Game Thread 2026 PLAYOFFS RND 1 - GAME #5 - BLAZERS @ SPURS - APRIL 28, 2026 - TUESDAY - 6:30 - ESPN (8 Viewers)

[Strenuus]

We're winning this series

Bringing this up for the laughs.

The team was fucking awful the whole season.

 

[Domihatin]

I had to get an injection in my ass this morning and it was far more enjoyable

I will not ask what sort of "injection"...

 

[Domihatin]

Instead of glazing Spurs management's balls, just once I'd like to hear an announcers say this Spurs team tanked repeatedly, even after getting Wemby, got dog's ass lucky, and got Wemby and two other cornerstones in the lottery. Yeah. Brilliant.

I got extremely angry and vocal when I heard that ass hat say the Spurs had done a great a job or great work to get their players. What a joke. God, I hate tanking and can't believe people condone it.

 

[inconceivable]

I got extremely angry and vocal when I heard that ass hat say the Spurs had done a great a job or great work to get their players. What a joke. God, I hate tanking and can't believe people condone it.

Drafting Wemby, Castle, Harper were easy picks. Three consecutive top 5 drafts picks was responsible for their dynasty

 

[Domihatin]

Drafting Wemby, Castle, Harper were easy picks. Three consecutive top 5 drafts picks was responsible for their dynasty

And it certainly wasn't the result of a great job. It was intentionally losing years of games in a very flawed system to get draft odds. Garbage league.

 

[SharpeScooterShooter]

I actually think we take this one.
Yesterday, I wasn't giving us a chance in hell. Nothing changed. Just my mindset.

This didn't age well.
Great job jinxer!!!

 

[SharpeScooterShooter]

I remember when the Blazers in the playoffs meant Portland's young guys could develop....how much did Scoot-Sharpe-Clingan develop?

Clingan shot 46 times in the series; 25 of those shots were 3's...he made 5. That right there is a reason to fire Splitter

Scoot-Jrue-Toumani were 7-30 on FG's this game. Add in Thybulle and the foursome were 8-36.....22%

Come on man. Thats bs. Playoffs are experience that helps development. We need to wait until next season to see if it paid off. Judging them now??

That's like starting a diet and expecting to loses 10 lbs in the first day.

 

[Sheldon Shape]

Henderson gets benched for the last 8 minutes?

Both should be traded. They are not NBA material.

I don't agree with that, but it can look like that in times of loss and or blowouts.

 

[Phatguysrule]

Drafting Wemby, Castle, Harper were easy picks. Three consecutive top 5 drafts picks was responsible for their dynasty

That's how you tank. Genius.

 

[kjironman1]

i dunno wtf to say to be honest.
i think Splitter got ultra exposed in the last 2 games in regards to his adjustment strategy when we are being pressed. aka, there is no plan b.
our shooting was absolutely woeful.
11-47 from 3, camara 1-7 , jrue 1-6, deni 1-6, clingan 2-7, matisse 0-5 etc
we had 19 more shot attempts than SA and lost by 19pts
clingan 5 rebounds
4 of our starters had 10pts or less
yang played 1minute and put up 2 3s, missed both.

at this point I cant really see much downside in cleaning the decks of this titanic.
grant, jrue, have to go.
matisse is expiring.
id like to re-sign timelord if we can. i think him and Deni seem pretty close.
Sharpe really needs to work on D, but with Camara on the court he can close a lot of gaps - but any improvement would be good.
scoot - i dunno, he went from having an out of this world game to being completely anonymous. i dont think he is good enough to be either an outright PG or SG, but could be good bench utility.
i still want clingan to lose like 20lbs of thicc and get more mobile. if he cant, i dont really want to watch the trainwrek evolution of another nurkic.

i dont know who is out there for us in regards to potential trades, but at this point i dont really care who comes in, im just sick of watching the same movie with the same cast over n over. the playoffs means we have our own 1st round pick for like the next 6 seasons or something. so drafting well is a huge priority. lord help us here.

whats the go on getting some euros on the team? id like to see more of their play style in our team, i dont think we gonna have the 'stars' to carry us, but we can damn well raise team cohesion and expand the playmaking.

You just typed Splitter got exposed and then went on to explain exactly why he did not get exposed.

 

[Chris Craig]

Everbody shit canned yet?