A letter I just gave to landlord of Apt next door:

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DaRizzle

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September 6, 2009

Dear Owner,

My name is xxxxxx. My father is xxxxx, the owner of the xxxxxx apartment complex that shares the walkway with your apartment building. I help my father manage these units. I would like to bring some matters to your attention.
Your tenants in unit B are oblivious to the common courtesies you should have when living in an apartment complex. They act like they are the only ones living here and are oblivious to everybody else living here. While I'm sure they are decent people overall their daily routine must stop. Let me tell you some of the things they do.
Not every day, but frequently they are very loud in the mornings including weekends. Mostly this includes the wife yelling quite loudly at the kids in the morning in and OUTSIDE of their apartment. I have received several complaints from our tenants that they are woken up to her yelling in the mornings on MANY occasions including weekends. If she truly believes she has to yell at her kids that often then at least have the common courtesy of doing inside their apartment with the windows closed. Nobody wants to hear her screaming at her kids on a constant basis especially to wake them up. Also, some mornings it wont be the wife yelling but instead it will be the husband going outside to hack up the flem from is throat in a loud manner for several minutes. Why cant he just do that in the bathroom like a normal person?
They treat their front walkway is their own little yard and playground. I do not understand rudeness on this matter. They use those metal bracing hoops for their tomato garden as a clothes line! Nobody wants to see their dirty (or clean) laundry, it is extremely tacky. One of the most mind boggling things they do is leave dirty diapers on their front walkway! They will take several SOILED diapers and leave them there for hours! Its unbelievable!
They have also decided the water fights on our shared walkway is an okay thing to do. We are in the middle of a drought and the city of Torrance has enacted an ordinance against watering plants during the daytime hours. If they are against putting the water to actual use during the day I know they would be against the frivolous use of a garden hose running for two hours. Nobody wants to come home from work and see a loud five year old kid in his underwear spraying water everywhere when they come home. This is also extra money coming out of your pocket too.
Now along with their wasting of water on water fights they have decided to bring a kiddy pool to the walkway! I don't know how they don't realize their rudeness. This kiddy pool takes up the entire walkway and they will leave it out there for hours. It will block the entrance to our unit B and they will have to step over a full kiddy pool to get to their front door. Of course with the kiddy pool comes the screaming kids. I don't blame the kids, they don't know any better, but several hours of kids screaming right by your front door is unacceptable. Recently they have also decided its okay to drain the kiddy pool at nights and just leave it resting on the hedge right in front of their apartment for all to see!There is a park 100 yards away that they can be as loud as they want, please tell them to use it.
They have a back porch just like all of our units, please tell them to use it. All of these things they do could be done in their back porch so everybody else doesn't have to deal with it. If they have decided to use it as storage that's their problem, not all of ours.
I don't want to tell them these things since I live here and don't want to start a cold war between tenants. Could you please brings these issues up to them (and leave my name out of it) so everybody else can live in peace. I'm sure overall they are good people but these issues must be addressed.
I hope you don't think I am angry with you because I am not. You have been very friendly to me when we have talked and the improvements you have made to your apartment building look great. I just hope you could resolve these issues for all the other tenants living here. Feel free to contact me if you have any questions or comments.

Best Regards,


xxxxxx

Comments? Similar situations?

(was in paragraph form in word program)

FYI. I live in a 4 unit apt complex that shares a walkway with a mirror image of my complex. These are the only people with kids. Two adults and three kids in a 2 bedroom apartment!
 
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In the middle of a drought? What did you do in SoCal, suck up all the water from Northern California and Lake Mead, too?
 
In the middle of a drought? What did you do in SoCal, suck up all the water from Northern California and Lake Mead, too?

LA is actually like a desert if man wasnt here. We get the vast majority of our water from Nor Cal
 
Give the landlord 1 week to solve the problem.

If that doesn't work try Plan B.

Start calling the police everytime they yell at their kids. Call the police about the water thing every time they violate the ordinance. Your city should have a neighborhood nuisance line. Call and report them for the diapers. Call, report, complain. Do it every time there is an opportunity. Sooner or later they will get the message.
 
they are the freakin definition of white trash....just didnt want to say that in the letter
 
Might want to re-write parts of the letter a tad, make it sound more professional.

Torrance..poor man.
 
PS. I'd like to point out they're taking away from my pot smoking parties, and all the boyfriends of the bitches I'm boning find out, because these loud mouthed ass holes tell the boyfriends of all these ho's!
 
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I've since moved but had a similar problem before. The first night we stayed there I woke up to "FUCKING ****!" being screamed amongst other things, and our shared yard was not worth using, they were some nasty fuckers. Old couches and jagged metal in the yard,complete white trash

edit: they censored the c bomb
 
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DaRizzle, you've got to fight fire with fire. You can be more obnoxious than they can. Heck, you can hardly help it, being a laker fan.

Be loud. Throw your trash everywhere. Offer to watch the kids for the afternoon and get them all Mike Tyson tattoos. Shit on their front porch. Expose yourself to their kids. And give them drugs. I recommend heroin, it will keep them quiet.

barfo
 
During College I lived in a place that had similar neighbors.

I found out that going to the people directly doesn't really work and can make it worse.

The worst ones by far are the migrant (literally) Mexicans with their ten kids. No obedience, MESSY, and rude.

They drank to make things worse. The mother and her adult kids partying together. It was a sight to behold.
 
Does the owner of the building live there also?

If he doesn't offer to manage the building for $100 a month, evict the annoying neighbors and quit the manager job the next month.
 

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