Forum Game 2018-19 Caption Contest #7 @Houston Rockets

[Chris Craig]

Rules: Post a caption for the given picture before tip off. Only the first posted caption is counted. Additional captions may be posted for fun. Each poster will receive 3 points for their caption and 2 more if they win, for a total of 5 points. If you do not like at least 1 caption, your caption will not count. The poster with the most points at the end of the season wins. There will be a prize this season. Have at it.

Standings

@trailblazer18 - 20
@TorturedBlazerFan - 20
@riverman - 19
@Hoopguru - 18
@e_blazer - 18
@TBpup - 17
@stampedehero - 15
@andalusian - 15
@oldmangrouch - 14
@Propagandist - 12
@Orion Bailey - 12
@rotary111 - 11
@barfo - 9
@Sedatedfork - 9
@Jon - 6
@WillG - 6
@ripcityboy - 6
@Darkwebs - 6
@theprunetang - 3
@Shaboid - 3

 

[trailblazer18]

Aminu: "I'm gonna do more than spit on you!"

 

[TBpup]

AFA: "This is because you flopped the last 4 times down the court. Just take it!"

 

[andalusian]

Cp3: how am I going to flop through this?

 

[andalusian]

AFA: "This is because you flopped the last 4 times down the court. Just take it!"

I honestly didn't see this one when I made my post

 

[oldmangrouch]

Your skin, it's so silky smooth! (unlike your game floposaurus)

 

[e_blazer]

Aminu: I think we should practice for a Baby Chris commercial. You be the puppet.

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

AFA: “This is for all the dirty crap youve done to us”.

 

[Chris Craig]

Aminu: It's the time of my life, I've never felt this waay before...

 

[ripcityboy]

CP3: Get the hell off me!
Aminu: Tell me 'bout the rabbits! Tell me 'bout the rabbits! Are we gunna get da rabbits?

 

[hoopsjock]

Aminu: "Prepare to be CHIEFED!"

 

[Darkwebs]

Al-Farouq Aminu and Chris Paul re-enact the pottery scene from Ghost.

 

[riverman]

After watching Paul hit himself in the face with the ball, chief steps in to save the day

 

[Hoopguru]

In the Jungle, the Mighty Jungle, the Lion Sleeps Tonight!
Close your Eyes and I'll kiss you, tomorrow I'll miss you!

 

[andalusian]

Chief: "I hope he uses deodorant"

 

[stampedehero]

This is what happens when two grown men have a need to grab an NBA souvenir.

 

[Orion Bailey]

No No No... when you play with puppets, you do it like this!

 

[Jon]

Al-Farouq Aminu and Chris Paul re-enact the pottery scene from Ghost.

YOU LITERALLY BEAT ME TO IT!!! thats exactly what i was thinking.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

"Here Chris--this is how Chinanu taught me how to shoot free throws."

 

[Jon]

 

[Sedatedfork]

I know it’s too late, but...

I think this is how you do human centipede

 

[Chris Craig]

The winner of caption contest #7 is @Darkwebs

Standings

@trailblazer18 - 23
@TorturedBlazerFan - 23
@riverman - 22
@Hoopguru - 21
@e_blazer - 21
@TBpup - 20
@stampedehero - 18
@andalusian - 18
@oldmangrouch - 17
@Orion Bailey - 15
@Propagandist - 12
@Sedatedfork - 12
@Darkwebs - 11
@rotary111 - 11
@barfo - 9
@ripcityboy - 9
@Jon - 9
@WillG - 6
@theprunetang - 3
@Shaboid - 3
@hoopsjock - 3
@PtldPlatypus - 3