Forum Game 2019 Playoffs Caption Contest Rnd 1 Game 5 VS Oklahoma City Thunder (Bonus Game)

[Chris Craig]

Welcome to the 2019 Playoff version of the caption contest! All points have reset. The winner at the end of the postseason will receive Blazer swag courtesy of @SlyPokerDog and your Portland Trail Blazers!

Rules: Post a caption for the given picture before the end of the game. Only the first posted caption is counted. Additional captions may be posted for fun. Each poster will receive 6 points for their caption and 4 more if they win, for a total of 10 points. If you do not like at least 1 caption, your caption will not count. The poster with the most points at the end of the postseason wins. If for some reason your numbers don't look right in the standings let me know or if you have any issue with the contest feel free to pm me.

Bonus Game: You may bet any portion of your accrued points on the bonus game. Please include your answer to the bonus question and your amount of points bet with your caption. All Bets for the Bonus game must be in before game time.

Bonus Question: Damian Lillard had 8 assists in game 4. Westbrook finished with 7 assists. Will Dame have over/under the assists of Westbrook.

Standings:

@trailblazer18 - 32
@hoopsjock - 32
@e_blazer - 32
@TorturedBlazerFan - 32
@barfo - 24
@rotary111 - 24
@riverman - 24
@swish3 - 24
@TBpup - 24
@Shaboid - 22
@stampedehero - 18
@Hoopguru - 18
@DDolla - 18
@kjironman1 - 16
@Wade Garrett - 12
@yuyuza1 - 6
@Rhal - 6
@PtldPlatypus - 6
@H.C. - 6
@Propagandist - 6
@joeBlazers - 6
@Hoopguru - 6
@andalusian - 6
@borim69 - 6

 

[Chris Craig]

Bump

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

Dame: "What's the score"
Russ: "How many rebounds do I need for a triple double"

Dame over- all the points.

 

[trailblazer18]

Dame: "Copy me all you want, it's over!"

Dame will have Under Westbrooks assists - All 32 points

 

[hoopsjock]

Dame: "What's the score"
Russ: "How many rebounds do I need for a triple double"

Dame over- all the points.

Damn you, I was going to put almost the exact same thing.

 

[hoopsjock]

Bump

I'm sorry Chris but I think this is your weakest caption entry of the year.

 

[hoopsjock]

Russ: What should I wear for my walk in to the arena next game?

Dame: There won't be a next game for you Russ, until next season.

#HaveAHappySummer

#RipCityOnDeyAss

#BeatOKCforNurk

Edit: Fuck, I forgot the bonus. Dame will have less assists than Westbrook because Westbrook will hunt a triple-double in a loss. All my points.

 

[riverman]

In a duel typically the two opponents walk away from each other and at 10 paces turn and fire...Russ couldn't wait that long and trying to cheat, turned early...fired and missed by a mile...Dame calmly turned and took careful aim.....dropping Russ in his tracks

Russ won't trust his shot as much...he'll have more assists...I'll bet all all my pts..what the hell

 

[swish3]

Dame: My peripheral vision tells me that you are trying hard to copy me, but you aren't. You don't have the swish3 shooting talent, and your left shoulder is low so you even have this stance crooked! But keep watching, and you may learn something as you watch us power through the Playoffs to the Championship.

Dame will have more assists for 9 points.

 

[TBpup]

"Russ finally realizing how far he is falling behind Dame."

 

[barfo]

Simon says "put your hands on your thighs and roll your eyes back"!

Everything on Dame < Westbrick on assists.

barfo

 

[DDolla]

Dame: Look at the back of my jersey, it’s the Letter “O”. It means it’s Over!

 

[Chris Craig]

I'm sorry Chris but I think this is your weakest caption entry of the year.

Your saying there is no foul on Damian there?

 

[Chris Craig]

Simon says "put your hands on your thighs and roll your eyes back"!

Everything on Dame < Westbrick on assists.

barfo

Wouldn't that be Simons says?

 

[Chris Craig]

Russ: I want to be like Dame

Dame: Is it the second round yet?

 

[BBert]

Imitation is the purest form of flattery

 

[riverman]

Dame look up to check the shot clock...Russ looks up to see if he can count the hairs on his eyebrows

 

[e_blazer]

“If I hold my shorts like Dame does, maybe I can shoot like he does.”

 

[kjironman1]

Dame- You need some Tats bro
Russ- Yeah maybe one of me sleeping in your arms?

Over- Bet it all.

 

[barfo]

Wouldn't that be Simons says?

Good point. That would have been better.

barfo

 

[Wade Garrett]

"Told ya not to pull my finger".

 

[borim69]

Dame: Hey Russ to guard me you are supposed to be between me and the basket...oh yeah that's right Billy pulled you off of me cause you cant guard me … my bad.
All my points
Dame more assists cause the Brick is going nuclear

 

[rotary111]

Russ: Berry Tramel says I should guard Dame out at the logo. WTF does he know.

Under. Bet 15.

 

[Dougnsalem]

You're full of bullshit Ref! I got fouled when he leapfrogged over me.

Dame wins, and I Bet. It. ALL.....

 

[stampedehero]

These men look exhausted but Mr. Lillard is going to take out the Thunder team because his team mates are concentrating on themselves while Westbrook wants more personal glory.

 

[Shaboid]

"I'm gonna drink like a fish after we win game 5."

Westbrook with more assists. BET IT ALL!

 

[Hoopguru]

Dame & RW both watching replay of Westbrick throwing himself down on the floor, hoping for a flagrant.
Dame: thinking I hope my game never gets so desperate! F... no, never happen!

 

[Hoopguru]

Dame & RW both watching replay of Westbrick throwing himself down on the floor, hoping for a flagrant.
Dame: thinking I hope my game never gets so desperate! F... no, never happen!

whoops forgot bonus: dame will have fewer assist than RB. All my points

 

[Chris Craig]

The winner of caption contest Rnd1 Game 5 is @riverman

Bonus Q Answer: Under (Westbrook 14, Dame 6)


Standings:

@trailblazer18 - 70
@hoopsjock - 70
@riverman - 58
@barfo - 54
@Shaboid - 50
@rotary111 - 45
@Hoopguru - 42
@e_blazer - 38
@TBpup - 30
@stampedehero - 24
@DDolla - 24
@swish3 - 21
@Wade Garrett - 18
@Hoopguru - 18
@borim69 - 18
@kjironman1 - 6
@yuyuza1 - 6
@Rhal - 6
@PtldPlatypus - 6
@H.C. - 6
@Propagandist - 6
@joeBlazers - 6
@TorturedBlazerFan - 6
@andalusian - 6
@Dougnsalem - 6