The Sun newspaper reported rumors that Jennifer Aniston gave John Mayer his walking papers because (are you ready?) he was using Twitter too often. Jennifer was starting to question John’s love for her when he was constantly “super busy with work, babe” but somehow managed to find the time to obsessively update his Twitter webpage.
Jen was mad. There John was, telling her he didn’t have time for her, yet his webpage was filled with updates! Every few hours, sometimes minutes, he’d update it with some stupid line. She was like, “He has time for all this Twittering, but he can’t send me a text, an e-mail, make a call?” He didn’t deny it. He knew he was avoiding her. So when she ended things, he just said “OK,” and he was “sorry it didn’t work out.”
I just hope Mayer can find another woman. If he wants Jennifer back, it will be difficult. But I have an idea. I think he can make it up to her by asking for one of the Octo-mom’s kids and giving it to Jen. Angelina Jolie stole her husband and then started collecting babies from all over the world, kind of like a Legends of NASCAR commemorative plate set. This octuplet baby could be Jen’s first step toward getting back at Angelina....
