Forum Game 2021-22 Caption Contest #1 VS Sacramento Kings

[Chris Craig]

Welcome to the Caption Contest!
The rules are simple. Post a caption to the given picture before tipoff on game day. After the game the caption with the most likes wins for that game. You will receive 3 pts for winning and 2 points for posting a caption for a possible total of 5 points.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

"It may look like I'm bringing the ball down the court, actually I'm helping Dame bring a championship to Portland! GO BLAZERS!"

 

[Chris Craig]

Holmes: What the hell is Stormx?

Nance Jr: I don't know ... probably better than whatever Dialpad is.

 

[Hoopguru]

Holmes “fuck, if I had his first name I’d be Larry Holmes”.

 

[e_blazer]

Holmes: "I'm #22 so I must be twice as good as you, Nance."

Nance: "In your dreams. #11 is prime, fool."

 

[riverman]

Nance, "Yeah, I know Meyers wore this number"

 

[twobullz]

Holmes- Hey Larry that is right, I am wearing the same number as your Dad.

Nance- Yeah but I am the next in line of a long history of blazer big men greats who wore #11

 

[BoomChakaLaka]

“Haines Nance”

“White T-shirt with matching long johns! I’m love’n these Pacific Northwest accessories!”

Larry “Haines” Nance

 

[TBpup]

"As the latest #11, I'm so much better than Vladimir Stepania."

 

[rotary111]

Holmes- "Congfhatys oonf weavling cwelunhnd"..... slurp.

Nance- "You know I can't understand you with that mouthpiece in right? "

 

[andalusian]

Holmes: they let you wear Meyers Leonard jersey? Lucky

 

[swish3]

Larry: I am past you on the way to a fast slam dunk! We are leaving you in the Sac dust!

 

[stampedehero]

No doubt about it Holmes. You need Fixodent for your denture.

 

[Orion Bailey]

Nance: “Ben, lob and dunk! Lob aNd dunk!”

 

[Wizard Mentor]

"Larry, quick, how do I get traded to a good team?"

 

[Shaboid]

"Shoot, I forgot to pick up milk from the store"

 

[Chris Craig]

The winner of 2021-22 caption contest #1 is @SlyPokerDog

STANDINGS:

@SlyPokerDog - 5
@Hoopguru - 2
@e_blazer - 2
@riverman - 2
@twobullz - 2
@BoomChakaLaka - 2
@TBpup - 2
@rotary111 - 2
@andalusian - 2
@swish3 - 2
@stampedehero - 2
@Orion Bailey - 2
@Wizard Mentor - 2
@Shaboid -2