Forum Game 2018-19 Caption Contest #5 @Miami Heat

[Chris Craig]

Rules: Post a caption for the given picture before tip off. Only the first posted caption is counted. Additional captions may be posted for fun. Each poster will receive 3 points for their caption and 2 more if they win, for a total of 5 points. If you do not like at least 1 caption, your caption will not count. The poster with the most points at the end of the season wins. There will be a prize this season. Have at it.

Standings

@trailblazer18 - 14
@TorturedBlazerFan - 14
@Propagandist - 12
@Hoopguru - 12
@e_blazer - 12
@TBpup - 11
@riverman - 9
@stampedehero - 9
@andalusian - 9
@Orion Bailey - 9
@rotary111 - 8
@Jon - 6
@oldmangrouch - 6
@WillG - 6
@Sedatedfork - 3
@theprunetang - 3
@barfo - 3
@ripcityboy - 3
@Shaboid - 3

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

Ref: “Evan, quit holding the ball like that and they’ll quit taking it away from you.”

 

[stampedehero]

ET. Like I said "Every dribble I take is more $ I make.

 

[rotary111]

Evan "Say it"
Ref " Fine! May I PLEASE have the ball back?"

 

[trailblazer18]

Ref: "You can't put your hand under the ball like that, it's a carry. That's why they call you Evan Turnover."

 

[TBpup]

Ref: "I don't care if you were the #2 overall pick. You still have to give me the ball. "

 

[andalusian]

No evan, to look like lady liberty the other hand has to carry an object and this one should be raised up

 

[Chris Craig]

Ref: Hand me the ball

ET: No, look really he's pulling his shorts down.

Ref: I didn't see anything

 

[Chris Craig]

Ref: Give me the ball

ET: What's the magic word?

Ref: Please

ET: Nope

Ref: NOW

ET: Not it

Ref: Technical....


ET: OK man geez, take it

 

[Hoopguru]

ET: maybe I should just kick launch this ball the hell out of here

 

[trailblazer18]

@Chris Craig what about making a rule that if you want to participate you have to give a "like" to another persons caption (not your own)? It would get a few more likes on some of these awesome captions. Just a thought. Throw it in the trash if it's no good. Love this game, thanks for the effort in doing it for each game, greatly appreciated.

 

[andalusian]

@Chris Craig what about making a rule that if you want to participate you have to give a "like" to another persons caption (not your own)? It would get a few more likes on some of these awesome captions. Just a thought. Throw it in the trash if it's no good. Love this game, thanks for the effort in doing it for each game, greatly appreciated.

I didn't really like this post, but I liked it in case it becomes a rule...

 

[e_blazer]

Joey Crawford used to call some shit on me like that last one and I told him I'd hold his skull in my hand like this if he did it again. Decided to retire.

 

[Chris Craig]

@Chris Craig what about making a rule that if you want to participate you have to give a "like" to another persons caption (not your own)? It would get a few more likes on some of these awesome captions. Just a thought. Throw it in the trash if it's no good. Love this game, thanks for the effort in doing it for each game, greatly appreciated.

Sounds good. I'll make start next game.

 

[oldmangrouch]

We checked Evan, the hoop really is bigger in diameter than the ball. Maybe it's you?

 

[Darkwebs]

Ref: "Why don't you save us some time hand me the ball now, because we both know this will be a turnover anyway."

 

[riverman]

"and when I got home there was a giant dumptruck in my pool man!"

 

[barfo]

Ref: Good, now here's your line: "Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him, Horatio"

Evan: Avast, poor Rick. I knew his hoe.

Ref: <sigh>

barfo

 

[Sedatedfork]

“Wow, you’re right, this does feel like HCP’s head”

 

[Chris Craig]

Caption Contest #5 is a tie between @riverman and @oldmangrouch


Standings

@trailblazer18 - 17
@TorturedBlazerFan - 17
@Hoopguru - 15
@e_blazer - 15
@TBpup - 14
@riverman - 14
@Propagandist - 12
@stampedehero - 12
@andalusian - 12
@rotary111 - 11
@oldmangrouch - 11
@Orion Bailey - 9
@barfo - 6
@Jon - 6
@WillG - 6
@Sedatedfork - 6
@theprunetang - 3
@ripcityboy - 3
@Shaboid - 3
@Darkwebs - 3