Forum Game 2021-22 Caption Contest #48 VS Dallas Mavericks

[Chris Craig]

Welcome to the Caption Contest!
The rules are simple. Post a caption to the given picture before tipoff on game day. After the game the caption with the most likes wins for that game. You will receive 3 pts for winning and 2 points for posting a caption for a possible total of 5 points.



STANDINGS

@riverman - 145
@SlyPokerDog - 131
@e_blazer - 123
@Shaboid - 113
@rotary111 - 99
@TBpup - 100
@swish3 - 97
@Hoopguru - 100
@BoomChakaLaka - 92
@stampedehero- 88
@Orion Bailey - 51
@Buffalo Custard - 37
@HomerLovesKoolAid - 31
@Stevenson - 23
@twobullz - 18
@DDolla - 15
@andalusian - 6
@theprunetang - 5
@Wizard Mentor - 4
@Jon - 2
@Lanny - 2

* @Chris Craig - 107

 

[swish3]

Here we are in Portland, so we can do what we want and get away with it. You pound and push Nurk from the right while I bang on him from the left, and the blind zebras will call fouls on Nurk instead of us. Thank you Portland!

 

[stampedehero]

Left elbow wrap was added for these Maverick players as they are prepared to battle the Blazers Texas style.

 

[TBpup]

"Kristaps finds a pothole in the Moda Center floor deep enough so that at 7'3", he looks the same height as 6'7" Luka."

 

[Chris Craig]

Porzingis: "Wasn't I taller than you?"

Doncic: "I took American dick pills...I grew 6".

 

[rotary111]

Luka "We really need pockets in our shorts. Why don't we have pockets!"

 

[SlyPokerDog]

"Woof!"

 

[Shaboid]

Doncic: "did Cuban really get the whole team new cars again?"
Porzingas: "he has to know he can't buy our love, right?"

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

"Did you know that if you rearrange the letters of our combined last names it spells 'Zirconic Pongids'? That's my favorite Eastern European band!"

 

[Stevenson]

Porzingas: "I can't believe Putin has ordered us to come back and help invade Ukraine."

Luka: "And we're not even Russian!"

 

[Hoopguru]

Porzingas to Luka"rumor has it Im being traded for CJ, does he dribble and ball hog as much as you?"

 

[e_blazer]

No, Kristaps, for the last time, “Doncic” is not a fungus infection of the dick.

 

[BoomChakaLaka]

83?

 

[Chris Craig]

The winner of caption contest #48 is @TBpup

STANDINGS

@riverman - 147
@SlyPokerDog - 133
@e_blazer - 125
@Shaboid - 115
@rotary111 - 101
@TBpup - 105
@swish3 - 97
@Hoopguru - 102
@BoomChakaLaka - 94
@stampedehero- 90
@Orion Bailey - 51
@Buffalo Custard - 37
@HomerLovesKoolAid - 33
@Stevenson - 25
@twobullz - 18
@DDolla - 15
@andalusian - 6
@theprunetang - 5
@Wizard Mentor - 4
@Jon - 2
@Lanny - 2

* @Chris Craig - 112