AF Vs Phundamentalz

[B.e.]

I'm setting this up because its Thanksgiving holiday, and hey, I've don't have much to do, so why not battle? I say we each do 3 verses, and I'm not sure if you want to put sig rights on the line. Phundamentalz what do you think? I'll start the battle off though, if its ok with phundamentalz.

 

[B.e.]

I'm ready whenever your ready PhunDamentalz

 

[Mr. J]

I think you should have asked him first via PM.

 

[phunDamentalz]

3 rounds.
minimum of 8 lines - no max
then first to 5 votes wins.
p.s. sorry if i'm a bit harsh it's all in good fun. feel free to come back at me hard

round 1:

whaddup little air fresh - or is it dumb bitch
you call out new york that was a real dumb pitch
youre mad cause in florida there ain't nothing to do
cept sit by the AC and peel some oranges dude...
that humid air is really sogging up your brain
cause challenging NY is a very foolish game
the warm weather must be nice don't get me wrong
you get to watch your mom walk around in a thong
life must be sweet in a state where everybody's eighty eight
i bet you get some nice ***** down there - shriveled up fish bait
you mention *** a few times in your rhymes that **** was Freudian
no wonder you brag about how you are so Floridian
cause you're from a state that's shaped like a penis
go get your FLA-ggots and we'll see who the hottest team is

 

[B.e.]

<div class="quote_poster">phunDamentalz Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">3 rounds.
minimum of 8 lines - no max
then first to 5 votes wins.
p.s. sorry if i'm a bit harsh it's all in good fun. feel free to come back at me hard

round 1:

whaddup little air fresh - or is it dumb bitch
you call out new york that was a real dumb pitch
youre mad cause in florida there ain't nothing to do
cept sit by the AC and peel some oranges dude...
that humid air is really sogging up your brain
cause challenging NY is a very foolish game
the warm weather must be nice don't get me wrong
you get to watch your mom walk around in a thong
life must be sweet in a state where everybody's eighty eight
i bet you get some nice ***** down there - shriveled up fish bait
you mention *** a few times in your rhymes that **** was Freudian
no wonder you brag about how you are so Floridian
cause you're from a state that's shaped like a penis
go get your FLA-ggots and we'll see who the hottest team is</div>
Phundamentalz you failed to realized that I?m in a league you can?t stand with
That means you can?t see AF, like your hosting account exceeded bandwith
It takes work to get to the top, so on the way ya face is what I am Stompin
You got a better chance surviving with red and blue clothes threw the city of Compton
If my opponents get in my way, then I demolish them?right now I?m in the tractor
An you pretty brave, cause battling Fresh should be a Stunt on Fear Factor
But you really think you have a chance? Son for you to win, there is really no-way
Everybody knows I got this bitch killed; I should change my rap name to Fresh-O-Jay
AF-Venom does it again, providing JBB with another Flamer
You accepted the challenge? Man you got more balls than Kramer
AF-Venom is a high quality MC, Phundamentalz is just a damn scrub
So in other words you cannot win, you might as well start the AF fan club
I won?t be faded, my raps on chronic disease--and to my opponents I?m just sicker
You Jay Feely soft, and the last New Yorker left?so I will definitely beat the kicker
I?m Pirating NYC, it?s in your best interest just to abandon the ship
This is the 91 First Round Series, I'm gettin 3 Wins and the Yorkers gettin zip*

*New York knicks got swept in the 91 First round playoffs vs the bulls

 

[phunDamentalz]

Stinky Air, i don't know nothing 'bout Jay Feely
All i know is all the jbballers feel me
And this is b-ball so quit talking N-F-L
I'd rather live in hell than live in the F-L
You caught Mister Jay on an off day big deal
Then you called me out thinking you could keep it real
I read your battle with Gotskillz and no wonder he's bitter
I've had more lucid lines than you sitting on the shitter
Your tired-ass raps are giving new meaning to wack
That's five minutes of my life I won't get back
You South Beach queen you probably get your nuts waxed
Stupid rat you just walked into my trap
Florida mouse tried to step into my house?
Bitch please you must be retarded to take that route
Should be illegal the **** that flows out of your mouth
you think you're fresh go check your pits you need Axe Dry
it's just too bad they don't make Odor Eaters for rhymes
You ride a tractor, well that's really no surprise
You're just a hick spreading manure in all your lines
You're like a deaf dude trying to play musical chairs
Or like a blind man trying to run down the stairs
Talking about Kramer's balls well that is just wrong
And now i can't shake that picture of your mom in a thong
This battle's over but the nightmares are just beginning
I guess everything has it's price including Winning.....

 

[B.e.]

<div class="quote_poster">phunDamentalz Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Stinky Air, i don't know nothing 'bout Jay Feely
All i know is all the jbballers feel me
And this is b-ball so quit talking N-F-L
I'd rather live in hell than live in the F-L
You caught Mister Jay on an off day big deal
Then you called me out thinking you could keep it real
I read your battle with Gotskillz and no wonder he's bitter
I've had more lucid lines than you sitting on the shitter
Your tired-ass raps are giving new meaning to wack
That's five minutes of my life I won't get back
You South Beach queen you probably get your nuts waxed
Stupid rat you just walked into my trap
Florida mouse tried to step into my house?
Bitch please you must be retarded to take that route
Should be illegal the **** that flows out of your mouth
you think you're fresh go check your pits you need Axe Dry
it's just too bad they don't make Odor Eaters for rhymes
You ride a tractor, well that's really no surprise
You're just a hick spreading manure in all your lines
You're like a deaf dude trying to play musical chairs
Or like a blind man trying to run down the stairs
Talking about Kramer's balls well that is just wrong
And now i can't shake that picture of your mom in a thong
This battle's over but the nightmares are just beginning
I guess everything has it's price including Winning.....</div>
This is b-ball? ok, that means that I am the King of the Deuce
With your corny nursery rhymes, I've read better from Dr. Seus
Talkin greasy about the FL? You just need to take a seat dog
You spit fuc**n garbage, cause you inhale all that NY smog
Your sh!it is below subpar, but my rhymes are hella-stella
Air Fresh is starting his own dynasty in NYC like Rockafella
Man I got people across the country that always got my back
And I might wax my nuts, cause ya girl likes a clean sack
Even if I was musty, compared to you I'm still way more flyer
AF-Venom, I ride tracks better than them NASCAR Drivers
I live in the south so I'm a "hick"? Please, how original is that?
Also when is the last time a damn hick could be black?
Ask the last two dudes, lethal lyrical weapons is what I toat.
I got witnesses and your one of them, check ya last vote
By typing more lines, its just your weakness that you are showing
Killin you in this battle, so hell is really where you will be going
I usually stick to simplistic sick sixteens, but I've got something else in store
Another round cause like my hos, JBB is just begging B for more
Yall NYC dudes gas ya selves up, there must be something in ya air
9-1 in voting so far, I'd have better competition against Umair
The New Fresh Prince, I'm sentencing this lame a$$ dame to exile
"Long range shooting"? Add Rapping to Weaknesses in ya JBB Profile

If you think you got Fresh beat, you must be living on fantasy, island!!
I've never heard of any good rapper that comes from Dublin, Ireland!!

 

[phunDamentalz]

i see i have to step my game up.
here goes...


you got no game so you click on my profile
then you bring up Umair cause you really can't freestyle
yeah you get your insights from the J-B-B- forum
you should be an operator on 1-800-BOREDOM
and yeah i went on long cause i got a lot to say
what can i say there's not that much to do today
i like my job when the boss is a-way
I get to beat orlando girls who want to play
and plus my rhymes are gifts i've got to get them off my chest
I spit more jewels than you can spit Crest
um okay i didn't realize that you are black
that fact alone makes you ten times more wack
where is the inherent dopeness inside of you?
my rhymes attack you like mace kid- theyre blinding you
making up words like "my rhymes are hella stella"
just so you could use your wack line about Rockafella
and how long you been holding that NASCAR line in your pocket?
going on the internet trying to find the right time to drop it?
that s**ts transparent fool my words fly off the dome
you call me corny dawg but you're inducing groans
My raps are steaks while you're biting off the bone
This contest to me is like Chi-town to Capone
Cause i own this b!tch no one can take me down
Just like your girl I got this gagged and bound
Trust me in this lair nobody can touch me
Not even you a Cat in the Hat who just got lucky
cause gotskills has em and Mr Jay can spit
they don't keep coming with that same recycled s!!t
that's right rounds 1 and 2 for you were pure FLUKE
i'm showing you who's the daddy like Darth Vader to LUKE
NY rappers are sweet - yours are diabetic
why don't you take your game up north where s**t gets hectic?
and yeah i live on fantasy island whats it to ya?
better than repping dick-riding peninsula
i'll let you have the last word it's only fair
JBBallers y'all beware
here comes a weakling with a half a yard stare
prolly bout to drop a few more turds about Umair....

 

[B.e.]

<div class="quote_poster">phunDamentalz Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">i see i have to step my game up.
here goes...


you got no game so you click on my profile
then you bring up Umair cause you really can't freestyle
yeah you get your insights from the J-B-B- forum
you should be an operator on 1-800-BOREDOM
and yeah i went on long cause i got a lot to say
what can i say there's not that much to do today
i like my job when the boss is a-way
I get to beat orlando girls who want to play
and plus my rhymes are gifts i've got to get them off my chest
I spit more jewels than you can spit Crest
um okay i didn't realize that you are black
that fact alone makes you ten times more wack
where is the inherent dopeness inside of you?
my rhymes attack you like mace kid- theyre blinding you
making up words like "my rhymes are hella stella"
just so you could use your wack line about Rockafella
and how long you been holding that NASCAR line in your pocket?
going on the internet trying to find the right time to drop it?
that s**ts transparent fool my words fly off the dome
you call me corny dawg but you're inducing groans
My raps are steaks while you're biting off the bone
This contest to me is like Chi-town to Capone
Cause i own this b!tch no one can take me down
Just like your girl I got this gagged and bound
Trust me in this lair nobody can touch me
Not even you a Cat in the Hat who just got lucky
cause gotskills has em and Mr Jay can spit
they don't keep coming with that same recycled s!!t
that's right rounds 1 and 2 for you were pure FLUKE
i'm showing you who's the daddy like Darth Vader to LUKE
NY rappers are sweet - yours are diabetic
why don't you take your game up north where s**t gets hectic?
and yeah i live on fantasy island whats it to ya?
better than repping dick-riding peninsula
i'll let you have the last word it's only fair
JBBallers y'all beware
here comes a weakling with a half a yard stare
prolly bout to drop a few more turds about Umair....</div>
Being in this battle with me, with ya rap career ya gambling
Cause you are'nt talking about sh!t, just mumblin and ramblin
I come with recycled sh!t? For real how ironic can you get
Half of your lines are f**kin bull, about the state I represent
AF-Venom, you know I shine whenever the light be lime
Be killing these NY "ballas", like I was Air Jordan in his prime
Clutch, so I got the rock in my hands whenever the game is on the line
And this battle is the Sixth game in Utah, therefore the victory is mine
To some I'm a beast, but to you, I'm an entire different species
On the other hand your disses and rebutalls are nothing but straight Feces
Its obvious I'm killin this dude lyrically, there is no need for investigation
and Its obvious that my rhymes are the sh!t, and go harder than constipation
The First quarter is over, in the second AF-Venom will unleash the wrath
I?ll have ya ass in the MRI room; I guarantee you won?t make it into the half
With ya b**ch a$$ lines, your verses are really not even respectable
You don?t want beef with B; you should stick to eating vegetables
With your fuc**n lame rhymes, your miniscule, so they don't hurt-me
Far from boring, but I'll knock you out, like Thanksgiving Turkey
When it comes to hot lines and hot rhymes, AF-Venom has got a hunch for a bunch
And In the game I?m hungry, so I eat wack MCs for breakfast*, dinner*, and lunch*
(?Gotskillz?*, Mr. J*, Phundamentalz*)

 

[B.e.]

Vote up

 

[bbwSwish]

Damn Air Fresh has come back from the Summer Tourney really strong and he's constantly impressing me with his lines. These were some of my favorite:

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">With ya b**ch a$$ lines, your verses are really not even respectable
You don’t want beef with B; you should stick to eating vegetables</div>

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">AF-Venom, I ride tracks better than them NASCAR Drivers </div>

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">I won’t be faded, my raps on chronic disease--and to my opponents I’m just sicker
You Jay Feely soft, and the last New Yorker left—so I will definitely beat the kicker</div>

Those were nasty. I was suprised by phundementals too but I felt Air Fresh came out stronger and won this one. My vote is for AF-Venom.

 

[Chutney]

I vote for phunDamentalz.

That was an awesome battle, so both of you don't have anything to be ashamed of. But, if the Iggy-Swish battle saw Swish have an advantage by going 2nd, this was the exact opposite. phun hit hard with his punchlines and, even though his raps were long, I didn't see him waste a single line. AF's rebuttals were great, better than his last battles, but, IMO, he only seemed to even the score. PhunDamentalz was able to hit him harder each round, without sounding repetitive.

 

[Iggy]

I'm gonna have to go with Air Fresh on this one. Air Fresh was consistent through the whole battle and all his lines were strong. I don't think I remember one weak rhyme from Air Fresh, and a lot of his punchlines were crazy. PhunDamentalz was solid, but at some parts of his verse he had some weak rhymes and it seemed like they were just their to make the rap longer. For example

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">and yeah i went on long cause i got a lot to say
what can i say there's not that much to do today
i like my job when the boss is a-way
I get to beat orlando girls who want to play
</div>

It kind of made me mad how he kept talking about what state AF came from. On the other hand, he had some really good rhymes and he made me really feel like he was freestyling from the top. But I'm still going to have to go with Air Fresh. Great Battle though.


My Favorite Lines of Air Fresh's would have to be:
<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">Man I got people across the country that always got my back
And I might wax my nuts, cause ya girl likes a clean sack</div>
and
<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">The New Fresh Prince, I'm sentencing this lame a$$ dame to exile
"Long range shooting"? Add Rapping to Weaknesses in ya JBB Profile</div>


From Phundamentalz I enjoyed this whole part:
<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">you think you're fresh go check your pits you need Axe Dry
it's just too bad they don't make Odor Eaters for rhymes
You ride a tractor, well that's really no surprise
You're just a hick spreading manure in all your lines
You're like a deaf dude trying to play musical chairs
Or like a blind man trying to run down the stairs</div>

 

[Mr. J]

phundamentalz hands down.

He gave a warning and stuck by it:
<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">
p.s. sorry if i'm a bit harsh </div>

He hit harder with his lines. Plain and simple and AF came up a little short with his rebuttals, so my vote goes to phun.

EDIT: Also, much props to phun for coming off the dome. AF, probably had his verses written in preparation, but phun freestyled with some fire.

 

[Really Lost One]

Damn, another hot battle. I felt in the first couple of verses phundamentalz came stronger, but I felt Air Fresh had the better "knock-out" verse (last verse from each member). But in the end I'll have to give the vote to phundamentalz. I felt he was more consistent, and his lines always had a tight flow. But it was another real hard decision because I felt both came hard. But I'll give a slight edge to phundamentalz on this one

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">you got no game so you click on my profile
then you bring up Umair cause you really can't freestyle
yeah you get your insights from the J-B-B- forum
you should be an operator on 1-800-BOREDOM
</div>

^ I liked this line from phun

 

[B.e.]

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">AF, probably had his verses written in preparation,</div>
Nope. Not like it matters anyway.

Keep the votes coming!

 

[B.e.]

Bump.

Vote people

 

[bbwTwinTowers]

Air Fresh

 

[B.e.]

<div class="quote_poster">TwinTowers Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Air Fresh</div>
Eyo you gotta explain your vote for it to count.

 

[Trip]

I vote for phundamentalz. He started out weak but ended it with a bang; that last verse was fire. Fresh was more consistent but his lines were pretty generic and lacked phun's fatal touch IMO.

 

[Really Lost One]

<div class="quote_poster">Locke Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">I vote for phundamentalz. He started out weak but ended it with a bang; that last verse was fire. Fresh was more consistent but his lines were pretty generic and lacked phun's fatal touch IMO.</div>

Weird, I thought phun was more consistent

 

[B.e.]

<div class="quote_poster">Locke Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">I vote for phundamentalz. He started out weak but ended it with a bang; that last verse was fire. Fresh was more consistent but his lines were pretty generic and lacked phun's fatal touch IMO.</div>

Which lines were generic? I want to get better you know.

Keep the votes coming.

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">p.s. sorry if i'm a bit harsh</div>
Boy Mrs J I sure was intimidated by that harsh warning!!

 

[bbwTwinTowers]

<div class="quote_poster">Air Fresh Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Eyo you gotta explain your vote for it to count.</div>

Both phun and you had some good lines. I just like your rhymes more.

 

[phunDamentalz]

<div class="quote_poster">Air Fresh Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Which lines were generic? I want to get better you know.

Keep the votes coming.


Boy Mrs J I sure was intimidated by that harsh warning!!</div>

wasn't a warning just being a good competitor
smarten up

 

[B.e.]

<div class="quote_poster">phunDamentalz Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">wasn't a warning just being a good competitor
smarten up</div>
Yeah I know it wasn't, MrsJ was the one who said it was, I wasn't talking about you mane, just strictly talking to MrsJ.

 

[phunDamentalz]

<div class="quote_poster">Air Fresh Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Yeah I know it wasn't, MrsJ was the one who said it was, I wasn't talking about you mane, just strictly talking to MrsJ.</div>

okay "mane"
well it's 4-3 in favor of me right now, maybe NTC187 or Dream or another rap aficionado can get in here and settle this?

 

[Mr. J]

<div class="quote_poster">Air Fresh Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Which lines were generic? I want to get better you know.

Keep the votes coming.


Boy Mrs J I sure was intimidated by that harsh warning!!</div>
I feel ya, Stinky Air. Phun definitely has skills.

 

[bbwSwish]

MrJ and Air Fresh: JustBBall's First E-Beef

 

[Trip]

<div class="quote_poster">Air Fresh Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Which lines were generic? I want to get better you know.

Keep the votes coming.


Boy Mrs J I sure was intimidated by that harsh warning!!</div>
Not really 'generic' in the sense of the word, just that your lines all sound alike. From the three battles I've followed of yours, your lines just seem to be repetitive. Sure, you've changed them up but they still pack the same punch. Yout hit MrJ hard but since then your lines have become boring and predictable. Maybe change up your pace, or come up with some lines that surprise people.

 

[B.e.]

Ok.

Still need more votes.