy - 3
@riverman - 3
@Shaboid - 3
@Jon - 3
@oldmangrouch - 3
@WillG - 3

 

[trailblazer18]

CJ: (sarcastically) Yay team!...(real thought) should have passed me the ball so I could shoot another shot.

 

[andalusian]

In a world wrecked by indifferent officiating and clowns that try to take people's pants while out of the game the future is grim. The Denver Nuggets have a defense, Carmello Anthony was not the reason for the Thunder's demise and Stephen A Smith still has a job. There is only one hope and it is resting on the shoulders of an unsung hero...

Coming soon to an arena near you, "The Hulk puts orange ball in basket" featuring CJ McCollum (Dr. Banner ), Nik Statuskas (The Hulk), Jusuf Nukic (Bosniean Beast) and Damian Lillard (Dancing crew).

 

[Jon]

stauskas: ROSHAMBO! ill go first. UUUUUUGGGGHHHHH!!!!

 

[barfo]

Stauskas, still believing that he is a bear, attacks and partially devours Lillard.

barfo

 

[e_blazer]

Dame winds up for a punt to help Stauskas prepare for playing against Draymond Green.

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

CJ: “Lillard used to chest bump me like that”

 

[WillG]

Lillard (to Stauskas): you put your Left foot in . . . see?

Stauskas (Light Bulb going off): OH! That's why they describe it as the Hokey Pokey of the NBA . . .

Cj: . . . yay Stottsfense . . .

 

[rotary111]

Nik " Arrgghhh, now I should get one of those Evan Turner sized contracts!!"

 

[Orion Bailey]

"We can Dance if we want to..." We can dance all day and night..."

 

[oldmangrouch]

It's a jump to the left - then a step to the riiiiight!

 

[stampedehero]

Yea WE'RE READY!!! Beat Orlando. There will be no ending like the Washington game.

 

[riverman]

Crouching Dolla Hidden Canadian!

 

[Propagandist]

Knee to the nuts...

 

[TBpup]

DL - "NBA precedent says I can kick anyone in the nards without penalty except LeBron."

 

[theprunetang]

Damian Lillard enjoys a cold, refreshing Clearly Canadian during NBA game action.

 

[Sedatedfork]

Stauskas assumes his ultimate form

 

[Hoopguru]

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Rules: Post a caption for the given picture before tip off. Only the first posted caption is counted. Additional captions may be posted for fun. Each poster will receive 3 points for their caption and 2 more if they win, for a total of 5 points. The poster with the most points at the end of the season wins. There will be a prize this season. Have at it.

Standings
@trailblazer18 - 11
@Propagandist - 9
@Hoopguru - 9
@e_blazer - 9
@TorturedBlazerFan - 9
@TBpup - 8
@riverman - 6
@stampedehero - 6
@andalusian - 6
@Orion Bailey - 6
@rotary111 - 5
@ripcityboy - 3
@riverman - 3
@Shaboid - 3
@Jon - 3
@oldmangrouch - 3
@WillG - 3

Oh yeah...pass that ball to me more often!

 

[Chris Craig]

The Winner of caption contest #4 is @TorturedBlazerFan

Standings

@trailblazer18 - 14
@TorturedBlazerFan - 14
@Propagandist - 12
@Hoopguru - 12
@e_blazer - 12
@TBpup - 11
@riverman - 9
@stampedehero - 9
@andalusian - 9
@Orion Bailey - 9
@rotary111 - 8
@Jon - 6
@oldmangrouch - 6
@WillG - 6
@Sedatedfork - 3
@theprunetang - 3
@barfo - 3
@ripcityboy - 3
@Shaboid - 3