Al-Qaeda to "unleash hell"

[OSUBlazerfan]

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/8241119/capturing-bin-laden-would-unleash-hell

The mastermind of the 9/11 attacks warned that al-Qaeda has hidden a nuclear bomb in Europe which will unleash a "nuclear hellstorm" if Osama bin Laden is captured, leaked files revealed.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

 

[BrianFromWA]

Man, it sucks that they've been saving up their entire wad and not doing everything in their power to kill people for the last 8 years, on the off chance that one day their leader would be captured.

Oh, wait...

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Man, it sucks that they've been saving up their entire wad and not doing everything in their power to kill people for the last 8 years, on the off chance that one day their leader would be captured.

Oh, wait...

LOL!

Rep'd!

 

[DaLincolnJones]

naw man, they are going to shut down their 7 elevens three hours before beer sales end

 

[Rhal]

So this comes out right before we kill him.. Guess we need all that fear to pass a new patriot act that will be labeled "Obama takes care of shit!" that will keep him in office tell they find the "nuclear bomb" and disarm it, which will be in 2034.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

capture the flag!

 

[speeds]

Come at me bro!

 

[3RA1N1AC]

its actually pretty logical to assume that they will attack somewhere in "retaliation" for this, but they would have done it anyways, so there is really no difference.

 

[barfo]

its actually pretty logical to assume that they will attack somewhere in "retaliation" for this, but they would have done it anyways, so there is really no difference.

There might be a difference. They might rush the plan in order to get it done in the optimal retaliation timeframe, and thus make more mistakes and get caught more easily than they would have if they'd done it on their own timescale.

barfo

 

[3RA1N1AC]

oooh yeah i hope they do that then.

"fuck did you bring the lighter? crap"

 

[Haakzilla]

...inevitable "Bin Laden Video Tape" coming soon!

That should help to sacrifice even more of our so-called freedom for this false sense of security

 

[Mamba]

Bring it on, bitches.

 

[Natebishop3]

Bring it on, bitches.

As they blow up the Staples Center with Kobe still in it....

Seriously though, since when is intel from waterboarding considered iron clad?

 

[3RA1N1AC]

As they blow up the Staples Center with Kobe still in it....

Seriously though, since when is intel from waterboarding considered iron clad?

i think kobe is probably their sleeper cell, he will suicide bomb staples with the dodgers there too

 

[maxiep]

As they blow up the Staples Center with Kobe still in it....

Seriously though, since when is intel from waterboarding considered iron clad?

When two sources say the same thing, it's pretty good confirmation.

 

[BrianFromWA]

i think kobe is probably their sleeper cell, he will suicide bomb staples with the dodgers there too

Dont be silly, k*be only throws bricks in game sevens!!

 

[MARIS61]

When two sources say the same thing, it's pretty good confirmation.

When tortured, people say what they think you want to hear, so they would be most likely to say the same thing.

Torture a dozen people and they'd likely tell you the same thing.