OT A new Blazer fan!

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

I will REAR you, child.

My eldest daughter at birth was the same size you are now (Hint: she wasn’t all that big.).

 

[crandc]

Mozel tov

 

[Chris Craig]

Congrats @TorturedBlazerFan !

 

[BBert]

Wife had the our (newest) Baby about an hour ago now! Very excited, thanks to all of you who have reached out!

Will probably post some pictures later, Im pretty pumped.

Awesome!

Did you name her Damian?

 

[hoopsjock]

Awesome!

Did you name her Damian?

That's so yesterday.

Her name is Anfernee.

 

[riverman]

"Dad, what does Tortured mean?"

 

[riverman]

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That elprez' baby photo!..

 

[Chris Craig]

Awesome!

Did you name her Damian?

I heard her name starts with the Letter 0

 

[Propagandist]

Wife had the our (newest) Baby about an hour ago now! Very excited, thanks to all of you who have reached out!

Will probably post some pictures later, Im pretty pumped.

What?!? Congratulations! You're catching up to me.

 

[Propagandist]

Congrats! Now get a vasectomy and call it good partner lol

I have a hell of a story about getting my vasectomy. So fucking weird.

 

[BBert]

That's so yesterday.

Her name is Anfernee.

Good move. Just today a legit poster started a thread about Anfernee being better than Dame this year.

 

[BBert]

I heard her name starts with the Letter 0

Good enough!

 

[GhostOfPGA]

I have a hell of a story about getting my vasectomy. So fucking weird.

Did the doctor surgically remove your balls instead?

 

[GhostOfPGA]

I heard her name starts with the Letter 0

Oden?

 

[Dougnsalem]

Did the doctor surgically remove your balls instead?

Sorry Prop.... That was pretty funny though.

 

[barfo]

I have a hell of a story about getting my vasectomy. So fucking weird.

Back alley vasectomies should be a thing of the past.

barfo

 

[oldmangrouch]

CONGRATS!

 

[CupWizier]

Wife had the our (newest) Baby about an hour ago now! Very excited, thanks to all of you who have reached out!

Will probably post some pictures later, Im pretty pumped.

Awesome. Congrats on the newborn. Boy or girl?

 

[dviss1]

Pics or it didn't happen. No, JK.

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!

 

[Orion Bailey]

Wife had the our (newest) Baby about an hour ago now! Very excited, thanks to all of you who have reached out!

Will probably post some pictures later, Im pretty pumped.

Congratulations!!!! Now you have a full 5 body rotation including yourself!!! The FabTorturedFive!!!!!!

Either that or you could learn instruments and start a band!

 

[CupWizier]

Congrats, I will be joining you tomorrow (heading to the hospital at midnight to have 1st)!!

and another congratulations to you.

 

[Hoopguru]

Congrats, I will be joining you tomorrow (heading to the hospital at midnight to have 1st)!!

Congrats!

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

 

[Orion Bailey]

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I saw that picture in a frame for sale at Freddies yesterday. Fake news!!!!






JK!!! ten fingers, ten toes, eyes ears and nose? You done well my friend!

 

[Hoopguru]

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wow! you must be a proud dad! and it appears big sis is too!

 

[SIeepwalker]

wow! you must be a proud dad! and it appears big sis is too!

Big sis is a proud dad too ?


Congrats @TorturedBlazerFan !

 

[tlongII]

Congrats!

 

[AquaXI]

Congratulations! What a beautiful Family. Glad the girls take after Mom!