50 reasons to hate the L.A. Lakers

[SlyPokerDog]

http://www.sbnation.com/2012/10/30/3497238/los-angeles-lakers-hate-50-reasons

 

[Natebishop3]

Only need one.... they're the Lakers.

 

[BlazerCaravan]

No more reason needed.

 

[THE HCP]

That dude is a pimp!

 

[BlazerCaravan]

That dude is a pimp!

He probably calls his tongue the clit-tickler.

 

[maxiep]

Only 50?

 

[julius]

The list was kind of funny, but reasons 10-50 should just be "their fans"

 

[Wizard Mentor]

I didn't know Kobe actually rides a helicopter to work and I didn't know Black Mambas are not black.

43. Kobe Bryant nicknamed himself (first offense) the Black Mamba (second offense), which is not actually black and thus makes no sense. It's like Kevin Love calling himself the Brown Recluse.

 

[crandc]

I didn't know about Kwame Brown throwing a man's birthday cake at him. I am very protective of cakes.

I could think of another 50. Easily. But this was a good start.

 

[BBert]

No more reason needed.

I just lost my breakfast.

 

[BrianFromWA]

No more reason needed.

If you want to ride a helicopter to work, more power to you, but this guy crossed with L*kersground guy sums it up pretty well.

 

[jlprk]

Back when I was younger and my posts were better on the ESPN board, I chanced upon Kobe's home address. So I ran it through a map program, got driving instructions to there from Staples Center, and posted them.

He has an hour drive. You can't get into the neighborhood, as there's a gate about 5 miles from his house. I would imagine there are more gates before you get to his own sentry and driveway. He's on a hill, but not all that far from the neighbor houses, at most 100 yards.

 

[julius]

No more reason needed.

Why is Jon Lovitz saying "thank you....THANK YOU"?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Back when I was younger and my posts were better on the ESPN board, I chanced upon Kobe's home address. So I ran it through a map program, got driving instructions to there from Staples Center, and posted them.

He has an hour drive. You can't get into the neighborhood, as there's a gate about 5 miles from his house. I would imagine there are more gates before you get to his own sentry and driveway. He's on a hill, but not all that far from the neighbor houses, at most 100 yards.

Yeah, he basically lives like 1.5-2 hours in LA traffic from Staples Center.

 

[jlprk]

I remember being surprised how far it is. Orange County, I think, and far off the freeway. The helicopter doesn't really surprise me.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

yeah, its pretty normal, probably more comfortable than having to buy a condo close to staples, worry about traffic, and all that shit, esp when you're making several hundred thousand dollars per game.

 

[BlazerCaravan]

Why is Jon Lovitz saying "thank you....THANK YOU"?

It's Henry Winkler saying lick it, lick it.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

No more reason needed.

I wonder if that is Isiah Rider's Laker championship ring on that guy's finger?