A thread to brag

[THE HCP]

I touched HCP's wife's amazing boobs!

 

[santeesioux]

Do you measure from the base of the balls? Lol

From the center of the anus to just past the tip.

-Adam Carolla

 

[THE HCP]

I can brag about having an amazing family! Love my wife and kids......FAMS!

 

[THE HCP]

And I got a special hug from Rebecca Harrlow the other night.

 

[julius]

And I got a special hug from Rebecca Harrlow the other night.

The type of hugs she saves for her creepy old uncle, who is always playing grab-ass?

 

[julius]

I, uh....I can impersonate HCP as long as his wife keeps her eyes closed.

just a mumblin and a fumblin...

 

[MickZagger]

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Are those really your wife's knockers? That pic's been circulating these boards for a while now.

If so. That's impressive

You ever motorboat?

 

[THE HCP]

Are those really your wife's knockers? That pic's been circulating these boards for a while now.

If so. That's impressive

You ever motorboat?

Sho is! I am a lucky man!

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I'm packin' seven inches.

In your mouth.

 

[santeesioux]

In your mouth.

 

[Further]

Sho is! I am a lucky man!

Ok, I think your brag wins. Nice rack and ripcity to boot, fine work may man.

 

[MickZagger]

Sho is! I am a lucky man!

 

[BlazerWookee]

I got a handjob in a crack house with an 8-ball taped to my nuts!

No, I didn't.

Sigh.

 

[MarAzul]

Even now you can't help disagreeing with me!

Thanks bud, you too DLJ

You needed it.

 

[MarAzul]

I got a handjob in a crack house with an 8-ball taped to my nuts!

No, I didn't.

Sigh.

Damn!

 

[MARIS61]

I'm ALWAYS right and I NEVER lie.