Forum Game 2019 NBA Playoffs Caption Contest Rnd 2 Game #4 VS Denver Nuggets

[Chris Craig]

Welcome to the 2019 Playoff version of the caption contest! All points have reset. The winner at the end of the postseason will receive Blazer swag courtesy of @SlyPokerDog and your Portland Trail Blazers!

Rules: Post a caption for the given picture before the end of the game. Only the first posted caption is counted. Additional captions may be posted for fun. Each poster will receive 6 points for their caption and 4 more if they win, for a total of 10 points. If you do not like at least 1 caption, your caption will not count. The poster with the most points at the end of the postseason wins. If for some reason your numbers don't look right in the standings let me know or if you have any issue with the contest feel free to pm me.


Standings:

@hoopsjock - 92
@trailblazer18 - 88
@riverman - 80
@barfo - 76
@rotary111 - 63
@Hoopguru - 60
@e_blazer - 60
@Shaboid - 56
@TBpup - 48
@stampedehero - 40
@swish3 - 39
@DDolla - 24
@borim69 - 24
@kjironman1 - 24
@TorturedBlazerFan - 24
@Wade Garrett - 18
@yuyuza1 - 6
@Rhal - 6
@PtldPlatypus - 6
@H.C. - 6
@Propagandist - 6
@joeBlazers - 6
@andalusian - 6
@Dougnsalem - 6
@Jon - 6

 

[barfo]

Listen to me.... you are getting very, very sleepy. Very sleepy. Good. Now, when you wake up, you will be a baby bird, waiting for a worm.

barfo

 

[Chris Craig]

Misfortune comes from ones mouth and ruins him, but fortune comes from ones mind and makes him worthy of respect.

- Damianese Proverb

 

[Chris Craig]

Dame: (in a low growl) I'm Batman...tell your friends about me

 

[e_blazer]

Tilt it back a little further, a bit more, there! Now let me give you an “adjustment” like you gave me last night.

 

[TBpup]

"It only hurts at first. Just relax..."

 

[stampedehero]

Look up at the scoreboard for your stats. I look at my team mates, for pride and satisfaction.

 

[Chris Craig]

Dame: Play Dirty against Enes again. Play dirty against Enes again. I dare you. I double dog dare you. MOTHERFUCKER. Play dirty against Enes one more Goddamn time!

 

[Chris Craig]

Dame: Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

 

[borim69]

Dam my shits is going to be weak compared to all these good captions.
" PSST Ball don't lie"

 

[trailblazer18]

Dame whispering: "scoreboard.. scoreboard.."

 

[Chris Craig]

Dame: (whispering) Nurk saw what you did to Enes. Your ass is grass.

 

[rotary111]

Dame: I know that look Jokic. Paul George had it right after I waved bye-bye.

 

[hoopsjock]

Dame: Nice choke job on your free throw to tie the game in OT 4.

 

[swish3]

You may think that you can get away with slamming into Enes injured shoulder in the free throw lineup, but we have some surprises planned for you! Get ready for the So Long Wave!

 

[stampedehero]

Dame: Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

>>>Referring to the 4OT game

 

[riverman]

Dame...and you thought I'd still be 6'3 by Sunday...I'm now wearing the Dame elevators....puts me at 7'3 I'm playing center today!

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

Dame: We fooled you and OKC in the regular season, got you thinking you're better than us.

 

[kjironman1]

Dame- And i know the staff at the Monaco......

 

[Hoopguru]

Dame: I know Serbia is a rough place, but nothing compared to Oakland!

 

[Shaboid]

"This is why they call you the Joker."

 

[H.C.]

Lillard - 'Ball don't lie'.

 

[Chris Craig]

The winner of caption contest rnd 2 game #4 is @stampedehero


Standings:

@hoopsjock - 98
@trailblazer18 - 94
@riverman - 86
@barfo - 80
@rotary111 - 69
@Hoopguru - 66
@e_blazer - 66
@Shaboid - 62
@TBpup - 54
@stampedehero - 50
@swish3 - 45
@borim69 - 30
@kjironman1 - 30
@TorturedBlazerFan - 30
@DDolla - 24
@Wade Garrett - 18
@H.C. - 12
@yuyuza1 - 6
@Rhal - 6
@PtldPlatypus - 6
@Propagandist - 6
@joeBlazers - 6
@andalusian - 6
@Dougnsalem - 6
@Jon - 6

 

[riverman]

I've been 86'd