Airport Question

[THE HCP]

On my way to PHX. Once a year, the Blazers fly down all the sponser big wigs like the presidents of Fred Meyer, Taco Bell and Les Schwab on the team plane for a game. Usually overnighters like LA or PHX. That said, I have to fly with the common folk today....... COMMERCIAL!!! Question, can I bring cut up apples in a sandwich bag onto the plane?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

LOL! Sorry but that is a myth, the drug dogs can easily smell past it. You might want to try wrapping it aluminum foil.

 

[THE HCP]

I'm serious bitches! Trying to eat better and wanted to cut up a couple apples and bring them with me on the plane. Don't want to waste 'em!

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

Yeah, you can. You really shouldn't get a hassle over that.

 

[illmatic99]

You should be fine. Just make sure the bag you put them in is transparent.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I'm serious bitches! Trying to eat better and wanted to cut up a couple apples and bring them with me on the plane. Don't want to waste 'em!

Hey dude if you want a free cavity search at the airport bring the apples. A Hispanic looking dude with an attitude carrying a baggy of apples during the first weekend of spring break, lol.

"Excuse me sir, do you mind waiting over here. My supervisor with be with you in a moment. Hey Bob, could you bring a box of rubber gloves and the large jar of KY here?"

I'm sure there is nothing against apples in a baggy but why not just eat them at home and then just buy more apples when you get to Phoenix? Your body can survive not eating right during the plane trip.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I'll be in Phoenix tomorrow! holla! (well, for about 45 minutes).

 

[THE HCP]

Just got to the hotel! Forgot to eat the FUCKING apples on the plane!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Just got to the hotel! Forgot to eat the FUCKING apples on the plane!

Riveting!

Make sure to let us know if it's corn or peanuts in the morning.

 

[ehizzy3]

pretty sure it has to be a ziplock bag...

 

[jlprk]

why not just eat them at home and then just buy more apples when you get to Phoenix? Your body can survive not eating right during the plane trip.

Same logic for sneaking candy into a movie theater. I get it all ready, unwrap it in advance so it won't crinkle in the theater, then I think, aw, just eat it now before the movie and I won't have to carefully sneak it to my mouth during the loud scenes.

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

Last time I went to PDX airport my shoes set off some alarm. I walked through a lawn with fertilizer on it. A key ingredient in certain bombs. It wasn't fun.

 

[Blazer_Hippie]

Last time I went to PDX airport my shoes set off some alarm. I walked through a lawn with fertilizer on it. A key ingredient in certain bombs. It wasn't fun.

That's pretty funny!